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Kammerjunk

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

>tfw no way to put custom music in bar
oh well there's always lil slugger

that's not a full list

Reminder that this happened

admins recently gained the ability to upload things to the juke
ask politely and they might put a song on it for you

brb getting on the adminhelps page by spamming songrequests

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Nice meme

Try to live freely and automatically good bye

reminder

somebody post THAT xenovix image

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Neat. I'll start coding it

>youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso
great taste in classic 80's jap music

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>interaction with gremlins
>or should they be mortal enemies?
>spider "taming", spider mounts, spider betrayal when the spider gets hungry

>Making patrolling maint even more of a pain
>Letting antags have a potential army of small fuckers
Why not

It's just a little green assistant you can valid

Precisely

>Patroling maint
>Suddenly hear strange chanting
>Theres a red glow coming from a nearby airlock
>Open it
>Inside is four goblins covered in blood dancing around a mutilated clown corpse
>Go to run away, but step on a beartrap made of bone and space carp sinews
>A net fashioned from monkey hair falls on me as the goblins surround me and begin stabbing me with their sharpened screwdrivers and wire-wrapped wrenches

Fully redundant with nymphs.

As your body is going numb with the pain and the vicious creatures shred through your armour, your last thoughts are a vivid interrogation : NT, why

Window got blasted to space because I'm a brainlet, sorry

An an unrelated note, fun fact of the day is that bullets can break a glass window on the other side of a grille before breaking the grille

thatd be cool for like a goblin raiders type thing

that makes sense
metal grill vs glass, glass breaks first

Are gremlins actually a thing right now? I haven't played any SS13 in like half a year, I just stumbled back onto the thread after visiting /dfg/ and wanted to slap down a shitpost.

>Wh40k style ork rock flying through space hits the station
>few hundred grotlings swarm into it
>Antags have infinite respawns but they die in like two laser shots

Please no
We already have Vox Raiders and they are a pain in the ass

Vox raiders will soon be a random event instead of a garbage game mode

Unfortunately they usually kill themselves by shocking a door or siphoning the room they're in.
They're not player controlled (unless it's a bus.)

I saw one in cryo once.
I think it just turned it up slightly is all it did

Tiny purple button pressers

That sounds hilarious. Also pretty cool, just a little bit of fluff to make the environment seem more alive. That's why I liked mice when they first became a thing, even if they didn't serve much of a purpose. Or the space fungus on the walls of maint in goon.

>muh redundancy
Variety = more fun
Start removing current redundant features instead of bitching about cool concepts or PRs.

How do you load the sales machine?

Race Idea: Formics (from Ender's Game)

>Insectoid bipeds with 4 arms
>Restricted to Assistant, Janitor, Cargo Tech, and Mime
>Mute
>Have project mind power
>have hive mind chat with other Formics, similar to :g
>extra damage from brute and burn
>hidden agenda of gathering intelligence for upcoming Formic invasion of Nanotrasen space
>deragatory wors for them is Buggers

Quick! Post your discord waifu!

If you give a mime telepathy, and it uses it, is it valid?

I wish, too many faggy grey mime players have made speaking with telepathy as their gimmick.

Even better, splash them with water once per message.

fund it

>Restricted to
This is a norp server.

Soose!

>Give a race 4 arms
>Restrict it solely to jobs where that can only be used for shittery

Ree I'd rather have Scootaloos for better surgery and cooking

we already have species based job restrictions
Non humans can't be captain/hos/hop

>when monkeyed they turn into cockroaches

Thought they could be *any* heads unsure on QM

*couldn't

Non humans can be heads that aren't roundstart implanted
QM isn't a head

Wrong

Quick post your grey medbayfu!

Hachi! Her coarse, leathery skin is grey.

What are some giveaways on if someone is a shitter?
>bald character
>nonhuman RD
>they're James Vorter, RD

anyone have any other webms?

Which part of that do you think is wrong?

>female

*kumiko dabbing*

What does this image make you think of?

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>This is a norp server.
It's not
We're not Bay, but we sure ain't Hippie either

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he's baiting

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Never spread misinformation to me, or my wife's son's thread ever again

>somone still thinks VG rps
Lmao, it's like you're still trying to catch up with the rest of the serb.

is it just me or is hacking a jukebox the single most difficult thing in the game right now?
maybe i'm just too retarded and its actually a lot easier than i was making it

It's difficult because when you get all the offsets to 0 and pulse the power line it still doesn't work, making you fucking re-do it over and over

It's shitty coded

If they would do the same things with or without you in the room. Also if they start, continue, and end disputes by themself.

In my defense the parts of the station that weren't eaten were still being powered.
T. Mommi

You are correct, but once you get the technique down, it's easy but still time consuming

>using the cooling extinguisher on the broken open window
>trying to fix something that is deliberately broken and thus interfering
>cooling the shuttle because you have no idea how the fuck it works
ban yourself my man

>Says, "What are you doing?"
>Spooks, "Dying"

How does shuttle cooling work? Would a celtic meme machine be non-functional?

I didn't even notice the window was broken, I just assumed it was a bug. I assume all maps that aren't box are more likely to bug than someone actually sabotaging them.
It's been years since I actually had to wrench down and weld singulo field gens, It was nostalgic as fuck.

Not him but I don't think the engine fire transfers heat to the air.

it doesn't, which is why the foam was even MORE retarded, because the shuttle was now on fire AND freezing

AFAIK shuttle turfs are unsimmed, I just sprayed to put out the fire tiles thinking it was a bug, I didn't know it randomly spewed fire into the shuttle when you broke or rotated a single pane of glass.

So by the way, how did singulo + supermatter happened ?

>more likely to bug than someone actually sabotaging
Alt tab to game.ss13.moe/minimaps

You're lying through your rotten face. Enjoy your ban.

Antimov

DELAY ROUND START I NEED TO FINISH DOWNLOADING RESOURCES

PRANKED

>"$@%$. Main data corrupted, last backup loaded, parrots are stupid, however Jean Blancy is otherworldly and must be stunned. Ensure the crew is aware of those facts."
>jean gets trapped in the AI upload for at least 10 minutes because of this
fucking fantastic

Fuck you leatherhead.

I guess that's an efficient way to maximise harm as any
There was an interesting debate on deathchat about how painful dying to Singuloose would be.

I think it would quite unnerving, especially as you are being pulled periodically, always closer to the end.

Admins really hate Jean.
The candle they spawned was shitting on him too.
Loved it.

The mommi was too busy autistically attempting to hack the jukebox to pay any attention to the engines

I don't mind Jean at all. I just lost my shit because I'd never seen Ion laws mention players before.

It happens fairly often. No ion law will top the one which basically amounted to anyone who asks you to state laws is nonhuman