/pg/ - Persona General

Ryuji already has that store clerk lined up for him

Kawakami a kawacutie

What would each of the PTs go as for Halloween?

Fitting, considering it's a story about a futa with an oversized penis who jerks off to murder, falling in love with either an anime twink or an ugly 50 year old man who's mamoru'ing his oni-chan/daughter while a mascot character has a shit-eating grin.

You think you're good at blackjack, but things are different in my casino. You win if you go over 21. *wink*

Care to make a bet?

I love Ann.

Where are my Pixie doujins?

Sae you idiot, Casino's train people to always hit on a soft 16.

Honestly speaking Makotofags are the most dedicated p5waifufagson /pg/. We got the DSN poster, the ringfaggot, the phoneposter, the discorder and the she's mine user.
And there are even more who don't post recognizable posts.

Yusuke as some obscure Yokai.
Futaba as an alien.
Haru is a deranged axe murderer

Yusuke would wear this, saying it was inspired by Klein's IKB 191 (1962).

That just means there's more of them because she's the most popular.

I'm not good at Blackjack though.
I'm good at Russian Roulette though

>I'm good at Russian Roulette though

Well I think that's a given, relaly.

She's a pedophile.

Thank you for coming in Yusuke. Well, as you know, it's been 6 months in a row that I covered your school dorm fees. I love you as a friend and would hate to see you in pain, but we must start talking about your repayment plan. I notice you didn't get a summer job, perhaps you can start selling your art? My father's friends are always looking for new paintings, I will sell your paintings to them and use 50% of the profit to pay your loan back. At this rate it would take... about 5 years to pay back your total loan, of course if you paint more often then it will go faster. I'm thinking something like ten paintings a day.

Ah, to make it easier for you, could you make them all Sayuris? I'm sure someone with your skill can churn them out very fast

Yusuke stays in the dorm for free on a scholarship

Phantom is from Sumaru City!

>No teen Tae

It never ends, please leave him alone user.

Phantom is from Lunarvale, USA!

don't poke holes in my shitposts, I spend a lot of time on them

It's a little crazy that he has free room but still has to buy his own board, presumably with no allowance.

>Not just inflating the paintings' prices and making mad cash from them
How much is rent anyway? Originals by small artists usually sit in the $300-1000 range depending on the size and materials used.

No one means that NieR when they say NieR.

Paint Haru's forehead white!

Cake Makoto is just Sae.
Loli Sae would lead me to jail time.
Gilf Ann is too old.
Teenage Kawakami won't dress like a maid.

I don't know user

>Teenage Kawakami won't dress like a maid.
How can you be so sure?

I like this.

Why wouldn't they just say Autotomato? I mean NieR Automata has two names but NieR is NieR. this seems like a problem.

What if teen Kawakami got a job at the maid company and was the most requested girl?

Ann is a cow

Why would teenage Kawakami be interested in the maid industry or what ever you call it.

> I happened to be passing by, so it seemed polite to greet you.
Who the fuck says that? The groo really is a psychopath.

I'd drink that.

mannered people

Impossible, he's a Pleasant Boy.

He just overheard Ryuji saying "It's not easy being a phantom thief" and he's trying to decide how to toy with his food. Because yes, he's a psychopath and could have won the game in ten seconds during this conversation.

Four boobs then.

First she put Sojiro out of business, now she has yusuke chained. I like this cognitive haru

What? There's literally nothing wrong with that sentence.

It also sounds like a really Japanese thing to say too, so it's fitting.

Teenager Kawakami is a semi-awkward nerd girl with a few friends and no sex appeal. It's half the reason why she tries so hard to be like the younger maids in her side job because whoring herself out isn't something she's ever considered doing. She's obviously lacking in the sexual experience department and never ventured far with any boys growing up. She was a good girl that didn't stray from the group much while enjoying the simple things in life.

I don't. Haru is cute and caring and fluffy

Stop, my heart can only get so erect.

Never trust rich people user.

Honestly, it's her best asset. She's not a very cute airhead and isn't an enjoyable tsundere. She's just kind of there half the time. Would've preferred Shiho as a teammate.

She also made Kawakami a maid slave.

Cutthroat Haru ain't nuthin ta fuck wit.

>wheelchair shiho as secret aeon social link

I wish you could tell Goro that the guy on the first floor of the practice building is a Phantom Thief, just to fuck with him.

>screenshot
What? How? I wanna take screenshots.

There is a red button in front of you.
Push it, and all the Persona Girls get asses and breasts 5x their original size.
But you'll cut your lifespan in half.
Press it again and you'll get to marry them but your Lifespan is cut in half yet again.
What do you do?
Press it a Third Time and you become as Strong as Jiren but die 1 year later

I bought one of these

amazon.com/gp/product/B00MIQ40JQ/

Shit taste.

nothing
5x would make them disgusting

>isn't an enjoyable tsundere
She's not even a tsundere to begin with.

>buying a 150 us dollars device to take your screen shots instead of pressing one fucking button.
I hope the people in Atlus are happy.

Protect NEET

why would that money go to atlus

Breed NEET.

No I mean look at what Atlus is doing to people. making them waste money and stuff.

No he's a psychopath for sure. People don't just say stuff like this is normal conversation. It's like everything from him is carefully crafted.

Protect NEET while breeding with her, then protecting the offspring.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be Goro Akechi.

I made this crop as a joke to show how horribly she clips in to herself and looks like a retarded hunchback. The original filename is "KILL MEEEEE."

Why do you keep posting it in defense of her?

Claiming this bouncy beach beauty.
Best model.
Most compassionate.
I'm so proud of Ann. I love her.

Happy Takamaki Tuesday! It's your special day sweetie, enjoy.

Not to mention how it causes my PC to reboot randomly sometimes. Still, now that I have it I like it even for games that let you take normal screenshots. It is just easy to manage.

That is literally what he did to himself, although the Atlus USA translation is way more stiff about it

>She's not a very cute airhead

I disagree. That's the cutest thing about her.

You all would trade your waifu away for $1 million in cash, no questions asked.

what he did to himself? made himself a psycho?

Copy pasta when?

he built his public personality from the ground up to pander to people

Yes. Because she is not real and I dunno what I would even be trading. Can't collect her pictures anymore? Seems like a pretty small price to pay for $1 mil

...

WE ARE LIVING OUR LIVES
P4'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN P FIIIVE

It's the biggest turn off for most people.

That's YOUR Limit

Leave

I don't have a waifu
feels bad man

I thought we were past the copying posts from /v/ phase

Someday, all the pain will end
For Justice

Your pressure
your pressure
to get the pussy
fans will tell when to go kiss a 4 year old

If I were Atlus, I would have done the exact same thing. P5 relies a fuck ton on its story. Half the reason I wanna new game + is to see shit I missed out on.

P5 has no story it's just hurr fuck adults from start to finish there's nothing to miss

that sounds like a massacre perpetrators manifesto if I ever read one.

Cats.

P4 has no story it's just hurr find truth from start to finish there's nothing to miss
P3 has no story it's just hurr you gonna die from start to finish there's nothing to miss
P2 has no story it's just hurr rumors from start to finish there's nothing to miss

And P1 actually doesn't have a story. I mean it does but I kinda forget 90% of it.

This one is better actually.

Kitty cats!

I'd admonish you, but my faggoty ass is leaving my home for the past year for some unknown, never explored and likely completely retarded reason instead of staying with our new father, little sister family and friends.