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nth for the boys

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But wouldn't the trap jaws also like close on his foot?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would assume something like this. youtube.
com/watch?v=Qe0XFZAlErU
Leg wouldn't be close enough to be crushed.

Heh. No that's okay. He belongs in hell anyway. And I'm going to make sure he gets there.

need to kill themselves?
I agree.

It'd only happen if they were fine with making two animations for him, since you'd need a beartrap for a trap animation and you're not always carrying one
As for how it works, he could either set a trap down in front of them then mash their face it in, or just open it over their head and let it go

Does the Brand New Part use charges of the toolbox? Like, can I do a regular toolbox fix then with the last slither go for the BNP?

THATS NOT MEG'S EYE COLOR

No.
Once you press m2 on a gen, you're locked into the BNP

You cleansed some totems, farmed someone off a hook and then hid in the basement.

artist?

How fucking long would it take to get ~6/7k BP from basement time?

You mean as a mori animation?

Not difficult at all.

No, I meant before. So fix a gen using the toolbox, then when I have a tiny amount of charges left go to another gen and activate the brand new part.

yeah like they should add jigsaw killer since new movie coming out and take trap and make it reverse. and you just watch survivors run around like they have to cut themselves to fix the generators to show they cherish their life.

Like twenty minutes if not more.
It’s not at all feasible.

It looks like I did that game

The altruism points were from the skill checks I got from healing behind pallets actually

I had a dream I was the trapper on a Coldwind Farm map hunting the survivors. I found someone and hooked them in my basement and then I found Nea and hooked her, except I hooked her so that her back was facing outward. I then started to feel up her ass and rub my dick on it. What did I mean by this?

You subconsciously want to fuck horses?

You're into ugly chicks.
Nothing wrong with that, but you gotta own it.

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Tell me more.

>get a lobby
>4 people get in; a Meg, a Bill, a Nea, and a Claudette
>at 5 seconds before game start the Bill and Nea switch to L4D shirt claudettes with flashlights
>the Meg also takes out a flashlight
>get haddonfield
>any attempt to pick somebody up means looking up to avoid instablinds the entire way and whacking bodyblocks outta the way
>Get someone hooked in basement just as final gen pops
>Stay around because I know they'll try to go for the save
>They do
>cue 5 minutes of trading people out of the basement and slugging
>eventually down all 4
>sacrifice 3, let the last bleed out because no hook nearby
>get this
Claudettes are my FAVORITE survivors dude

I would have just facecamped the Claudettes for switching at the last moment like that.

There is literally nothing wrong with Claudette.
SWF, on the other hand. . . .

T. Claud shitter

>Waaaah! Waaaah! I'm a giant baby that can't handle self-care!
literally u rn

Ayyy
Jayy

you imply that claudettes are the only people to use selfcare when almost every survivor regardless of survivor choice have it. No, Claudettes are just usually annoying pieces of shit my man

But user, I'm new and still haven't gotten that teachable. Claudette is the only survivor I have with all 4 perk slots.
Meg clearly best girl.
But Bill is best survivorboy.

Fun game, true masters of balance the frogs are.

>Defending Self Crutch
>u
Claude is the shitter character and your argument is strawman as fuck.

>hiding names

>Claudette is the only survivor I have with all 4 perk slots.
fair enough
>Meg clearly best girl.
w r o n g
>But Bill is best survivorboy.
W R O N G

>gamblers
>not trash
Bill is papa material! Ace is a CARD!

Putting AJ on a hook!

>gamblers
>not trash
maybe bad gamblers, but you ALWAYS bet on LADY LUCK baby
also Bill comes from a dead game series and can't take 5 seconds without lighting up a cig and swallowing it down.

>Meg
>Hates Ace
The taste here is embarrassing

>ace
>hates meg
Irredeemable

>trapped in a nightmarish hell zone
>Given free ciggos by the entity
I mean, i would smoke too if it meant the entity give me unlimited of something.

>crouching to the hook
>random niggrett running to unhook
why is this shit allowed?

Ace is pure!

post yfw you see a guy with sprint burst and dead hard

>nightmare hellscape where you must either hide or be on the run from a monstrous killer
>instead of just smoking inbetween trials, smokes while running and hiding
what a DORK

:D

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I've seen Dead Hard and Balanced Landing, and Dead Hard and Lithe, but never Dead Hard and Sprint Burst

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Reminder that if you use any perks, you can't complain about someone else's perks, as you are both using crutches.

reminder that if you are not rank 1 then it's means you are rank 20

>tfw this artist draws so slow we won't probably see the other Ace picture their working on until next month

>but never Dead Hard and Sprint Burst
Rank
Fucking
1

I DC every game against le one-shot sprinting chainsaw man, get fucked.

What did he mean by this?

Yeah man, I saw a gen once with Deju Vu. Shit's OP.

The new F13 map is so good.

>DC when you have no items
why do people do this?

Game is going terribly, they want to get it over with even faster.

>DC when you have no items and you just got sent into the dying state
why?

>purple toolbox
>bnp

I just told you. Some people tilt hard.

>Surbabby can't handle not being untouchable and throws le bebe tantrum in response

He's just mad because I call all the shitters rank 20.

He's rank 20 and SWF too
But that fucking rank one Dead heart+sprint

anyone can reach rank 1
anyone

What's so good about it?

could be trying to get some sabs before using the part
also it wouldn't be surprising if he's hacked his save and has a hundred of everything

You cant sabo with at kind of toolbox

>billy with addons
wew lad no wonder I was an m1 billy in the past

>needing add-ons to not be an M1 billy

F R O G S
R
O
G
S

F U C K
I was in the game.

Maybe on PC. Definitely not on console.

You need to be eating the survivor ass to be able to m2 them

Seems like a steam problem for a change.

Matters which add-ons I guess. Turning add-ons do help for more ranged chainsaws along with possible the speed boost add-ons, but the charge time add-ons which are probably the ones I see the most make assrevving easier rather than far chainsaws

Glad I'm not alone.

I had just finished a game, and it crashed.
Shit my pants a little because that's what happened the last time I lost all my game progress, and my back up is a week old.

Time to fix that.

>playing Michael
>last 2 survivors
>4 gens left
>hook one
>while hooking the last guy fixes a gen
>sprint to where I think he is
>spot him
>he's standing still
>on the hatch
>herewego.jpg
>run up to him to get it over with
>he fucks up and doesn't jump immediately
>catch him
>hook him
>after game he writes a book of insults in the comment section
>I didn't even say anything
what

literally who

What is he saying? Respect the 4% or something?

>Play nurse because ritual
>2 caudette, meg,and david. All ranked 15
>everytime i caught them, they dash straight to me
>First hook in first 5 min
>Didnt even use blink

I dont understand....

Depipping or trying to predict your blink but too retarded to do it right.

Ah, is it always like this in higher rank?
I was baffled by the stupidity

I mean, how close did they deliberately get to you? Did you check their profiles for SWF?

Never check profiles but it was like bodyblocking you when you carry downed survivor

Has to be depipping, or at least some form of retarded self-trolling.