Dota 2 General - /d2g/

feed me dotards

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Recently came back to dota, and just now found out about Sheevers cancer after I thought she looked really different on stream than she used to. Feels bad.

If it makes you feel better 50% of people get cancer at one point in their lives so you might get lucky too

Nobody ever posts the fun webms just the same titty ones

I SAID SLAVLADDER IS IN 3 DAYS BTW

Is Storm the thinking man's favorite hero?

no

Kinda sucks when it's really young people though.
And since there's been a history of cancer in my family chances are high for me, but I hope it's not in my 20s-30s either way.

Don't pat her head either

hehe, nice half of bloodstone there bro
eat some geo grip cunt

>think about what I was doing 5 years ago
>think about where I am now
>nothing's changed
delete this image

>peru: the hero
>thinking

dotard if you have time and desire to commit
hots if you don't

They found stomach cancer in my grandma after she died (died of old age though)
Stomach cancer metabolized in my aunt and she died at 60
Dad has melanoma/skin cancer
I've already come to terms with the fact that I'm fucked

I have the time but have no real desire to get good at the game beyond having fun. Honestly, I only got interested because I follow day9 and saw him hosting the international

done finally, almost lost it when photoshop crashed
7.06 movie poster for yall

Jesus fucking christ so it actually worked

>ftw downvoting people who i dont agree with on r/dota2

Posted on reddit in 3 2 1

>all those shitty forced memes
shame those don't get patched out of /d2g/

>filmed entirely in the jungles of peru and columbia
didnt even notice when i was making it

isn't it 2lewd for r*ddit? i'm not gonna post it there anyway

Why did grant stop casting memeleague
Why is pl being picked

truly cancer of the general

He was only casting the NA OQs that wasn't being broadcast

Some are alright

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Based

how do I get a job d2g

apply for one

I'm talking about "feed me dotards" and "conjuwation"

hots is easy to get a grasp of, but you will get bored in month or two
in dotard you will spent those two months just to get basics of the game, but that fun you get from gitting gud, inventing memebuilds, dicking around with friends and watching esports can last until they shut down servers

but singsing is strim is ok right?

>Begging for the opportunity to lick a jews shoes as he eagerly awaits the moment he can fire 95% of his workforce and use robots

i legit would be ok with this i need the money to feed my opioid habit

do you not have any sort or education whatsoever?
if not then your only choice is to start at bottom feeder jobs and slowly work your way up

Why can't we have a sing stream where he isn't playing with some dumb bimbo? Who the fuck invites these cunts?

t.NEET

so much better than reddit poster
i guess it's not the same without shitty gulagite memes

Hopefully tf2 will get source 2 like you dotards got
yes I'm jealous

source 2 is terrible you don't want it

Honestly the reddit one is better overrall BUT it needed the "sean plott" actor name

This d2g is too forced with the feed me, loli pugna, and conjuwation
remove that shit, edit the actor names and add clement ivanov rtz or something, and i will add it

other wise, this will remain unchanged until 7.07

twitter.com/dotasltv/status/917409363316310017
slavladder talents

we're on a fucking imageboard not reddit

Isn't Sheever dying or something ?

>I'm in charge here!

>not using the extension which embeds the tweet in a click

That's a shame user, minimum wage won't take you far with paikillers.

I've only got my HS and I've never held a job very long because of my severe anxiety and depression even on meds, I've accepted I have to be a NEET

They've all been bad since The Memeback though.

What talent does godz have?
What talent does sheever have?
What talent does odpixel have?
What talent does lyrical have?
I don't get it

why are winter's legs so smooth and nice?

how about I embed my tweet in your extension instead?

It's just a broadcasting term for people on camera

Saving fucking retards and tanks are great

and the original le epic meme push can't be beaten, i laugh everytime i read "one mek can change everything"

What a slut

legion commander is such a stupid hero
>dude infinite scaling XDDD

>English-speaking talents
>Winter
???

Somebody posted this a while back saying it was a work in progress. Is there a finished version out there yet?

>everyone still uses fatblitz photo's
he doesn't deserve this

They also still use thin godz

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*Feeds you*

Guys, today is my birthday, and I want to know whether I was a good boy this whole year or not. How do I check my behavior?

>It's not my memes so it doesnt count
Fuck off Reddit, there is no moderation in terms of content like this, its the guy who makes it own digression.

It doesn't really matter since someone else can just do your "job" anyway if your autism can't deal with something that isn't your "meme".

kill yourself

first type developer 1
then type unbind all

It's my birthday aswell, happy birthday faggot

>teammate picks mirana
>never lands her fucking arrows
every goddamn time
fuck everyone who picks this hero

Happy birthday user, now let me pat your head as a gift.

>He actually thinks people give a shit about the free upboats compilation

Happy birthday to you as well!
As if I can't just go in the settings and set default binds.

Come on guys, you don't have to be so rude.

idk isn't it just to commemorate what was going on in the game/d2g during the patch
new version attached regardless, i don't know what else to add for names, you can edit them off pretty easily and add something else if you want
i thought cancerous gulag forced memes to fit a cancerous patch were appropriate

developer 1
then type "game account"
and choose the only option
it's the last line.

happy birthday.

No seriously, kill yourself.

dota_game_account_debug

At least its higher quality than Baby Sitter. That bad cut job still disappoints me.

>Safe for Reddit edit

change echo saber for diffusal blade. much more popular on this patch.

"AIDS" feels tacky for some reason. id like to a another word, somehting less common... ill think of smth

>Start first Dota game
>"You will be placed against newbies as well" t Gabe
>Puts you against people with 2000 hours clocked
>Heh nothing personell

Is the matchmaking always this botched?

i liked first one better too, its dumb but its us

also, mentioning arteezy being 9 -12th always brings the laughs in ppl

I like playing dota but I hate how weak you are as a support. Like you can't do jack shit by yourself and have to be up someones ass at all times. Especially if there is a invis enemy in the game.

I don't like farming either and would prefer to just fight people in their lane or screw up their farm or just be generally stressful to them.

What hero or role am I looking to play? I don't mind playing support but I hate the general frailness of the role. One of my favorite supports to play is slardar but I suck playing him pre-blink. Its actually ass playing him before you have blink and the way sprint works is kinda ass because you don't survive team fights. ever.

Which supports are generally very stressful to play against or which supports can do a lot of work in terms of fucking with the enemy cores? The core role is probably not for me because I hate just bopping creeps all game long.

>trash forced memes are us

Can I queue in US if I'm in EU? Obviously I can but I mean will I get actually invited to a game? I'm not a migrating shitter, I just wanna play with normal human beings.

The language barrier created by degenerate ruskis is making EU unplayable, even when I specifically select ''english'' as my language of choice they're infestating every game.

yep its fucked as fuck since few months ago
>have thousands of games with 54,5%+ winrate
>get matched with smurfs with less than 10 games

Literally yes

>wanting to play with peruvians
I mean sure give it a shot if you want but honestly USE is far worse.

post dotabuff

i LOVE laughing at the shitters that blame the "communication" for bad performance

i want to f*ck templar assassin right in her vagina

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