/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

F1 F3 ! edition

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Captain MP mode gamplay :
youtube.com/watch?v=c_3el4IAevg
youtube.com/watch?v=JaUBg7Ynmwk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/28

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin/the sub-forum

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/ZesXLTP3

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New Modules :
>Custom Troop Trees
moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-03092017
>CTT for Dickplomacy+Polygamy Bugfix
mega.nz/#!dgQSlKhY!qudd7noj5rQHfagLq-adDzn1c7X3HHawmA3TbCy0CH0

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

don't die

This is Rhodok soil

that it is my brother rhodok

t. butter nigger

no pagans allowed below this post

It's never coming out in the form you wish it to take. It's trapped in development hell due to the hype and even the devs have said they wish they never revealed it so early. When it does come out, it'll be Duke Nukem:Forever all over again.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>rhodokposter is also a dumb vaporwareposter

shocking

This land belongs to the House of Rolf

Thanks for the bug report.
I will corrrect it.

Can't refute it though can you?

>can't refute my baseless claim can you
no i cant

>Can't refute it though can you?

Why the fuck should I? I couldn't care less about Bannerlord, it's been 5 years, i'm just tired of waiting. it'll just come out when it's ready.

I also just want a Warband experience plus some siege shit, they can't fuck it up for me

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but it won't even come out ;_;

>manlets

Manlets run the world, mark my words

>Can't play Warband anymore because things I previously didn't mind now seem glaring because of Bannerlord

Send help.

there is no solution. may the Bannerlord have mercy on our souls and save us ;_;

Did all the shitposters like myself also leave the thread?

ded /mbg/ is better than shit /mbg/

Post your characters
Only exception is when /mbg/ talks about historical things.

whoops didn't mean to qoute

I hope so

d e d
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when was the last time we killed niggers together, /mbg/?

august 10th

wew

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Have you heard about that dynasty warriors mod?

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I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.

Hey guys. Any news on CTT user and tweak user?

wut bout denysty worrais

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when was the last time we cover you in caca XD together, /mbg/?

I'm going to fucking rape your dumb faggot face if you ever fucking speak to me that way again, got it you pathetic excuse for a human?

woah, user, who caca on your cereal?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dumb reeeposter, I'm gonna cover you in caca XDD

FUCKING STOOOOOPPPPPPP

Ok, I'll (not) cover you in caca

but I will

Why would you put WFaS formations in VC user? What the fug

>The shitskins are back

una

VELA

come the fuck on jani do your job

Calm down faggot

bannerlord
gib me bannerlord you turkroaches, right now.
give me... bannerlord. pplease. I can't take it anymore.

Ok I'll stop, sorry for causing so much trouble. Good night and I hope Bannerlord soon.
I hope you die before it releases.

Why? That's mean :C

COME HERE BOY

*pumps shotgun*
Try getting closer you faggot

*pumps your boy pussy*
Try getting out of this you faggot

I've already pumped my boy pussy with jalapeños, see if you enjoy the heat you gringo puñetero!

WHEN FINISH RAPING YOU I'M GONNA GO UP TO YOUR CAPITAL AND RAPE YOUR MARSHAL AND YOUR KING
AND THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR WHOLE FACTION DOWN TO THE DUNGEON AND RAPE YOU ALL FOR DECADES AND DEACADES AND DECADES

But my boy pussy would be filled with jalapeños and you can't handle the spice on your dick can you? Checkumateu ! Let's stop already.

shut up

>Rhodok
>just got my only castle taken
>now peacetime
Is there anything for me to do other than hunt bandits and go to tournaments? Aside from fetch/training 6 troops quests that is. I'm getting bored boys, where's the action.

beat your wife

Only have a husband :/
Seriously though, is there any opportunity for combat outside of fighting riff raft and wars?

beat your husband then

I'm a merchant with 34,680 denari worth of merchandise in my inventory, ask me anything.

Why are you so poor for a jew?

I've only played ~50 days into this game

he is not a jew, he is a proud Venetian

also I spend >1k a week in mercenaries to keep away all but the largest war parties, this is pendor after all

>Emir is raiding Swadian village
>gives me the option to kick his ass (our factions aren't at war though)
Is this gonna trigger a war?

Probably

>Venetian
>not a jew
pick one

Will my king be pissy at me?

It might not. Sometimes the other faction pussies out and doesn't respond to it, leading to some of its lords getting angry at their leader.

That depends
Which kingdom are you serving

Yes.

GIVE ME BANNERLORD RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I DEMAND OF YOU ARMAGAN

no

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You gotta be willing to pay the troll's toll, user.

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But I don't want to get into that boy's hole

You gotta pay the troll's toll, and get in Cozur's hole.

kek, I was expecting this

H-How many armors for this?

1/4th armor.

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sauce

cuckzur

Stop fapping /mbg/ you'll attract the mods again

NEVER

Seriously, how can I disable it?

why would you want less commands

Why would you want pike and shoot formations in a shieldwall game?

none of them are specifically related to pike and shot

Why would you be so dumb

They are literally the commands from WFaS

so?

So they are annoying as fuck, and unaesthetically too

>I also just want a Warband experience plus some siege shit, they can't fuck it up for me
This, also some non-potato grafix would be nice

Humongous what? Is that sexual harrassment?

What an old meme