/ps2g/ - planetside 2 general

I've intentionally stopped rezing him in hopes that it will get him to stop bothering me, but it hasn't worked so far

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thanks dad

reply to this post with "thank u banana man" or your next session will be ruined by boltshitters

heh, jokes on you, I havent played in weeks, there is no next session to boltshit ;)

>or your next session will be ruined by boltshitters
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i guess the curse is retroactive for THE PAST FIVE FUCKING YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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just raxed my commish-p

already did cyclone-g, and i have a baron-ae, ns15-ae, magshot-fb, a ton of knives, and all the event joke secondaries

what do i rax now

HEAT-R and Zepher PX

Good morning memers

>want to use flanker armor but it hides your camo and cosmetic plating

>shitty medics rezzing people in doorways
>accept rez
>TK them
>/tell retard sorry
This is the most fun I've had in a long time

koumeee is cute !!!

Why is the kitty so fat?

memes!

I've deleted my TR character on Cobalt, too many subhumans with modified hitboxes on VS and NC.
Should I just wait a bit and make a new one later or should I just delete this absolute garbage, cheat infested mess of a game?

You should git gud and stop blaming your shittyness on cheats.
And choose a proper faction, ffs, tr guns shoot marshmallows in 90 degree cone
Nothing beats 200 per bullet

I still have my VS and NC character, which is the last one I made and have 3.5 ivi kdr and a global 5 k/d (i don't play a lot anymore and it keeps decreasing because of fucking cheaters), say whatever you want, but Cobalt got so much worse recently it's not even funny, it's becoming MIller 2.0 and honestly I don't give a fuck anymore.

Call me shitter, I don't care, I'm convinced the game is infested with this hitbox bullshit right now, if DBG weren't a bunch of incompetent faggots they would actually do something about it.

Cute!

>Call me shitter
K. Shitter. Git gud.
The only cheaters I've met are the ones teleporting all over the place. Everything else is just in your head.
>hitbox hax
Stop mag dumping
>aim bots
Stop camping
>3.5 kdr
On cobalt? Used to be ridiculously easy. People just don't pay attention, and if they do - can't hit shit. Miller is shit, I agree, but at least people actually notice when a random NC heavy runs into a room with 20 tr camping. Not so much on cobalt.

I'm not mag dumping, I'm bursting and my aim is pretty decent, my hsr is between 38 and 40 % while my accuracy is low because i waste bullets shooting at maxes etc.
There are 3 types of players right now on Cobalt: the complete retard that doesn't know what he is doing, the good player and the hitbox/lagswitch cunt.
I'm not imagining anything, you have 0.8 k/d shitters that one day can't hit anything and the day after intagib you from the other side of the planet, I've seen it too many times, it's not luck, it's not clientside, it's that fucking hack, you can notice the difference between getting headshotted normally and being sprayed upon by these assholes.
Why don't people believe me it's beyond me.

>The only cheaters I've met are the ones teleporting all over the place. Everything else is just in your head.

Exactly)) hitbox enlarging is a myth)

i am the bolt shit
the semi auto bolt shit :^)

Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thanks u werl

so when is the dobbel ess cee
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i pai gud monei

When you get at least 5.0 ivi kdr

last weekend of the year goyim

Achooo :---------(

when you aim better

stop being sick already goddammit you fucking shitter

im at 9 soooooo
when?

0.9 you mean
donut lie

me after defending a point from aod

aka im well fed

aka i killed many of them
aka my aim > their collective aim
also they r zerg

good monrings :DD

>Anonymous 10/11/17(Wed)14:39:07
>morning

t. 0.8 ivi kdr

>stop being sick already goddammit you fucking shitter

S-sorry I'll try ;_;

>Anonymous 10/11/17(Wed)07:39:07
r u bullying me rn

Morning sweetie! I hope you got enough beauty rest!

oh gosh :3c

i want to play but i also don't want to play
truly a dilemma

Do 5 push ups for every death.

what
why

I know that feel bro.

thats so fuckign amateur, all the pros strap a shock collar to their balls and ahve it hooked up to memetracker to shock them every time it registers a deaht

t. ballShockerPro420

Reminder to choose your implants based on what they can give you 24/7;not a "on kill" stuff. Unless you have godlike aim and can shoot heads like it's bloody nothing or use le hitbox modifier meems

>Unless you have godlike aim and can shoot heads like it's bloody nothing
t. me

>Unless you have godlike aim and can shoot heads like it's bloody nothing
you don't??????

no :c

So I finished the Aurax on the SV-88 and went with the Pulsar LSW for #5. I love it's duality and it was cheap af.

a b

>Unless you have godlike aim and can shoot heads like it's bloody nothing

As a matter of fact I do! :)

./activate_anime_spam.sh

I can't rn

get hype for that double station cash

STOP THIS MEME

what are the best NC LMGs to rax

Give infils at mines and/or c4

planetside2.com/players/#!/5428655647099344145/weapons

getting tired of all these cheaters

G-G-G-GODSAW

>when someone chain headshots at 200m+ with a naginata (whatever the name is)

what if semi auto sniper that can ohk

old cheese
the meme of the future is full auto bolt shit

Wherever I am, I must also boltshit

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le 300 ping uncloak

i'm fucking furious about the NSX guns. they could have added all sorts of wacky faction-unique weapons but instead they go full "nah lets make like 20 NS guns that nobody want, and sprinkle in some guns that would have fit perfectly into some of the factions like a shotgun SMG or a charge-up burst rifle but make them NS anyways"

that's why im raxing other lmgs

those are called russians

>Connection Quality: communicating without a common language by standing next to the Rosetta stone and painstakingly translating everything word by word

>do the "spawn vehicel from map screen" meme to see if it works
>it doesn't
well what the fuck was i expecting

>Connection Quality: The US soccer team

i'm experimenting with a new form of ramming, which essentially involves flying as if you're passing above your target, and then pitching down
that's good because your cross section is larger, but it's also much less obvious that you're going for a ram

Why don't you experiment with a connection quality that doesn't allow you to live 2 seconds in the future?

i get 150 ms with no packet loss on a bad day, and some days i just can't be fucked to play against russians and other assorted hitbox memers

>Connection Quality: You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.

> turn on meme

>you turn on your menes. Everyone around you now knows they should aim better.

>turn on MEGA-MEME

>you activate MEGA-MEME
>ptchoo! you hit shittr for 9999 damage
>shittr has died!
>ptchoo! you hit shittr for 9999 damage
>shittr has died!
>ptchoo! you hit shittr for 9999 damage
>shittr has died!
>ptchoo! you hit shittr for 9999 damage
>shittr has died!
>your MEGA-MEME ammo count is 0

activate cheedings and grant infinity mega-memes

HYPE

Is that full auto boltshitting rifle. We need one so no infiltrator should feel disadvantaged when he has bad aim

>vs scope is thin
>tr and nc have horrendous bits sticking out and needlessly obfuscating your view
heh

N O D I E !

>notice a typical VS max group sucking each others dicks in a corner
>jump in the middle of it throwing confettis C4
>kill two MAX's;got backstabbed by the other one in the process
>the VS MAX tea bags me and sends a public """"hate"""" (shame?) mail
I've been getting way too much of those stuff nowadays. Looks like the poverty loadout really triggers some cunts out methinks

why do you prolong the life of this general so

it's suffering

it wants the sweet release of eternal sleep

>"Look at me, guys!I'm an akriflecarbinescoutsniperrifleOMGLOLOLOL!"

the state of the game in a nutshell

>you have been buffed by werl
>headboxes now classified as GIANT creature

thank werl