"It's time we mount the Pickett's Charge!

>"It's time we mount the Pickett's Charge!
Seriously?

>"Finally, after all these years,we have become World War I"

>Chief Beria, the time has come. Execute the Great Purge.

Jesus Christ

>"Now, it is time for us to establish the July Monarchy!"

What did he mean by this?

>and so begins World War 2™ - Adolf Hitler 1 September 1939

Lel

>The German offensive is bulging into our lines Sir we need to respond!
>Wait...say that again
>The German offensive...
>No-No-No, the other part
>....bulging into our lines?
>Its perfect!

>"The world shall soon know and fear the name of The Eleventh Battle Of The Isonzo."

really?

>Oh my Jupiter! It's the Ides of March!

Walked out of the amphitheatre then and there.

>From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? All the armies of Europe and Asia could not take a drink from the Ohio River, or set a track upon the Blue Ridge.
>If destruction be our lot, we will be its own author and finisher, for as a nation of free men, we will live forever... or die in The Civil War

Back to Iowa with you Abe.

top marks

>Panzerkampfwagonschlacht?
>Too long and complicated, it'll never catch on.
>Kübelkrieg?
>Sounds like a game
>Blitzkrieg?

>tomorrow we shall begin the Napoleonic Wars!
>damn, Bonnie, whats up with the ego?

>Don't you see chap? Five hundred years hence people will come to this spot and say "This was the line of Mason and Dixon... The Mason-Dixon Line."

I threw down my surveying tools in disgust.

>Oh no... It seems this is the real Apocalypto for us Mayans

...

>From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an Iron Curtain has descended across the continent.

unbelievable

>"Today will be the last stand of the 300 Spartans!"
>"What the hell Leo?!"
>"Does this mean the rest of us can go home?"

What a shitty painting.

>"With the power of my enormous intellect I have invented... the Renaissance!"

>"The Battle of The Five Sitting Ducks has started...we shall send the Allied warships to the Ironbottom Sound!"
What a hack.