/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #585

''No boys allowed'' Edition

Previous Thread: >Before the Storm Gamescom Launch Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=OunUnpKLEGQ

>Release Dates:
Episode 1 − ''Awake'' 31 August 2017 (Out Now)
Episode 2 − ''Brave New World'' (TBA)
Episode 3 − ''Hell Is Empty'' (TBA)
Bonus Episode: Farewell − (TBA)

Life is Strange: Before the Storm features Chloe Price, a 16 year-old rebel who forms an unlikely friendship with Rachel Amber, a beautiful and popular girl destined for success. When Rachel’s world is turned upside down by a family secret, it takes their newfound alliance to give each other the strength to overcome their demons. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.

Life is Strange is an episodic interactive drama from DONTNOD Entertainment. Set in the Pacific Northwest in the town of Arcadia Bay, the player follows the story of Maxine Caulfield and her seemingly newfound ability to turn hella gay and rewind time. At the prestigious Blackwell Academy, Max must prepare with Chloe Price for the incoming storm of returning to her hometown after five years. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.

>Official Website:
lifeisstrange.com

>Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/554620
store.steampowered.com/app/319630
steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanlisg

>/lisg/ Permalink:
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>FAQs, Old Threads/Strawpolls, Soundtrack/Music & Leaks:
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>/lisg/ Community Written Fan Fiction (Continuation WHEN):
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>Compilation of Fanfics:
orph.link/fanfic

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imgur.com/a/DOAKn

>/lisg/ sings:
youtube.com/watch?v=pQJgF3NToUg
youtube.com/watch?v=WjPsOkijFh0

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rhvZxmgLfNA
instaud.io/kVV
instaud.io/kWb
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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Prayer for this thread?

Lesbianism is degeneracy.

Chloe is #1

No user, you're #1

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom he is pleased!

BAE > bay

BFFs, Pirates, Wonder Twins, Partners in Time & Crime & Love, Fellow Dorks, GFs, Wives.
OTP.
youtube.com/watch?v=rhvZxmgLfNA

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

FUCKING DECKNINE HURRY UP REEEEE

Why, so you can complain about episode 3 not coming soon enough?

I swear when I get my kiss scene I'll be satiated until at least around Xmas

Hopefully ep2 will have more stuff

Are we gonna see the follow up to this?

I wonder if Steph has a pet

Reminder that Chloe and Rachel are canonically dead.

I'm sure between Rachel btfoing Eliot, Chloe seducing Victoria, bonding with Steph and lots of other cute moments with Rachel it's gonna be lit af

implying canon from some useless french cucks who fap to misery porn matters

I feel bad for the animals in the forest though, I hope they got away safely

Next episode we'll get to seduce, drug, and humiliate Victoria. We finally get to put the little slut in her place.

The animals of Arcadia Bay are made of iron, they were jumping around after the tornado like it was ajust another crazy friday night for them, im sure they were fine

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Do it! Do it now!

LFD2 mod when?

Only Rachel

God, i hate these bitches so much, I'm glad they both end up dying.

I was scarred by watching too much anime and I was first expecting Rachel to smash the bottle on Chloe's skull and later I was sure Chloe is gonna start bashing Rachel with the bat.

I'm glad none of that happened.

Yeah. She'll fuck her dad in the true spirit of reconciliation as elucidated in All Wounds, the favorite fan fic of /lisg/.

Can someone post a greentext tl;dr about what happens in All Wounds and why it's so bad?

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>191757929
>191757653
such bayest samefagging

>All Wounds
>bad

nigga it's the best fanfic out there

and Chloe

Isn't Rachel a giant slut?
She's gonna get dicked down by Daddy Amber, Attorney at Law

enter2049.bladerunnermovie.com/

Create your own BR2049 poster with lisg characters

Why are you like this

Nah

Don't mind them they are just fishing for (you)s

Good for you but this isn't your blog

>biggest attention whore in the thread
>constantly spams irrelevant shit
>mad about a blog post

this is rich

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This to be honest. I miss the old namefags.

Funny considering you started most of the blogging like your trips around the States. Not that I mind it but I'll call hypocrisy out when I spot it

>missing attentionwhores

i'm glad lisg is mostly a tripfag free general

BAY > ''bae''

>yfw Amberfield was a winning entry for the Everyday Heroes contest

Harmony (by helennorcott)

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Rachel is canonically a slut.
She fucked Prescott, teacher guy, and that drug dealer (Frank?). Who knows who else she's spread those legs for

MAX AND CHLOE FOREVER.

This senpai

Eh, now use your imagination one more time :)

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Max forever*

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Don't hate trip friends.

Where did Max get such a realistic sex doll? Did she have Chloe embalmed?

And Chloe.

>Post modern
More like Post Mortem

>Less than one month until these two kiss

She's coming on the lighthouse.

I only wanted to see them together.

>haha reply to my clever bait
Here's your (you)

>I regret to announce that one of your fellow classmates, Max Caulfield, has died under tragic circumstances that I promise to investigate after I get my drink on.
Why does this always make me laugh

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fuck off marika

*more

Shut up Marika

>Less than one month until you finally fuck off forever, I dearly hope

They were together in the bathroom before Nathan shot the battered, abandoned Chloe in the chest. haha :)

>tfw forever a doe

As much as people seem to dislike the nightmare, it's got some very funny stuff in it.

Why don't you fuck off?

Thanks :)

If you think the Amberprice shipping is bad now, wait until after ep 2

oh i see the tranny is here
no wonder why this place got so shitty all of suddenly

I seriously doubt I will get to kiss Chloe.

your hope is futile :)

kill yourself or leave this place for good
your pathetic ship isn't relevant anymore

Forever and ever!

This probably was Rachel's wish. Why Rachel is heavily hinted to be involved with Max's visions and power.
Max is the one who can give Chloe the happiness she deserves, uncover Jefferson's and Nathan's crimes, get justice for Rachel, and help others. Rachel was guiding Max and watching over her and Chloe. A way for Rachel to try to make up for her own mistakes when she could no longer be around.

Marika pls stop the extra cringe
Just go back to your regular cringe

what's the tranny?

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Bae hive is brolic
gang gang

Please stop. It's obvious when Bayest posts and she hasn't done it in a while.
Calling out the "tranny" is making a boogeyman. This is an entirely different, and far less intelligent and original, shitposter. Someone who just has a collection of things they think will kill/ruin /lisg/.

God, how can one be this much of a cringey faggot

>being this mad

>she

trannies don't count baby

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Love the art with Max in her gallery outfit.

>Bae hive
heh that's kind of clever.

Actually, assuming that there's just a kiss, I think it'll probably be pretty similar as it was right after BtS ep1 was released.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I did make a couple posts.

Tell that to Chloe or my college friend whose initial reaction to Chloe was "shit Baest. That sounds a lot like you if you had been born a woman."

Of course HE is here

What are you having for dinner tonight, /lisg/?

>still bringing up personal issues into the thread

nobody cares you piece of shit
cutting your dick off doesn't make you a ''''''woman'''''''

A glass of water.

A nice slow-cooked rabbit stew.

Hydration is very important. Prevents cramps and headaches.

I don't see how Marika mocking you for your Amberprice delusions is "extra cringe"

you know it's true
this is an amberprice general now

Fuck off to /v/ if you can't deal with /lisg/'s comfiness