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> News
- Front Roll has won the Europe Splatfest for "Which side should toilet paper hang, front or back"!
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in North America: Vampires or werewolves? Starts October 13th, 9pm PST.
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in Japan: Power or stamina? Starts October 14, 1pm JST.
- The newest map, Snapper Canal, has been added to the stage rotation!
- Bamboozler 14 Mk I has been released! Sub is curling bomb and special is tenta missiles.
- The next balance patch releases October 10! Check for patch notes below.

> Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

>mfw no one cares about slut woomy nor special woomy anymore
Is the cancer finally over?

...

Fuck off, this one came first.

Special woomy for president!

>nobody cares about special woomy anymore

Sad but mostly true

>nobody cares about Slut Woomy
>mfw

Not a chance dude

lets hope this is going to be a more "normal" thread

How's it going anons?

>Cares enough about them to post
user, i have some bad news for you..

Who has that drawing of special woomy tying a bow with her tentacles?

Only one post below yours and the thread is already ruined.

this one came first so go fuck yourself

This thread
>10/10/17(Tue)11:41:45
The other thread
>10/10/17(Tue)11:41:36

Technically you just posted it in the old thread first. But I don't really give a fuck who's thread we use.

Say that to my face (you) faggot

Abandon thread

*unsheathes octobrush*

Go ruin (You)r discord server and keep your shit out of the thread, fetishfag.

Go post in your own thread since you love it that much.

could be better

>new thread
>"XX" edition
hahahahahahaha no

>webm for the billionth time

No squigga

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Guys I made the other thread, you don't need to fucking fight over which one we go to. Everybody started going to this one first

Actually I'm just gonna delete it

>objectively more fanart in OP than webms
>webm for the billionth time

You must not have been here for last night's thread. It's far worse now.

Have you cleaned your room, total losers?

>You cannot delete this post
Well thanks 4chin.

goddammit user at least you tried

I want to go to their house and throw away all that shit, it's nothing but empty boxes stacked to chest height, fuck that life

They must have rats for days

Are those really girls clothes?

>covers the chair instead of cleaning their filth

Nope, if they were there'd be at least one bra or pair of panties. No one has enough lack of shame to share that but not to let people see their underwear.

Can the other neet loli girl help this pig out?

>lucario

Not even in any discords
It's a lost cause

I feel really sorry for her. I get stressed when my rug is misaligned.

>trying to start drama out of nowhere
lmao

>use Sloshing Machine
>tfw

It's just so fucking fun to use and gets shit done quick. How do I stop feeling guilty for using it? Also when I finally die, people inkbag me. Happened like three times

It's not a crutch, just use it

easy, find another weird who brought a washing machine to turf war and twin league with them

Just stop giving a shit and keep killing the scrubs.

Even worse
>MEGA Lucario

>How do I stop feeling guilty for using it?

It's getting nerfed later today, but I have no idea if it'll be big or small since I don't use it. Also "inkbag" has a nice ring to it.

I started compulsively tidying after seeing this.

HEY, ARMANDO! ARE YOU IN HERE?!

/ink/ is a constitutional monarchy. Special Woomy for Prime Minster!

She doesn't care at all, just today she said THAT was clean.

You think she cares, user?

Testing to see if I'm still banned from Veeky Forums...

I'm glad I'm not the only one

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That's even worse though, to not care about your surroundings like that..

>It's not a crutch, just use it
But it is. Arguably just as OP as pre nerf Tri Slosher.
>Also when I finally die, people inkbag me.
In my experience people do that to spite someone using a weapon they hate fighting. I used to do it against Octobrushes when I mained the Dapple Dualies.

>Veeky Forums.org/banned
Baka-ass bitch

seabagging

It's just getting a slight paint and special charge nerf. Nothing too major, it'll till be really good for denying space and getting kills. Nothing in this patch is really getting any kind of significant nerf, but a lot of things are getting buffs.

There's nothing wrong with the Sloshing Machine. It's the other bucketfags that need to be put into camps.

>STILL no Octobrush nerf
They don't even give me a problem anymore, and aren't as common as they used to be, but I just fucking hate it on principle since I'm sure people in lower ranks are getting free wins with that stupid thing.

ARMANDO, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. ARMAAAANNNNDOOOOOO

>There's nothing wrong with the Sloshing Machine.
This is exactly what's wrong with it. It's so above-average in everything it does that it has no real downsides, while many other weapons do. It's like the 1.2 Tentatek.

This is a game of crutchs
If you aren't comfortable using a crutch then you won't be comfortable playing splatoon

lol get fucked

>special woomy
>cancer
no bulli pls...

hope you total losers have a fully stocked sauce bucket ready

>1v1ing a 52 Gal with Splat Dualies
>take 1 hit so I fall back to recover
>he makes a bad call and jumps down a ledge to kill me
>dodge roll backwards and hit him from behind
>before the 4th shot connects, he pops Baller, chases me down and kills me
God dammit, this is just like the Kraken, rewarding people for playing like retards since they can make bad plays but still get the kill. The update won't even stop stuff like this from happening since it still has just as much HP as an RM shield still has the 40% Dualie damage resistance. Guess I'll just super jump if someone tries to Baller me now.

Please stop
I feel better about how I live in my home, but this is getting to be too much

posting about her is just gonna summon her here, she is a namefagging Veeky Forums user

>not eating from taco trucks

>bottomless Slut Woomy

We need more bottomless woomies really

>that spag in the back
kek

ATL already went to bed, somehow. Someone post the bed.

I miss this shirt ;_;

I want to give Wiki the dicky!

Hope you have sweet dreams, total losers

...I feel a desperate need to clean up my room.

Give a woomy an enema!

Imagine being this disgusting of a human being
Imagine being this tranny.

you're never getting this dipper folder cuck he think's I'd be a bottom

blacklisted
never post in my thread again

>that's the bed
Where does it sleep??????

How can someone sleep in that.

>I'm poor
>Have money to still buy shitty amiibos
And she still begs people to buy her games?!

Absolutely disgusting.

leave it to a woman to be an attention whoring e-beggar
any beta orbiter who actually falls for it is a brainlet

What happened?

Speak for yourself newfag

>woman
Giving them a bit too much credit arent you

>she

Could someone give me some hints regards the Goo Tuber?

>atl posting
>not calling everyone sweetie
come on now

I want ATL to step on my dick and call me her bitch

i too enjoy sleeping on top of various items, such as dirty cups, shoeboxes, and a keyboard
where the squid amiibs at tho?

Woomies need to be thoroughly clean. You don't want a dirty woomy, do you? I give my woomy an enema every other day!

Everywan, please get on my level.
Can you buy me pokken, sweetie?
nini

>drama
>slut woomy
She gets tired of giving BJs at some point, right?

Aim it up your asshole for maximum effect.

I don't even like this slut woomy meme but this pic is outright depressing

No, never

1.2 Tentatek was broken because the Inkjet was ridiculously strong.

Look at what mayofags have done

That isn't really going to improve my game