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> he survives one xpac, plot is alliance heavy, they are doing really well, reabsorb kultiras
> the only major horde quest line involves the Bank of Orgrimmar instigating a hostile takeover of the bank of Dalaran, the questline is long and tedious and involves doing nothing productive but it's extremely lucrative for rewards
> (((cultists))) destroy orgrimmar zeppelin infrastructure and the horde must import grain from the eastern kingdoms
> suddenly disaster strikes
> (((cultists))) destroy the orgrimmar zeppelin infrastructure
> the horde must now import grain from mulgore via kodo caravan, much is lost to quillboar and centaur raids
> the bedraggled horde is driven closer together by the hard times
> the alliance cuts down elwynn forest for farmland, to export food to Booty Bay where it is shipped to Gadgetzan and on to Orgrimmar
> the Bank of Stormwind pays the Deeprun Tram company to extend the tram line to Booty Bay
> suddenly the mages of dalaran are donated an ancient scroll by an anonymous benefactor
> it contains the secret to summoning permanent food
> Alliance economy implodes, tram line abandoned a day before opening, Bank of Stormwind can't pay deposits, they have to auction the crown jewels,
> bank of dala licences the food spell to the Belves, Undead are barred from practicing the spell by law
> the horde economy has fully transitioned to post agricultural advanced manufacturing / finance with the deregulation of goblin tech and mass raising of wage-free zombies
> Wrathion, Prince Regent of Stormwind after anduins pathetic beta suicide, realises his dream of a united azeroth bends the knee to Gallywix, Warchief of the Horde

I'm posting here, f*ck that porn op.

enjoy the ban for not posting a futanari

>> the alliance cuts down elwynn forest for farmland, to export food to Booty Bay where it is shipped to Gadgetzan and on to Orgrimmar
shittier writing than Metzen's worst fanfiction

> so beyond redemption can't even be forcibly raised by a dk

As a DK main, I'm gonna need a citation on that one, mate.

>> the Bank of Stormwind pays the Deeprun Tram company to extend the tram line to Booty Bay
Just gave me an idea for a new troll raid. Amani invade stormwind and ironforge after digging a big tunnel

StM prevents combat rez.

>tramline digs right through a bustling city of ancient cave trolls
>when they discover their kind survived the elven genocide they rejoin their cousins to take back the land they lost and reclaim azeroth