Dota 2 General - /d2g/

we save dota 2 first

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/75okp9/valve_its_time_for_some_much_needed_features_and/

>REWARD GOOD BEHAVIOUR
>MORE REASONS TO PLAY
>REDUCE ANONYMITY, INCREASE COMMUNITY AND BELONGING
>THE ARCADE
>PROS HAVE TO BE MADE ACCOUNTABLE
>A WALL FOR SMURFS
>FOR THE NEXT GENERATION

Why doesn't doto have high quality hero intro videos like league?

>reddit
kys

>save
>posts a link from the website that is actively killing dota 2

Uhm, dotard?

do nothing and let pubg's devs kill it by themselves

>You don't have a yuge winrate discrepancy after being boosted

Feels good to get a little pick me up and still fly under the radar

What the fuck happened on Oct 1?

how much did u pay for it?

>61% of the 219,489 user reviews for this game are positive.
what happened?

Probably a new patch broke the game for a few people, this usually happens and then it gets fixed and then the reviews go back to being positive.

They shat on the chinks with ingame adds or something

do not underestimate chinks

let's just say you better not to kill memestreamers if you don't want to get banned
also smaller issues, like ingame ads and horrible optimization

>ingame ads
What kind of ads are we talking?

their chinese server is so awful most chinks are playing on eu/na server and get better experience and instead of fixing this shit bluehole promoted vpn service ingame

chink newest cheat
>teleport enemy in front of you

reminder that /d2g/ bloodstoned itself

what are they hunting /d2g/?

but we already dead?

Better generals. Sadly our friends from the front page of the internet managed to destroy this one forever.

>Not in 59.99 AAA title sweetie
sure that explains why it took so long for the player number to explode
just look at the pricing structure now and all those juicy discounts for russian and chink botters

>Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
can you stop copy pasting & use proper links?

>company adjusts prices based on Country's Purchasing Power Parity

Wow, they're literally HITLER, am I right? How dare they price things differently for non-Americans!!!!! We must invade Iraq for WMDs THIS INSTANT!!!!!

>tfw no cute dead general hero

>want to ban necro
>have to ban LC or Invoker every game to keep my team from picking them
>can't play visage because veno every game

what do

>Wake up
>No patch

pick sniper? im a veno picker and i ban snipers

commit sudoku

pick viper u r tard

>PATCH IS OUT
LOL IT ISN'T WHAT A CLASSIC RUSE THANKS OP!

How do we fix him?

good morning /d2g/

>this happens
>already know i'm gonna go on a huge losing streak pretty soon

should i just play unranked for a while?

yes

Ring of the last pick.
Hood of don't pick if countered.

>wake up
>no maiden hero

Reminder that DP is objectively the best waifu ever
Literally satisfies every fetish!

>feet

>how to save dota2

Post moar dad

/ourgirl/

but how about diapers

degeneration is not our saviour

Looks like you actually got good

That's not a fetish that's just wrong.

You'll only start losing when you think you won't win anymore
Just keep your head in the game.

isnt she lesbo?

VENO NERFS FUCKING WHEN

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THIS PIECE OF GAME-RUINING SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she hasn't met me yet

WELL WARDED

i feel like i need an mmo to escape the frustations of this game and vent out for a while, is there any good one?

>mfw that one user who posted about CM wearing diapers gave me a fetish for it

return of reckoning

i like playing Tibia on pvp servers because i can just start killing people whenever dota makes me feel down

>private server?
how long do u think this lasts? i grew up playing lineage 2 and i remember lots of ppl quitting when this tw mmo came online

>tfw banning your allies heros

the devs make a point of not accepting any donations or monetary gifts to stay out of range of EA's lawyer team
plus the server's been up for about 2 years now and it's still going strong so I think it'll be fine

>mmo
just play comfy game like sv

its tasteful according to Valve

This GOOD hero for GOOD players COUNTERS both VENO and NECRO!

With this ONE LITTLE TRICK the pros HATE, gain over 1000mmr!

is it updating game coordinator for anyone else?

well if some fucknugget hovers over tinker mid during banning phase i always ban tinker in that case

Amazingly when I tried to image search it only pulls up this censored version.

your fucked bro, that shit doesn't go away

i ban tinker every game, terrible to play with or against

hi guys and gals

Tell us where you live that we may destroy this menace before it takes root

>tfw Norwegian newpaper ran a story how PUBG is the most popular game in the world and that dotards 2 has been dethroned and is in fact a dead game

POTM IS BAE!

>play 2 games tonight
>enemy has an am picker
>make his game absolutely miserable
>he finishes 2-7 with 317gpm

>game 2
>team is shit
>absolute 7th layer of hell trash
>flame the shit out of them with no regard of behavior score
>game ends
>dota coord down so they can't report me
wew

when does esports start

>she

16 hours 16 minutes and 16 seconds as of this post

>gals
I sure hope you mean Guiles
youtube.com/watch?v=4C7dMBpv7_g

did they take the time to thank china for its botting efforts?

Yes she, she's just a girl that likes girls.

>be sven
>head into the teamfight with your beautiful assistant, rylai
>with the help of your gutsy companion slowing the fleeing enemies, you hack and cleave through the foe, throwing out stormbolts as you go in a fit of rage
>as combat draws to a close, you notice that your devoted crystal maiden is nowhere to be seen
>searching through the bodies and gore you find her unconscious from a head wound
>like the gallant knight you are you carry her back to base to treat her

>over time the head wound heals but she's suffered brain-damage from the strike
>she's barely capable of doing anything for herself, now you have to look after her full time, carefully dressing and undressing her, feeding her and changing her diapers
>despite her mental retardation she's just as devoted to you, if not more, and trusts you completely
>ywn live a happy and contented life with your brain-damaged wife, doing as you will to her to her utmost pleasure living off the interest from your hotd-stacked ancient camp

that's because original one is censored
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53302065
maybe artist has sikret page that has all uncensored versions, but i doubt it

Good old mike telling it like it is

Based mike

whats happening to the bts house, did ld get outjewed by the banks?

that can be considered hate speech in some countries

The original BTS house is merlini's iirc and he's moving to seattle, so he's probably selling up

He would be GOAT if he played as well as he shitposted.

they're probably moving to the playboy mansion thanks to sellout LD's billions of jewbux

i wanna be like mike

tier 22 casters to cast mike's tier 22 matches

>ywn live a happy and contented life with your brain-damaged wife

get off the internet, Gormanberg

how the fuck does aoe2 gets 8k players every day? damn rts genre is as dead as mmos