/utg/ - Undertale General

I'd respect their decision not to invest into speculative commodities.

Here's chapter 4 of Socrates in the caves, featuring Undyne.
archiveofourown.org/works/11804571/chapters/27982095
Did you know Socrates was an experienced hoplite?

I would question whether or not they understand cryptocurrency being that they're 8.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But will the spider avenge her dog and her stolen car?

No!

Forgive me. I was spending thanksgiving with my family, whom I love. And whom I feel compassion towards. And whom I have hope for their futures. I wonder how Flowey spent his thanksgiving? Probably at the bottom of a dark hole.

>But the absolute nature of “SOUL” is unknown.
Right, but I think it's fair to consider the book written by monsters an authority. Otherwise there's no point in discussing souls at all.

>Or do you just see yourself as a god?
That's the one.

>Can't you?
Not towards things that aren't alive, or are living some kind of fucked-up half-life. But this isn't about my compassion.

>Frisk should be as well by that logic
Maybe they are?

Gonna get blackout drunk tonight, /utg/

But can the Spider win the big bowling league championship!?

But can the Spider lose the big bowling league championship?
Can't have entrants if they know they can't win.

Not quite. Revenge is not justice. Instead, the spider knows that whoever did that will realize how mean it was to do that to her! They will definitely come back and apologize!
Your cuteness intake is too low! You must love the spider before it's too late!
She actually could if she used the power of her cuteness to accomplish it! However, it would not be very cute of her to use such an unfair advantage. She could win if she really wanted to, but instead she'll let the participants have a shot!
Of course! A bowling championship with the spider participating would attract countless people!

Do you think Undyne and Chara would have a healthy relationship as siblings, if Chara survived?

Chara would be something like eighty years old by that time

What did you learn from video games?

You can beat up everyone and still be a pacifist
Slap anything pink
Breaking peoples possessions and taking their money is okay as long as you're on a quest
Mushrooms make you bigger

Good netcode is a myth

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That most of the time the answer is indeed "Git gud" and that game journalists can't play games

Pigeons are more capable than game journalists.

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I will take care of and protect all of them.

I would take care and protect 2 of them

It's just a game bro

I will protect the other two

Fuck I'm a lightweight. What happens when you go months w/o any.

People who play videogames are assholes.

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Reminder to always feed the flower

Fandoms are fucking awful

AU where Flowey tries to fill the emptiness inside with food and eventually becomes the fattest thing in the world?

Stuffing is a garbage fetish

This.

Better to feed yourself to the flower.

I want to smack Mettaton's bulge!

Which Undertale's tummy would you most want to be inside?

It's not pink so that's not allowed.

Reminder to eat your meats.

People love to win

I wanna rub his snoot.

>that nostril flaring
my dick

...I thought I was the only one.

objectively any of the goats

people want to fuck literally anything

:eyes:

If you are yet human, the urge will begin to swell. To curse the goats, and bring ruin upon this accursed heap of dung.

It is now.

No!

Some thing should not be.

>To curse the goats,
nah

No dying tonight old timer

As you wish.

I blame the Discord for the deadening

Link to it? I need some friends.

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Chara and Frisk cuddling under a fuzzy blanket during a cold winter night.

Weekends are always slow.

I blame the cp bombing troll

I bet that's actually you.

third post
>I blame the cp bombing troll
what

Ty senpai

Some ban evading /pol/ack posting cp.

3D?

Irl

Holy fuck

Thank god I missed it

Seriously? What a sick fuck. He's going to jail/

Don't worry, he'll hang from a high noose one day.

maybe that's why Finland got rangebanned

Aight.

archiveofourown.org/works/7130498
archiveofourown.org/works/7130885
archiveofourown.org/works/7478991
archiveofourown.org/works/8021878
archiveofourown.org/works/8434534
archiveofourown.org/works/7915720
archiveofourown.org/works/11260365
archiveofourown.org/works/12079935

Hi Turkey

So what do you think your favorite's ideal pet is?

There's got to be some reason he signed off on having so many of them being in the royal guard

Frisk is playful, so a dog probably.

Gobble gobble!

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Sketches of the traditional requests from yesterday:
imgur.com/a/bmFxI

I'll finish them and scan them by tomorrow

Nice! Thanks a lot!

I'm gonna ___!

>imgur.com/a/bmFxI
Thank you Father guy.

Thanks, and you're welcome, user!
You're welcome, user!

post Undertales with cute animals

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I love (almost) all Undertales.

Wouldn't Asriel count as an animal?

HOMO
SEXUALS

Which ones don;t you like?

I never said I don’t like some. I just don’t love them as much as the rest. (Alphys, Sans, Chara)

San's whole story ark is designed to show the player that despair is useless

Alphy's storyline is meant to show her mindset is self defeating

Yes

o shit that was close we almost archived

post images

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