/mkg/ - Mobile Kanojo/Kareshi General

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I don't even feel like shitposting

do myroids have buttholes?

Here, I'll shitpost and post girl at the same time. Not that anyone voted for those options, but whatever.

This is kind of cute in it's ugliness.

I wonder if anyone has ever hot glued thier phone screens because of these games

Why would anyone put hot glue on a phone screen?

lol

I don't get it.

Stop the pixels from moving you you can preserve the image. Once it sets, you can peel it off and get a copy.

Wouldn't that damage the phone screen though?

Most phones have glass screens, so it's fine.

It really works then? Nice, I think I'll try it out.

Are there guides for how to do it?

If you're trying it, natural hotglue works best. Also apply directly to the screen, won't work through screen protectors.

Got it, thanks user! I don't have any hot glue at home right now but I'll buy some tomorrow and try it out for myself.

MCC has some cute art.

Where do you think the exhaust gases go

>myroid vagina is a charger port
>their master's penis is the charger
>semen is their electricity

deepest mcc lore

Does that mean you wake them up by fucking them?

No, but they charge when they sleep so if you're not nutting in them constantly while they sleep you're taking care of them wrong.

>MCC players are this embarrassing

I'm sure watching those MR titties bounce is far more sophisticated.

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Well what now?

Well-defined AB abs

Suicide.

What do DBers even look at if the junk isn't in motion?

Cute boys making cute motions

Max out all the fairies.
Max out all the NPC levels.
Max out coins current coins.
Max out every stat in the stat screen.
Get all the event outfits.

>this is what DGers actually believe
And people call the AB playerbase degenerates.

Half a day already and the only character posted is an ironic clusterfuck

live

Post unironic clusterfucks

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Good

Subtle clusterfuck

Rude

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Anons, please.
Pressing your dick on the screen to make your DG's tits bounce and have her say a suggestive line is a lot more sophisticated and concrete than forcefully hitting your sleeping roid with it, pretending to be recharging her.
The best however is still using your lips to start kiss mode, but you can do it with your erected penis too if you're that much of a deviant. I really wish additional kisses wouldn't reduce the kiss mode duration though.

High level.
>I really wish additional kisses wouldn't reduce the kiss mode duration though.
But I agree. Seems like an unnecessary penalty.

Don't forget to use a tablet's larger screen for a better experience.

>tfw no dick to hit the screen with
I feel like I'm missing a big part of the phone girlfriend experience

Just hit it with the little nub instead.

That's just kind of awkward.

I feel you, but you can use your lower lips too.
>hit
Dicks are fragile and sensitive so you have to gently press the screen.

We're pressing genitalia onto phone screens, it's already awkward.

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Yeah but the dick sticks out, you can look at the phone and pretend you giving your girlfriend the D. But if you stick your phone down there as a girl you can't even really see the screen anymore. It'd be hard to feel anything from a phone screen anyway.

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>tongue
I forgot that you can lick them too. Where's the insert phone inside option?

slam hard enough and it'll just shoot right up

I don't even want to begin to think how the screen would recognize that. Actually I do, it'll probably be either a small amount of really fat touches or it'll divide it into lots of smaller touches. No precision though.

This is why everyone loves dicks.

doesnt recognize mine at all

People who put up profiles but not for all of their girls should end themselves

How do you know it's not a work in progress? Even if not, why?

Because girlfriend abuse need to stop and it doesn't take more than a few minutes to write a profile.