/ink/ Splatoon General

Are you literally me

LITERALLY ME

But I have a woomy.

He would no longer be my yebby

I'd be surprised he got into a relationship in the first place

cute spag

Queens!

r8 my squid pls
also add me to that lewd group commission!

5 times in a row I've had someone fuck with our Salmon Run by holding a golden egg and not putting it in the basket. What the fuck is going on?

maybe they had more important stuff to do

creepy guy

>socks but no shoes
>wearing pants under shorts
>wearing a shirt under a hoody
>book nerd glasses

one MAYBE two is ok, but not all of them

Queen?

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as long as he gets their tech he can fuck as many as he wants.

When will we stop the madman /ink/?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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Would succ

Does someone here have a link to the Discord?

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balls could use some improving

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!

no bully im just doodling on my phone

We need to nuke /ink/ and start all over again.

>Finally a general im in is very homo
>But its shota
MONKEY PAW'D

the faggots will just keep coming like flies to shit.

I think you mean "improved"

cute/10

NOT EVEN THE WOMEN ARE SAFE

Queeeeens!!!

do you know where my boyfriend is? hehe~

>the trannies keep coming back

I was going to give you the /v/eekend discord for the memes but it looks like they went full private circlejerk because none of the ones I had work any more

Jokes on you I'm in that Discord

name?

So is this a very flat chested futa or a trap

Mods are asleep I guess, post more lewds.

trap

Velvet is a name for SLUTS
can I have your FC

And you can stay there.

I'm surprised we don't have a futa or trap squid really.

1738-7794-3681

No

i was talking about doing it in ms paint with a mouse
what the fuck, kier?

Since the L-3 is missing it's speed, and the H-3 is getting a buff, I think I'll use it a bit more when I max out the L-3's turf. Any words of advice on how to use the H-3 properly?

>shrimp dick

boring

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any meme lobbies going on?

I've said it before and i'll say it again, it's time to lynch kier

You deserve it, namefag

My kind of meal!
And that rump roast in the back for dessert~

I don't even look at it, I just wanted a Splatoon specific server that wasn't Reddit

Hey, guys. You might not know me, but my name is Armando. I'm the leader of a certain gang, but I also have a crush on a certain gang leader. I was wondering whether or not you guys could help me out! Thanks!

This is what happens when you use a monkey's paw

Not that I've seen. Usually they only happen on fridays when a new weapon or stage releases.

Have they actually confirmed that Callie mains the Roller? I actually don't see her using a normal roller, maybe a brush.

You'll be the first to fall, degenerate

You should have updated the news section.

Why not both

>we didn't get that in the final battle

This timeline sucks

>colourss are green and black
>fuckes it up by giving her white costume
>and makes it look ugly as fuck

What would there be to change. It's all still pretty relevant and there's nothing new.

How could I possibly say no?

Me personally I've always had the most success with making ink for myself then sharking around and ambushing in it. Essentially like a long ranged carbon roller

shes would have been singing her single bomb rush blush to counteract the hypno shades

she would have used a bomb to knock her out

besides, everyone knows callie is shit as turf wars

Just unlocked the octobrush. How do I become pro with it?

what did you expect my boy

love you too dude

cut my limbs off~~

Not running away from you Cennec, was gonna be my last game either way. GG tho! Stop sniping me dang it!

would you eat a spaghetti's ass?

I figured she would be safe, since she was a she.
I see the truth now.
There is no safety, is there?

Patch notes just got official translations.

en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

Honestly I really do think we need shorten the op. Its far to bloated in its current state to even function. Hell the splatnet store twitter hasn't worked in almost a month and its still up there same with the loungechair app.

I'd eat a Spag Pickle. I'M PICKLE ARMANDOOOOOOOO

It's not like I'd let you decline anyways.

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absofuckinglutely

At this point if kier hasn't lewded your squid then you might need to reevaluate your squid.

THAT'S FUCKIN' PERFECT
A BOOYAH TO YOU

yes

please

>he hasnt lewded my spag
pls kier kun

nice, thanks

what if he told you to meet him behind Grizzco and asked you to fill his ass with salmon eggs?

Three calls to death and you still don't understand how a lynching works? Instant. Neck. Snap

>Patch notes drop
>We're too busy avatarfagging and making reddit-tier memes to care
Where did it all go wrong?

I'll try that out. Typically I like to shark at any given moment.

hell yeah i would
there really isnt

Yup, GG.
rust pls stop PLS

Hey, guys. You might not know me, but my name is Armando. I'm the leader of a certain gang, but I also have a crush on a certain gang leader. I was wondering whether or not you guys could help me out. Thanks

>Points required to fill the special gauge for some weapons have been changed
>Aerospray MG 170 > 160
and all of you kept on saying the aero meme was being nerfed too hard

>he's the leader of the bunch
>we don't know him well
wait a second