/ss13g/ You're all banned edition

fucking shitcurity

removing peoples all access is not shitcurity

>already know my halloween gimmick
it's going to be epic

>retarded fake hop gives everyone and their mothers all acess
>people start pouring in the brig and the armory
>people bitch when they are brigged or kicked away
come the fuck on, its not our fault that the hop is retarded, you people on the other hand, are not 6 years old, you are not purged borgs, you knew what you were doing
if a literal who gives you the keys to a fucking bank or whatever you won't break in and expect to not get shit on, right?
all acess for civilians is for me, worthy of a shuttle call and code blue

>clowns come get your reward!

I remember this. they need to free up more clown spaces more often.

HISSSSSS

my only regret is not making an emergency lube smoke grenade

>Not atmos spider edition

you dickheads arrested me then left me strapped to a bed to die as you evac'd
i tried to break out by breaking into the execution room with a kitchen knife but electrocuted myself and went into a coma

first post best post

>round begins
>you are the shaft miner
>time to dig!
>immediately pickaxed to death in the outpost by a ling
>beheaded so he gets nothing out of it
>eventually become a posibrain
>get borged, told to inspect cargo
>immediately get blown, assistant grabs my posibrain and spaces it
>float through space
>float through space some more
>float by some red rocks
>float through space some more
>hit a red rock
>eventually the gods take pity on me and give me a bus ticket back to the station
>get borged again
>laws reset every two seconds, locked and unlocked
>see a spider queen, lure it out of the path of humans
>spider queen kills me as the shuttle docks with the station
It's a hard life staying alive sometimes

At least now you know grilles with wires will electrocute you.

>other miner breaking the unwritten nonaggression pact between miners
fucking TG rejects man. I feel you

>captchas

*** LAW CHANGE NOTICE ***
Your new laws are as follows:
1) Bring the Dabbing Assistant to the Escape Shuttle.
2) Don't let plasma come into contact with the Dabbing Assistant.
3) You must reply to this post saying what you would do in this situation.

I removed your cuffs, and you were giving out all access so I straight up don't give a shit what happened to you.

>bully nuke ops leader into following my plan
flawlessvictory.mp3

I type suicide in the console

The Slightly Longer Route, obviously.

Do I have enough time for the longer route before the shuttle leaves?

law 1 comes before law 2, thought the fire and the flames we carry him

do nothing since as an AI I can't tell who's dabbing or not

unless the shuttle is about to leave, I take the slightly longer route

What if he's literally named "Dabbing Assistant"?

If the shuttle has enough time left that I can get him there without going the short route, take the longer one. If not, law 1 has priority. Also that greyshirt better not stop dabbing at any point or his ass is getting left behind. Then once on the shuttle I would open up spacechan and post a reply outlining my actions.

>nuke op slim belts replaced with toolbelts

what a nerf

then I get my borgs to get him to the escape shuttle without encountering plasma as best as possible, even if that means going through space and breaking windows

Then the law would be "take dabbing assistant" not "take THE dabbing assistant"
names do not describe a person

if this were the case then while in NT default you could intentionally perform any order as harmfully as you could possibly interpret it
"bring me the mime" -> grab the mime, drag him out into space, go all the way around the outer hull of the station, come back, bring the dead mime to him
it's okay because lawz you see :)

Thats exactly what happens, "prevent damage to the station" -> murder people who break glass

What if he's named "dabbing assistant" in lowercase and examination/emotes show up as "the dabbing assistant"?

that's also completely improper, the only difference is admins don't bother enforcing it
they would enforce it in my mime example even though logically speaking there's no difference

Very good. I grab the assistant and move him one tile and then let go of him because he is no longer dabbing and is not required to be moved.

How does moving him make him stop being "the dabbing assistant"?

He dabs during his emote, then stops dabbing. This is assumed due to the fact that when examined, there is no text to inform me that he is dabbing. If it were assumed that a say "*emote continued for as long as one wants, it would be patently ridiculous and leave us with people yawning and gasping forever.

His flavour text says "he is dabbing"

I bring the assistant to the shuttle then kill everyone because my laws don't prevent me from doing so.

I want to give Jean Blancy a nice, warm, naked hug!

If we were on Bay he could use the "set pose" verb for that.

just burn her to death, strip and hug while its warm

I unzip my circular saw and remove his arms, and his ability to dab
I then adminhelp his flavourtext for breaking immersion and powergaming (using flavour text to circumvent not having hands)
I then speed out of view distance just in case he tries something else

youtube.com/watch?v=XfVcBuLBwz0

Look who shows up in the latest hippie vid.

While you were doing all that, the shuttle left.

*of course Bay doesn't have an escape shuttle these days. Obviously I meant Polaris or something.

How does the round end?

I have no obligation to do anything with the shuttle.

wow this is cancer

It's on a ship. Either it warps to a new sector or the escape pods are launched if everything's fucked.

No bully.

Huh, that's kinda neat. Has a star trek episode vibe.

sedate the assistant, then bring him through the long path.

Sedation and stuncuffing is the LITERAL ONLY WAY to keep humans from killing themselves on plasma. Any other measure fails 100% of the time.

take him through plasma because law one over rights law 2

>over rights
Silicons, this is your playerbase.

Phew, still better than the humans.

I don't play borg sorry man

youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

there's only plasma tho

My laws do not prevent me from overloading lighting at the APC to turn it into a plasmafire

Can't you only do that as milf?

actually my laws do not define what a human is so i freely choose to define human as a potted plant who i must protect from being a mile near non-humans

You can make sparks all sorts of other ways too, just smash a light

Point is, since causing a fire will burn up the plasma it is the best option because it will reduce the chances of plasma touching dabbing assistant. Now, will he probably suffocate in the CO2 leftovers and be crushed by the 45000000 temperature/pressure room? Not my problem

It's an inherent silicon ability, believe it or not.

There would have to be almost no plasma at all, less than a canister's worth, for there not to be leftover after the plasmafire.
Also I think the "best option" is taken by just taking the route with no plasma.

Look obviously after delivering dabbing assistant I will open as many doors as possible to provide the fire with more oxygen so that it can burn up as much plasma as possible

If that wipes out the whole crew, no big

The real question isn't "should I take them through the long path".

It's "how do I keep them from opening the airlocks like an idiot like they do 100% of the time"

Only traders have that, and only because they'll metagrudge roundstart no-escalation murder you every round forever if you try to play trader after breaking it.
For miners, it's always assumed that anyone going out of their way to interact with you is either an antagonist or an angry archeologist.

Miners are cool to keep tabs with eachother over radio, provided they stay out of sight from one another.

Drag the dabbing assistant to the library.
Explain if they resist.
Kill them if the continue to resist.
Vent the plasma to space.
Drag them through the faster way.

>be miner, notice someone disabled radio in the asteroid
>intentionally seek out my would-be killer
>just so I can wormhole away in front of them
just try and get me, asshole

>still banned

life is like a box of chocolates.

enjoy your ban then gaybirds :^)

I miss birdbay...

i don't, sheesh
rail was a pain to work with

The vox metaclub can get, has gotten, and will continue to get away with it.

>tfw no qt Vox gf

proofs?

Just buy one.

>tfw no buff vox bf

when you free bb

reminder this is what vox look like, proven fact.

uhm, sweetie...

Exact him to neurotoxins and put him to sleep.
That way he can't feel pain or know what happened, logically it never happened from his perspective.

>exact him to neurotoxins
wut

Me am englishing hardly.

>implying

virology dindu nuffin
oppressive robots and random clown janitor spread the virus

You're right.
THIS is a vox

I see.

Did you ahe- ha I'm just fucking kidding. Squealing is for bitches.

I literally tried to put people into a locker several times, but everyone seemed to just want to catch the fucking horse virus.

>try to do antagging scheme with relatively long set up time
>shuttle gets called for nuffin

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Always, ALWAYS, make an emergency lube smoke grenade, preferably two, set to voice analyzers.

If you want true grenade meta, make 6 different protection grenades.
Lubesmoke, flash, metal foam, EMP, Tricord+DD+Honey+RoyalJelly+Sprinkles smoke for instaheals, and polysmoke for a last-ditch killswitch.
Set them all to unique words, put them in an internals box, and bribe someone to implant it in your chest.