/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Current Events
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Updated! PVP mode, Beast Tribes, Manderville, and more in 4.1 teasers.
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/patch/4_1

Patch 4.1 Notes & Logs
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Job Guide
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na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/
pastebin.com/raw/WbvNsp8N
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fflogs.com/rankings/character/8327985/17/#metric=dps
youtube.com/watch?v=HYCDcNOOvPE
imgur.com/a/JMZ9F

FastChef
FastChef

Thread added to auto-parser, please do your best.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I have been playing since the 1.0 days on and off so its not like I don't like the game. I'm just baffled at how easily entertained people are to warrant subbing when they do like 20% of the game's content.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

raen > xaela

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw this year will be worse than last

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

So every mmo ever...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Rude.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

xth for pumpable raen's

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Thanks Valvey

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

it will please the furries though

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I love Rena OwO

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

-w-

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Retardsuyu better retain her femdom instincts or there is going to be some trouble.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it's dead bois what game are we moving to next?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Try out new classes
Try League of XIV in 4.15 (yeah that's 4 weeks away)
Replay/solo old content (I'm a huge sucker for alliance raids and I plan to run roulette every day on two characters)
RP or just write about your character

However if you just plain don't like this patch and nothing appeals to you, don't leave yourself to hate the game forever by burning yourself on it now. Just do what you like.

Steppe

Inmate
Inmate

Beautiful Toon only thread

RumChicken
RumChicken

4.2 crossing the ruby sea
4.3 they got lost and ended up in the steppes
4.4 they finally get to yanxia
4.5 they appear in main story quests
I hate that they're going to do this
I want more doma stuff
the doma stuff was the best
the characters are all better than their counter parters
hien > lyse
yotsuyu > grrdola
gotetsu > rabhaun
yugiri > m'naago

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Words can't really express how ugly that beard is.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

toon

fuck off

farquit
farquit

toon
but cute lizz

FastChef
FastChef

I hope we get a /scare emote too and the goal of the event is to spook the shit out of people

Lunatick
Lunatick

i'll beat you up

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Would you fanta into a male for me, anon?

Inmate
Inmate

Wow Lyse and Fordola sure are best girls! YoshiP does it again! Not YoshiP btw.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Tfw no elezen gf

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want a femroe to sit on me...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

One eyed freak

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Thanks buddy.

Lunatick
Lunatick

ok

Bidwell
Bidwell

No, but maybe I'd play on my male alt with you.

5mileys
5mileys

Post his manly face.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yes, first thing in the morning.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I want to turn Lyse into a homely wife

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/U3QZjetW

takes2long
takes2long

Lyse is shit and basically killed Yda as a character.

Fordola is fine but they nay have made her too much of a bitch in 4.0 for what they are trying to do with her. Now we now why she was such a bitch to the average mhigger but still.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Post [email protected] instead! :D

Snarelure
Snarelure

Sorry buckaroo, just went back to female.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

finally

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

QR removes quote
Thanks yoshi.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Unfortunately, you killed them all.

whereismyname
whereismyname

how many hours of fun can i have with 4.1

idontknow
idontknow

Damn it, not again.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

toon

JunkTop
JunkTop

females are worthless

girlDog
girlDog

Would you fanta back into a male for me?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Already am.

Emberfire
Emberfire

So guesses on to how the new hous buying will be handled when it drops?

Evilember
Evilember

Tell me how to black sclera on malera, I need this in my life

Illusionz
Illusionz

Guys why are we having early threads again?

Inmate
Inmate

Mashitus is getting triggered and very desperate, should have seen yesterday's spam. They are very insecure about the active population of the mudhut they call their server.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Post his face then.

WebTool
WebTool

Fray fears for us. He knows we cannot go on like this.
The voice...we must hearken to the voice...

Booteefool
Booteefool

decide to do cutscene heavy questline while a queue is up
I'm a special kind of fool, it seems.

Spamalot
Spamalot

looks gross
peteus has some very weird people on it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Guess who singlehandedly got everyone off their asses and liberated Ala Mhigo

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dio?

whereismyname
whereismyname

sch
healing

no sugar, you're not healing, you're getting carried by the other healer

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Epic.

farquit
farquit

Seriously what made you this salty? Tell us the story.

likme
likme

No scene where the mobs of angry Ala Mhigans are coldly informed they were only liberated as a side effect of hunting Shinryu

Firespawn
Firespawn

Cat with a big dumb hat!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Let us sit in a cirlce as equals
they actually sit on the floor
Really, you couldn't find a big fucking table or even some cushions?

WebTool
WebTool

I like it when a SCH uses deploy and negates a mechanic, but sadly that's the only contribution from them I can feel in a fight.

It's very visible in Shin EX actually. They are dogshit on heal check. I instantly bene one add and heal 3 others all by myself. And SCH are massive crybabies too. The cry for buff in 4.1 was ridiculous.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Implying they need to heal when Adlo and Succor makes the other healers' jobs redundant anyway

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Dye it black for extra meme points.

takes2long
takes2long

Should I

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw people will remember him for the sloppy meme instead of his last words
An ending to mark a new beginning...My pain! My longing! You shall have it all!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I Say post beautiful
You sat post cats instead
Hehehehe

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Rebind your keys instead of flat out gimping yourself.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

M'Naago is M'Wife!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Should I level monk of dragoon next? the only melee dps I have is samurai at the moment

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

But that was black! I don't have the money for jet black dye.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

When is someone going to give me permission to post my character

Booteefool
Booteefool

Which one should I go with?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

left

Snarelure
Snarelure

none catboys are gross

SniperWish
SniperWish

I give it to you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I rescind it from you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Left

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Post your character cutie.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I give it right back to you after tying up that other anon.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is your character cute?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Rude but true
But it's too late for me to change.

Left it is, then.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

All pretty gay

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Already did

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

[muffled refusals in the distance]

likme
likme

Be my boyfriend

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

These apples are far too large. Who would even eat the Grannysmith apples? No one eats those anymore because they simply do not exist. Green or red, that's it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Catboyposting season is closed

girlDog
girlDog

you can use a minion and a companion at the same time now
This is kinda cool, I always wanted to keep both when running around for quests.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Abe is:
friends with the top players of the game
deeply involved in behind the scenes with tier 1 players
talks to cute girls like pic related
has godly DPS and is a better healer than anyone from /xivg/ could ever hope to play with
Why do you cuckolds make fun of him again?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Any one know any smol dresses with a cape that can be used as a hat girl glam? Already got the top hat covered

idontknow
idontknow

i don't see any cute girls in that pic

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Keep at it baby, you'll get there someday.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

how do your 4.1 endeavors go and how are the swimming spots in the housing districts?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Shut up, nerd.

SniperGod
SniperGod

make nice friend
converse easily with
overtime get more flustered and hesitant as i enjoy talking to them more
barely talk to them now

SniperWish
SniperWish

I got my squad emotes!!

RumChicken
RumChicken

The closest your gonna get is the vampire chest with a skirt.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I had to double-take to make sure this tab wasn't /indie/.

Lunatick
Lunatick

These are your tanks for the evening.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

My 4.1 endeavors go like being a cheesed shitter with slow kill times and blue median's unlike Abe.

RumChicken
RumChicken

do I get a reward for being top dps?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Still tapping my Cleric Stance key even without it slotted.
Please revert this, Yoshi.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Congrats!!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

nice ps3

idontknow
idontknow

Aika is a top healer of the game unlike all of you who are nobody's.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Do NOT bully ohayous!!

Illusionz
Illusionz

why's vjamal still here

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

what does this show, apart from that yysara is a top 1% player on most of the game's hardest content?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Teach me how to get my own paypiggies!!!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

le "muh median" meme people who cherry pick upload their parses use to make other people feel bad

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Not my game anymore.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yysara isn't top 1%. Nobody plays RDM. There's no competition because any good player plays a meta class.

Yysara is top 1% at the special olympics and it shows in his group kill speeds whereas Aika isn't a nobody and his static is good.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

doing dailies
see a DRK fighting a mob... very... slowly... at the same location as my quest
decide to help him out, kill it fast
no thanks
no emote
not even acknowledgement
doesn't stay around to help out with mine
get to next spot
same thing happens
just fucks off like before
I mean, I wasn't expecting him to gush all over or anything, but a simple "thanks" or a wave or ANYTHING would've been nice.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Slowly getting my new craft shit. I wish yellow scrips weren't so cancerous to grind out. And alchemics weren't so goddamn expensive on the MB.

takes2long
takes2long

how sad of a life do you have to have to worship ffxiv players

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Isn't Verraise and the ease of playing it on new fights a good strength for RDM?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah, you get to do six hours of squats over a campfire in a pair of black summer trunks.

MPmaster
MPmaster

you got a rotation you can provide?

5mileys
5mileys

cant be any more sad than elk's excuse of a life

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

all im seeing are orange parses homie. and this aika person is a friend of yours? never heard of them.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

please turn off that shitty dof

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

orange percentiles are now bad

Okay guess I won't even try on fflogs anymore.

Booteefool
Booteefool

RDM is easy period your rotation almost doesn't matter so you don't have to think as to what buttons you're pressing. Your percentile at the end looks good by default because nobody plays RDM anymore lol

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Irrational people with grudges will come up with anything to shit on those they dislike.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I can do it!
server?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Meyow~

Techpill
Techpill

nobody else in the world has tried running 100m
you have done so in two minutes
you are the fastest in the world
ergo running 100m in two minutes is not abysmal
Ok Yysara

SniperGod
SniperGod

These new persistent emotes are pretty neat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

using 1 healing gcd on o1s sure is so much more difficult
you're a fucking retard stop worshipping people who are better than you

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Getting orange percentiles doesn't mean you're good. Theres all sorts of ways to cheese it now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

anything above 90 is just who can cheese the most while being fed by your raid. standing in fire, aoe spam, 99% balance uptime, etc.

girlDog
girlDog

male characters played by irl males

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why are people even caring about parses right now? Wait until the content is actually fully figured out and people can pad.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Are you somehow implying that people don't competitively parse anymore?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Cutting out healing from a floor and working with a cohealer that you have no control over isn't difficult compared to pressing literally whatever buttons you want because you're a DPS monkey
LMAO

Techpill
Techpill

The Gilgamesh raiding community, Gordias Savage, and the fflogs community was a mistake.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

If your highest historicals and your medians are at least purple you're doing good. Most of the people shit talking don't raid anyway.

DeathDog
DeathDog

are cool and not dumb

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yeah thats me what up

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i would respect colin's samefagging more if he played ast

idontknow
idontknow

Mentally ill trannies find issue with this

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

t. retard who has zero idea of how optimization works
kill yourself

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what is of ups boyos?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lmao how do I play this shit

askme
askme

t. Shitter with abysmal kill times and bad parses on easy content who swears he "knows how optimization works"
post logs KEK

RumChicken
RumChicken

you first

StonedTime
StonedTime

How about instead of getting mad about things out of our control, we just post more cats?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

fflogs.com/rankings/character/8327985/17/#metric=dps
Sure kiddo now post yours

RumChicken
RumChicken

week 3 clear

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

mentally ill trannies
wet liquids
hot fire

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Got any decent rotations? It's like double the normal 2 star stuff

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is this like one of those things where people who arent getting orange parses make excuses for why the people above them are above them rather than accepting their shortcomings?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Aika got recruited by the world second static and you will berate him for clearing late even though he didn't clear in week 3, and he is obviously strong and held back by his group kill yourself KEK

girlDog
girlDog

Oh man, Coerthas West Highlands is great. Had to turn off the mount music just for this area.
Also these deepeyes are fucking adorable. Please tell me there's a minion of these things.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

reddit.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

abe's asleep guys

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Please tell me there is a minion of these things.
My friend I have wonderful news for you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

There's a minion of those things.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

link the thread

StonedTime
StonedTime

they think only one person hates abe
Actually if you wrote down every name it would be as thick as a phonebook.

eGremlin
eGremlin

the new hairflowers are really nice ;)

Methshot
Methshot

Abe is 100 times better player than you'll ever be so it's normal to be jealous

SniperWish
SniperWish

YES.

SHIT. Guess I need to actually learn how to play Verminion.
Alternatively, if it's possible, I can feed someone the achievement in return for the same.

w8t4u
w8t4u

we know it's elk, mumu, phil, beepy and a couple of others

Bidwell
Bidwell

good thing mentally ill trannies have no opinion worth listening to

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why do parses matter?
This isn't a thread full of hardcore raiders, right?
Who ares man, we're just here to play videogames and have fun.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tranny is asshurt because abe heals better than he ever will
LOL

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

you will never be pathetic enough to annonymously defend someone in a video game thread
feels good man

RavySnake
RavySnake

forgot the pic -_-

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

challenge mode: if U dont have better parses than abe U can't criticize him

happy_sad
happy_sad

wrong glamour

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'd love to see his "I have a real job" logs I'm sure they are very impressive lmao.

askme
askme

is that chocolate au ra here

FastChef
FastChef

Just start a conversation again. Most people aren't going to be upset or demeaning and if they are then you know that they aren't worth talking to anymore.

Being scared of conversation is rough (I also have social anxiety), but every time I actually get out and do stuff I have fun (even with strangers), so I know it's an illogical mental position.

Forget about the risks and just jump in! You have the anonymity of the internet working for you too.

idontknow
idontknow

he's a famous writer

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

who drew this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

but i like this glamour.....

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anyone have clips of the new emotes? Bonus if male characters.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Aika has a real job he doesn't need to be NEET to be a better player than you and get 99th percentile in more than "Drinks Paks's piss and only spends my money on futa commissions and estrogen" logs

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

An artist you will never get to because they never draw anything for people other than patreon supporters.

Evilember
Evilember

uh no it's common sense. someone who cheeses will do better than you given equal skill.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Looks like Memeika is really "bored" tonight.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

? post it i can pay lol

Playboyize
Playboyize

w-which glamour should i use then.....

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ITT: Trannies get defensive cause they're irrelevant and have no friends unlike Abe lol

StonedTime
StonedTime

How much of my semen can they tank?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i have a clip of my sweaty shirtless catboy doing push-ups but i can't post it here.....

SniperGod
SniperGod

;)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yeah, this annoys me too. I always try to be polite to people that help me with leveling quests.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Which one?

DeathDog
DeathDog

he can't read watermarks.

JunkTop
JunkTop

B L A C K O W N E D

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

the futa one with red/pinkish iris's

SniperGod
SniperGod

If you insist!

WebTool
WebTool

I want to hug...

viagrandad
viagrandad

ty
CUTE

Firespawn
Firespawn

Oh. Nevermind, that's not my cocoa'ra.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The one that isn't a cash grab fanboy reference to a previous game.

FastChef
FastChef

OwO

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ok friend.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

post her anyway if she's cute

SniperWish
SniperWish

I appreciate it, anon. You made my day better.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Cat.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

is there a guide for the grand company shit
like I have no idea where to start. I recruited some cuties but that's as far as I've gone

Bidwell
Bidwell

Thank you!

Skullbone
Skullbone

[email protected]

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Y-yeah no problem anon.

SniperGod
SniperGod

more cats
Au Ra post.
The gentleman in your squadron explains it all if you talk to him. Basically just do your challenge log to unlock more recruits, and when you send them out on missions make sure the numbers up top are in blue, that means you're going to beat the mission.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'd just wait for a really good * turn in anon, it can really just reduce the grind if you're patient
gratsu
eh???

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

you're all cute!

Nojokur
Nojokur

lol

Inmate
Inmate

You'd look cute in those fluffy ears.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

anyone have the ivalice tank top? i can't find any images of it

Inmate
Inmate

It dropped for me but I passed on it. It looks exactly like this though, just blue iirc.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Nobody wants to hug males playing males

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why are Lalafell players pure cringe? They are either terrible at the game or emote every 5 seconds throughout a dungeon.

TreeEater
TreeEater

that's ugly as fuck

Skullbone
Skullbone

Which of you is this?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw it's too late to do shinryu EX blind
Having to work on patch week sucks.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

How aboot the Ivalice NIN top?

askme
askme

*dunks your head in forever*

SniperWish
SniperWish

it's only been two days since it's been out. trust me there is plenty of people still going in blind.

likme
likme

tfw can't find a class to main for clears/savage

i may have to unsub again

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

don't

King_Martha
King_Martha

PLD or WHM.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Well, I'll let you judge if she's cute or not. Just be warned. I'm awful at taking snapshots in this game, so she's probably cuter in reality than she actually appears here.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Are all of you in the same Fc?

whereismyname
whereismyname

PLD
holy spirits is boring as fuck and feels so clunky as a sword + board tank

WHM
i mained that for all 3 alexanders. enough is enough

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

no

what server

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

make sure to exercise today!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Can I exercise with you?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

AST or RDM.

Evilember
Evilember

Is it possible to make a macro so I can heal both with mouse over, while also acting regularly if I have someone targeted?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Nobody plays RDM
No competition
This is the uploaded parses over the last 24 hours for Savage

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

RDM
most boring class i have played in this game tbqh

AST
ugh. is SCH still shit?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Would any tank or DPS on Aether like to do expert roulette? Look for K.T. in the PF, password is 4444!

TreeEater
TreeEater

sure!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

my bird is the STRONGEST in all of eorzea

SniperWish
SniperWish

what server

RumChicken
RumChicken

I haven't touched SCH in SB so I can't say. Just roll a dice or work on DoH/DoL if you haven't already.

Or take a break.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

All this work required for MCH
While RDM is cookie cutter playdoh
Maybe I go back to SMN for dps

JunkTop
JunkTop

Goodnight everyone!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i just took a 2 month break lmao

Booteefool
Booteefool

Wanna J/O?
work

Firespawn
Firespawn

brrrrrrrrapt

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

smn is fun now

MPmaster
MPmaster

Just in case your reason for the number of parses came down to the many pugs that haven't cleared 4S. This is Neo Exdeath for the 24-hour period.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Well then, I don't know. Find someone to occupy your time with.

5mileys
5mileys

That squat form
Goodbye knees.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

wtf i hate butts now

JunkTop
JunkTop

Femroe

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

nobody GOOD plays rdm

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I havent played it much since SB started but the recent update for it seems nice

likme
likme

The statement was "no one plays RDM" and that there is "no competition". Here's Shinryu EX's lifespan, too

Inmate
Inmate

red mage is like, the most popular class for progression so why are you talking like its machinist

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

that wasn't me idiot, just saying theres not much competition

RavySnake
RavySnake

If it's cross server or you're on Adamantoise, I'm game.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

But what of my EB?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I didn't claim it was you, idiot. Again, the original statement I replied to is the one I quoted.
not much competition
Yet again, three images for you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Like thats stopped you before.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Would they mind?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I tried getting in SMN a while back, but the response delays on the pet actions were a bit too much for me. Are they fixed now, or is there a way to deal with them?
Also, I hear the bahamut summoning stuff limits movement quite a bit. How is the level 50+ gameplay for the job?

Booteefool
Booteefool

/ac "Heal" <mo>
/ac "Heal" <t>
Swap them around if you want to prioritize target

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I wonder how many people are doing old raids and such for the first time now that the roulette exists.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

toon

Methshot
Methshot

yeah because no one good plays it IDIOT can you not read?

Skullbone
Skullbone

/ac "spell Name" <t>
/ac "spell name" <mo>

another one is <tt> which target's target so the person that has the aggro of the mob.

if that's what you need, but to be honest it would be better to rely on keys or keybind your members to mouse. It depends really on what you feel comfortable in doing. I usually just have the person tanking focus target and using my Fs key to heal.

Evilember
Evilember

Thinking of boosting a MNK, but might consider DRG.

How difficult are their rotations? How fun are they?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Different data center, sorry. I'm sure we'll both get it eventually, though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Can you? The original statement I replied to did not suddenly change, I don't care what someone else's view of "good" means. It doesn't change fact

idontknow
idontknow

I lost count of how many skalla runs I did today, I saw every chest piece dropping, except the casting one, I don't even want the hat anymore.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

i never read that post dork lol

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How do you mean? Mind sharing your keybinds with me? I'd appreciate it a lot!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Nothing is wrong with calling an alter ego "Toon"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

really liked the dynamic of Yda and Papalymo
Bought skip potion; find out Paps is dead
Lyse isn't quite as charming or fun, especially without the straight man to her act
The writing in Stormblood has her just become really annoying with pitter-patters of being charming and likeable thrown here and there

I really want to blame the bulk of my complaints on the shoddy writing. I get what they were going for with Lyse, but whomever they had writing most of her dialogue and interactions just kind of dropped the ball.

Fordola, personally, became a more compelling character than Lyse. And honestly, when Fordola showed up initially I thought she'd be obnoxious, annoying, and dumb. And yeah, she's not a GREAT character at all but she's got potential. Lyse has potential too, but we just spent the first bulk of an expansion with a very badly written Lyse.

Alisaie and Alphinaud were at least entertaining as wonderful shittalking siblings, and Gotetsu/Hien were great. But goddamn it, Lyse always felt like she was handled clumsily

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/wink

Just a joke, That isn't something you should do with strangers, you never know what might happen.

Methshot
Methshot

It's fairly nice.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Then how come you used to do it all the time on alts?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I hate all the ala mhigo characters
I wish the expansion was just doma
yugiri > lyse

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post Au Ras!~

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

10/10, would tickle tummy

w8t4u
w8t4u

Au Ra are the BEST!

Skullbone
Skullbone

xaela scum...

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ala Mhigo needed more lush and elaborate art direction; I honestly think the really drab, dry, and somewhat stale setting really hampered a lot of the otherwise decent stories to be told there.

Doma WAS way more interesting. We got a lot of fun lore, met some interesting/memorable characters, and shit felt like a pretty exotic adventure where we lacked the resources we had in Eorzea.

The Ala Mhigo Resistance had some decent characters in the form of M'Naago and... Carver? I forgot his name. They weren't exactly memorable at all but they weren't offensively bad. And just by typing that do I realize how low I've dropped the bar

WebTool
WebTool

One day I'll be not shit at using the group pose tool.
But today is not that day.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

UGLY

Flameblow
Flameblow

All the time?
Now you're just making assumptions.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Your duskie is fairly nice.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You were fairly well known for it. You don't get the nickname Rena Masturbator for nothing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anyone willing to lend a friendly muppet anon a hand?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Someone post what the skalla caster coat looks like dyed pure white pls

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You're just RACIST!

TreeEater
TreeEater

you called yourself racist

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

why do people who play female characters pretend to like male characters?

whereismyname
whereismyname

misquote

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yes, because no one on 4chan has ever exaggerated anything before ever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is Rammbroes' tool something we can get?

To mess with you specifically.

Methshot
Methshot

It may be exaggerated, but surely based in truth to some degree. You have fapped with random anons, no?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I can't really speak for DRG, I got it to 60 but kinda hated it the whole time. MNK... the rotations require you to move around nearly constantly; if you just park behind or at the flank of an enemy you're going to do crap damage. That said, once you've got it down to muscle memory it's pretty easy to just pay attention to how the tank is positioning the mob and just... do your thing. The hardest thing about MNK is keeping your GL stacks between trashpulls or boss phases.

WebTool
WebTool

We all want to fuck with your perception of reality.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I never denied it, I just don't think it's generally a good idea nor was it something I did all the time.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

As is yours, though you actually exist.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Hot bars 1, 2 and 4 are just 1 - 12 with the second and third being Shift+ and Alt+
while my third hot bar is just Shift Z - M then rebinding R, T and F for easy access to certain actions.
You really have to find what you like so, I would suggest messing around with them and pressing the F#s
or clicking focus target. I assume you play on KnM, but if you don't, I know that the controller has a feature
of using the analog buttons to select members.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

No picture this time?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I mean the 2nd and 4th being Shift + # and Alt + #

StonedTime
StonedTime

Does anyone have a screenshot of the Ivalice casting body? Haven't seen it yet and uncertain if it's anything worth changing outfits for.

hairygrape
hairygrape

you are ONLY allowed to reply to this post if you've cleared shinryu
any other kids need not apply

Lunatick
Lunatick

Healer has some condescending macro as his revive

w8t4u
w8t4u

I want an Elezen girl friend

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Are you elezen?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I see! Thank you very much for sharing!

TreeEater
TreeEater

Nothing appropriate on my phone.

Evilember
Evilember

Never tease someone in a dungeon. Karma will come back to bite you and make you look like an ass.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

All those other pics were saved on your phone?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

even better when you die because they can't use aoe heals properly

Evilember
Evilember

keep getting tanks who can't stop moving the boss everywhere

Maybe I shouldn't play DRG/MNK. That shit drives me nuts

SniperGod
SniperGod

Healer has "Yo buddy, still alive?" as their revive macro

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

/pet

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Man the storyline for the new raid is really, really hard to give a shit about if you never played FFT/FF12 or whatever.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Storytime. What happened?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

he didn't play FFT

How the fuck did you not

DeathDog
DeathDog

This is the only Final Fantasy game I have ever played. I don't really like turn-based games.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Nice dragoon cosplay Anon!

idontknow
idontknow

Made fun of an RDM for getting nuked by Ancient Flare and then ate one myself on the very next round.

I take it as a lesson in humility.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Then you'll love FFXV!
Nope, couldn't type that with a straight face.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How high a level should I be to be reasonable able to unsync WoD? I need me a puff, and I doubt I'll get it anytime soon fighting people for rolls.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Red Mage has "get the verfuck up!"/some other forced ver-phrase or "healers owe me 3600 MP"

viagrandad
viagrandad

You cannot unsync alliance raids.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Didn't they add that in 4.1?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Tank goes all out before we even take one step in the dungeon

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i guess.. no ones cleared..

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

RIP.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Stupid WAR, he thinks he can use the patented PLD opener.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I want to punt you like a football

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want to befriend this Wildwood.

Snarelure
Snarelure

wtf?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

As well you should.
Also, cute mom-elf.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Hello

takes2long
takes2long

generic face 1 au ra #13529453845

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

About to fight a boss
Catboy healer licks my face
Stop being gay. I know it was one of you faggots

MPmaster
MPmaster

I wish there were that male male au ra's.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Why don't au ra males ever tank?

JunkTop
JunkTop

So what's the deal with hidden canals of uznair? How are they different from the notmal? I haven't seen a single post or thread about them

happy_sad
happy_sad

just different (better) drops

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

There are.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I normally make a post when I run dungeons. Perhaps we can adventure sometime.

Je vous remercie

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Lizards! i removed the depth of field guys stop bullying

Bidwell
Bidwell

wow put it back

iluvmen
iluvmen

No new mechanics?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

mechanics in casual content
lol nice one

farquit
farquit

Why would there be? It's the same shit as Canals, and canals was the same shit as aquapolis.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I do actually. So does

idontknow
idontknow

Suppose I'll have to keep an eye open. Unless you're on a different data center, in which case suppose I'll do nothing.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

But i don't know how to make it not look bad...

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I demand depth of field lizard screen shots

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'd wager a large majority of them do!

massdebater
massdebater

Can someone give me the tldr on the whole Ivalice quest thing. I never played ff11 or whatever game its referencing.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Why is literally every male au ra ever a tank?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh no i'm confused now

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

there's no TLDR
Ivalice was the nation that FFT took place in
Rabanastre was a city in dalmasca from FF12
they have no real connection to their namesakes in XIV

Evilember
Evilember

LEAVE IT OFF

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Boing

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

To protect all the cuties obviously.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Okey, sorry for the bother...

Methnerd
Methnerd

This setting really dosen't do shit

RavySnake
RavySnake

Long time ago there were airships and shit. That all got destroyed. Thousand and change years later there was a big war across multiple feudal kingdoms with two heroes, Delita and Ramza. Except Ramza was stricken from official records because churches are assholes and the only record recognizing him was deemed heretical. Even more unnecessary time later, the war is only considered a fairy tale except by a bunch of theater people, a few of which are Ramza's descendents and they want to bring the truth of it all to light. Also zodiac stones (the white rocks) turn people into demons.

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw lonely

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tell me about dude

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

:(

Emberburn
Emberburn

That's why it's ticked off.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

my FC hardly ever even talks to one another. I kind of want to leave but I know a bunch of them irl and it would be awkward.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Thats it eppi-chan, more more, Daddys so close sweetie

King_Martha
King_Martha

Does anyone want to play warframe

w8t4u
w8t4u

Left my old FC because it was practically dead, nobody logged on or talked to one another
Now completely alone because the only people on my friends list probably forgot that they even added me

King_Martha
King_Martha

Which FC

Flameblow
Flameblow

your choice of video games is terrible

Illusionz
Illusionz

I'll be your friend bitch. Gilgamesh

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Not with you

Soft_member
Soft_member

But the new update just came out..

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's not on Mateus in case you're wondering.

Nojokur
Nojokur

What did you do. How did you mess this up

w8t4u
w8t4u

"but the trash is fresh, thrown in the dumpster just yesterday!"

warframe SUCKS

massdebater
massdebater

Roughly how much DPS should a MNK and BLM be putting out in Sirensong Sea? I just had a group where the MNK did ~1.3k singletarget, 1.8k AoE, and the BLM 1k singletarget, 1.6k AoE. That... seems not terribly much to me, given how slow the whole run felt, but I mainly play healers, so I don't really know.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm on admantoise

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

people were doing 2.6k single target damage at the end of HW so yeah ur group was retarded

MPmaster
MPmaster

I hate raise macros, I just have "raising <t>" so that healers don't waste their time slowly trying to raise someone because their swiftcast was on cooldown

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Space ninjas though :(
I mean I used to play vindictus for years and probably spent probably close to $10,000 on that piece of shit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

10k
Surely you're exaggerating.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Thanks spuds

RumChicken
RumChicken

look! it was the last large plot and there were a bunch of people sprinting toward it! i panicked alright?!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Almost done decorating my FC house with my friends. How about you?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

His mom gives him a big allowance

Nojokur
Nojokur

Haha yeah.. who would ever spend that much money on a game like that.. Disposable income was a bitch

Lunatick
Lunatick

well, your terrible choices seem to be consistent at least.

i enjoyed it back in update 7 enough to pay for a founder package but then update 8 happened and things steadily went downhill from there.
the core gameplay is alright but de just doesn't really have any idea what they're doing and the game boils down to an annoying amount of grind for not a hell of a lot of enjoyment. at least for me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

So what did you do...
I don't get why you filled a ticket out for it?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Then where?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Also the fact Matsuno was involved with and presumably approved design choices likely means both Tactics and 12 cuserically took place on Hydaelyn. "Ivalice" referred to the immediate landmass not the world or kingdom.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

got a medium shiro plot on balmung
dont know how to decorate it
dont have anyone to be there with so it doesnt matter anyways
whyd i buy this

Emberburn
Emberburn

who is THIS

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I've never played any FF game besides 10, but to be honest I was way more of a fan of Skies of Arcadia and barely managed to beat it after having played the fuck out of SoA:L on gamecube. I hear 12 might be something I'm interested in though, the protagonist looks like such a gaywad though its really difficult for me to sell myself. Should I stop being so superficial or does it actually have an intolerable protagonist? Its really difficult to live up to Vyse.

Also should I gear up dragoon or red mage? I know how to play both and I have them both at 70, I just dunno which one!

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw the Lakshmi instance

King_Martha
King_Martha

i tried for a plot and didnt get one either, but i would have been in the same boat as you

5mileys
5mileys

Let me crash.

w8t4u
w8t4u

A ded lizard
4u

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

vaan isnt the protagonist of ff12 hes just the guy on the cover, the real protag is badass

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

who dis

Nojokur
Nojokur

the vril substitute fucks with your GCD to the point you might as well just not bother trying to DPS her while you need to use it

Booteefool
Booteefool

Vaan was changed to be the "main cover character" partway through development, it's normal to dislike him.

It was decent, but I don't really understand why a ton of people are heralding it as the best thing in the entire game.

Inmate
Inmate

Balmung guy looking mess up your place.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Wait, are they implying that Zenos somehow survived decapitating himself? Is he actually going to come back as an echo ghost?

SniperWish
SniperWish

If you don't mind i can decorate it while i level and do msq on my alt. Just throw in what ever you like. I enjoy decorating houses in this game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I can't sleep so now I'm playing this dumb game again.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I never actually played 12 myself so I can't comment on that. Stopping with the whole superficial thing is probably a good idea though.

As for the second point I play BLM so fuck I dunno DRG?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

at least they're fucking scripting the AI to respond to things, but it still sits at odds with all the other duties where they stand in the bad all day long

Lunatick
Lunatick

Was this just bait to get tank malera glams?
too bad for you, I wear this for all jobs!

w8t4u
w8t4u

can you not dye this or change its colour?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Your ally in the Red Mage quests will respond to things too.

Nojokur
Nojokur

MYSE MY WIFE
You can!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why the hell are there so many adamantoise anons after I leave the server. GDI

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Google told me Vaan was the protagonist, so I don't believe you

SniperGod
SniperGod

Let's remember it by posting an imgur album.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Did some Treasure Hunting, got some riches, got NIN to 50, and attempted Shinryu EX And failed.

All and all, not a bad night. How did your night go /xivg/?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I relocated my personal instead of free company house to the large shirogane plot in a moment of panic. I figured they can restore deleted characters.... why not this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

who dis

eGremlin
eGremlin

point is the scripting is so sporadic it almost feels like they might as well just not bother, your allies in the BLM quest don't react to anything, for instance.

FastChef
FastChef

All and all
All in all.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Vaan is the point of view character, but the story is about Ashe.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

its ward 4 number 38 but theres nothing to crash its pretty much empty.

appreciate the offer but i cant trust a random person not to snatch all my furniture and leave

Bidwell
Bidwell

He is and isn't. It is like the plot of the game is in a 2nd person perspective and Vaan is the 2nd person observing the plot.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

can buy new emotes, at ease and /attention

Anyone know what they look like?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

im tired okay? 3am here. But thank you.

likme
likme

Are you playing dumb?
Housing > Recolor furnishing or some shit

Nojokur
Nojokur

They said it would be somewhat different

Playboyize
Playboyize

You can't sell bound furniture and I have stuff i don't think i'll be able to use since i won't ever own a house. I got some event items. Don't have to trust me right away and i understand that.

Methshot
Methshot

wiping to 2nd boss in Rabanasty
paladin is whining that the dark knight is provoking off him when he's not in grit and just comboing
dark knight talkin shit
warrior dead silent
I'm just talking out my ass saying dumb shit in all caps because I'm a shit and it amuses my friends
catman in a pink suit pulls the boss
I stride right on out as our healer gets cleaved to death
rez him just as the barrier pops and he finds himself staring at a transluscent wall
me and my mates have a giggle as we watch the raid wipe and the whole thing gets abandoned

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

elk

Firespawn
Firespawn

its not there so i think you're guessing

viagrandad
viagrandad

sit on me please

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

SUMMONER

or

BLACK MAGE

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

you can't dye it, that kid is just a fucking idiot

Flameblow
Flameblow

blm

StonedTime
StonedTime

That structure doesn't sound terribly interesting to be quite honest. Why would I want to play as the objectively least interesting character?

iluvmen
iluvmen

join a shin prog party
people are actually capable of reaching the phase that was stated in pf description
its 3am so every goes to bed after lockout
I WAS SO CLOSE TO CLEARING WHYY

idontknow
idontknow

Because you control the entire party, not just Vaan.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nigga what I dyed it myself
Unless you're referring to the placard then you might wanna say what you even mean instead of taking shitty screenshots

happy_sad
happy_sad

Generic military emotes.

askme
askme

placecard in the center of the screen
its your fault i was dumb
o-okay

Emberburn
Emberburn

Oh I'm probably not the house pal you're looking for, good luck.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Fuck off Elk, you backstabbing lying two-faced piece of garbage

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's not in the center
Whatever neither of us are right

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Then don't play the game, you seem like you already decided you have no interest in other mainline Final Fantasy titles.

viagrandad
viagrandad

god my first run of rab today i had two catboys that were annoying as fuck
neither of the other tanks took the initiative to pull and were in sword so i'm like yeah i'll just mt
some catboy RDM on his ass with a genji weapon kept complaining and telling people to "not die" like that was particularly helpful advice
the other catboy was a pld who randomly provoked like 3 different times and lost aggro within 1 combo because he had a verity weapon and guys i raid ;)

also he facepulled trash pulls without waiting for people at all
jesus fucking christ if you're going to mt a raid then at least communicate

SniperGod
SniperGod

Go Summoner, it's fuckin great mate

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

everyone was talking about Gaius being alive
now apparently there are implications that Zenos survived in some way
What the hell is going on with the Garleans?

Techpill
Techpill

Why do you deserve it?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The best part about new 24 man raids is how bad everyone is. It makes for great stories

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

are you that one lizard?

likme
likme

No.

Skullbone
Skullbone

The quality of 24 mans is proportional to how inept people are at clearing them on average for the first days.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm top dps and cute!

RavySnake
RavySnake

I don't know who to listen to.

massdebater
massdebater

I don't see how that's different from any Final Fantasy game, you control everyone in battle in FFX, but Tidus in the main character. From the way its being described, it'd be like if you took FFX and added a new character named Bob who was the PoV character, while the entire story was about Tidus. It sounds kind of lame.
Its not that I don't have interest, its just that I've never really gotten excited about one enough to play one. I don't dislike them, I've just never had one really catch my eye to get me curious or excited enough to try it myself.

The closest I've come since middle school FFX was Lost Odyssey because I heard it was "basically a really good final fantasy game" but that turned out to be turbo lame. It was one of the first times in my life I had started a game and made the decision to not finish it. Boo.

RavySnake
RavySnake

blm is really satisfying imo, big numbers and its easy to play :v

FastChef
FastChef

yeah I'm really happy with rab after even one run
design is great and the mechanics are fun (and no gimme shit like diabolos dotting himself)
the sad thing is my alt only has rdm and pretty much the extent of my DPS 24man stories is "i took aggro and died after the main tank died"

but it'll be funny if that happens because my alt is literally i305 right now

easy to play just like you :v

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

While true, if you have to move as a blm you can kiss all of your dps goodbye

Methnerd
Methnerd

You aren't

WebTool
WebTool

Flip a coin. If you don't decide what you're hoping it'll land as while airborne, then do what it says.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm a good boy and want to feel you!

Evilember
Evilember

get this shit off my server.

Nojokur
Nojokur

oh... okay...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

god i hope they have dicks

happy_sad
happy_sad

hey wtf... not nice!

that's what triplecast, swiftcast and your procs are for babyy :D

mateus is my server and i approve of such actions.

massdebater
massdebater

Autumnal Maple Trees
4.5 mil
was 800k when I got my first ones
What the heck happened?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yysara was doing the same shit the other day
guess this is why you rarely see them on balmung anymore LOL

StonedTime
StonedTime

Jealous?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I got SMN twice. I don't know if this is gonna be a mistake or not.

whereismyname
whereismyname

It doesn't sound too different than X really. Again, never played it myself, but while Tidus was the player character the story was really more about Yuna.

King_Martha
King_Martha

fuck man i dunno maybe there was a massive housing rush a few days ago

SniperGod
SniperGod

youtube.com/watch?v=HYCDcNOOvPE

JunkTop
JunkTop

They were already at 1.9 mil yesterday and there was a healthy supply.

SniperGod
SniperGod

what no it isnt

SniperWish
SniperWish

No one does aquapolis anymore, SE killed its way to be obtained.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah, that's right.. though Tidus does have a little more presence in his own story. I won't claim that Vaan is well written or anything, but both he and Tidus existed for a reason, and that reason is to give the player a naive surrogate through which to reasonably gain exposition by asking questions about the world most anyone else would think is obvious.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What do you mean by that? Are maps hard to come by now?

farquit
farquit

nobody does aquapolis anymore
You can still do it very easily if you have a bud or 2
dragonskins are typically dirt cheap, assuming you don't use an allowance on them

Inmate
Inmate

Did you remember to /bombdance with your EB today, /xivg/?

Playboyize
Playboyize

HEY WHATS UP

TreeEater
TreeEater

Everyone just does the new ones, which lead to The Lost Canals of Uznair or something like that.
Of course but that's why the price went up.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

thank you!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How much of the story was dictated by Tidus' own decisions, rather than "Yuna [reason]"? Refer to

RumChicken
RumChicken

Crafting shit my man.

Inmate
Inmate

then what are you?

Emberburn
Emberburn

ERP is not gay
It's not!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

erp is gay af and anyone who does it should reevaluate their life.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Please remove the nude mod and retake this
that jpg leg skin is the worst shit ever

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've lost count of how many times i've cum to you.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Will you erp with me bun hun?

likme
likme

server?

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm glad catboyposting is over.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

In fairness to Tidus, there are a couple of important story beats that wouldn't come about if he didn't exist. He's better written in that regard than Vaan.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

those textures
that skin color
that filter
those claws
metallic at that
stomach seam

Jesus christ please get some form of taste

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

me2

idontknow
idontknow

I have $75k/yr position in my career right now and I'm going to college part-time and I erp sometimes because its literally the only thing that I legitimately feel reconnects me to my younger self

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

y-y-y-you would e-e-e-erp somelike l-l-l-like m-me, a-anon? its s-so impure! o///o;;!!

good for you! sounds like you got your shit in order. i was joking tho, about the whole erp thinggg :>

askme
askme

why would you hate catbois?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

what

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

they're fucking cringe lol

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I have lots of taste but none for you

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm not saying he isn't important, but he's definitely not the main focus. Yuna without Tidus still goes on her pilgrimage, probably fails but there's still the intent of the story intact. Tidus without Yuna washes up in Besaid, probably ends up joining the Aurochs officially as their new ace and just faffs about. Which actually sounds neat too who do I write to get X-3 as that.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You keep tellin' yourself that, bud

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah well I play one and I'm not cringe
checkmate idoit

RavySnake
RavySnake

i'm gonna smooch you all over!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

you're literally cringe right now fucking STUPID cat idiot

Soft_member
Soft_member

Hey

iluvmen
iluvmen

hey~

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Oh no, yeah. I'm the one who you referred to. I just thought it prudent to amend my statement.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You wouldn't smooch a corpse

girlDog
girlDog

[1:52] has logged out.

happy_sad
happy_sad

hey succubus (male) how are your adventures on erpteus going?

SniperWish
SniperWish

How do I get more storage? Besides Retainers, that is. The Armoire is incredibly limited.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Man at least try to hide the bad textures if you're so insistent on using the nude mod, not that it'd be much of an improvement.

Evilember
Evilember

she says "ishgard" 3 times in 3 different sentences
also says "dragon"
nowhere in the translation it says the word ishgard or dragon
Every fucking time.
Is the story even about Final Fantasy anymore?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The Armoire is incredibly limited.
It's unlimited storage, but what you're allowed to put in there is restricted to stupid achievement/event/account mail garbage

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

pay 2 extra loonies a month for an extra retainer

what do you have that's taking up so much space?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Trying to level every class is hard.
can't throw away Crafter leveling gear
can't throw away Gatherer leveling gear, especially post level 30 stuff
glams
gear sets for every class
event stuff like the Yokai and Makai gear

RumChicken
RumChicken

I don't think Japan uses pronouns as much/in the same way as us, so you hear the noun a lot more often in their speech.

TechHater
TechHater

Hiyah~
You say that as if you don't know already.
Relaxing mostly. Lots of tell's.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw Godbert decides to be completely serious

Supergrass
Supergrass

Well it's not really a translation, but a localization. It has to be that way because the english dubbing needs to sound natural.
I'd personally have preferred if they just translated the dialogue like an anime sub but I'm an enormous weeb.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How the hell do you even convert a city's name into a pronoun? she was obviously talking about the pointless war between ishgard and the dravanians, but in the translation they used metaphors for whatever reason the translator thought it would be better.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I like how not long after that you start providing unconditional charity through M'Naago.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How do I get the new hairstyles?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I finally got my house into a presentable state; let me know what you think!

imgur.com/a/JMZ9F

happy_sad
happy_sad

Are you listening with JP audio?

Inmate
Inmate

The two newest ones are default. You have them unlocked by default.

hairygrape
hairygrape

That fucking feel when the chance to fail in gathering an item is lower than the chance to HQ gather it.
And you obtain nothing twice.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Thenx. Besides that, there are only 3 you can get otherwise, right? The two Modern Aesthetics from the Prize Vendor and the one from the Modern Aesthetics Saleswoman?

happy_sad
happy_sad

do you like catboys

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I like NAMAZU!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Ya, you can get some other ones from those vendors in the golden saucer or you can buy a few from the Mog Station.
There are few that are from Holiday events that you can't really get atm.

SniperWish
SniperWish

You don't need to be a weeb to expect a good translation from a subscription game.
I like the FF lore and everything that makes the FF world, it's annoying to read deformed facts in a good title of the same series I like.

Of course, I don't care about the cringey dub. I want to enjoy FF not a dumbed down version of it, though my bitching about it probably won't make any difference at this point in time, but I'll still bitch about it because that's all I can do, knowing that it hasn't been fixed in years before I started playing the game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY ERP BROTHELS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN SHIROGANE ALREADY

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Mnaago doesn't do /joy

And people riot over some houses instead? Sad.

Flameblow
Flameblow

2

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is there anything that boosts GP regen instead of just giving you back a big chunk of GP?

JunkTop
JunkTop

A trait but it's meh.

Inmate
Inmate

Is the story even about Final Fantasy anymore?
faggot poser

likme
likme

The level 70 passive.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You get a whole +1 regen.

WebTool
WebTool

Anyone have a screenshot of the Ivalice casting hat ? I'm still gunning for that slick Skalla coat but maybe I could deal with this coat if the matching hat isn't too bad.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's a nice house but why is there a table with merchants or whatever that is? Why does a living space have a randomly places sales desk that sells nothing?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Then what you're hearing would probably be more along the lines of "The people of Ishgard are as ignorant as the dragons. The people of Ishgard do what the fathers of the people of Ishgard did without question". Not exactly easy to convey strictly in English, because Japanese has vastly different grammatical rules.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That's kinda lame.

Booteefool
Booteefool

that's 20% over time
every 5 ticks you get a free 5gp compared to before

WebTool
WebTool

The middle one is a mender which my tenants use, the other two are merchants that do sell useful stuff I use a lot.

FastChef
FastChef

Does any class get "different" dialogue in SB MSQ like Dragoon did in HW?

massdebater
massdebater

No.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Do you want a home or a mall? Choose 1

WebTool
WebTool

I want convenient vendors nearby while crafting lol

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

how are scholars and astrologians right now?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Small moments/references here and there, like in this most recent MSQ patch I found this little nod to the SB PLD questline since you duel this dude at one point

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Meta

likme
likme

You can craft anywhere in the world, don't turn your only personal space into a hermit hole

Flameblow
Flameblow

Where dey at?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

post happy au ras!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

it's to convenient having all that in one place

RumChicken
RumChicken

glub

Booteefool
Booteefool

I know, that's what I was expecting to read, not metaphors. The screenshot is just an example, as I said she uses the word 3 times and in 3 different sentences, that dialog is just one of them.
Have you cleared that dungeon? change your audio settings to jap, go to the inn and hear in the replay for yourself, I swear it's completely made up bullshit.

farquit
farquit

Stop it

Emberburn
Emberburn

Out of the jobs you've played, what's the most fun this patch?

WebTool
WebTool

stop wut

TechHater
TechHater

Well, I'm glad you're not in charge of translating anything I give a fuck about.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How big is it?

MPmaster
MPmaster

MCH

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is it possible to macro normal mining?

Evilember
Evilember

why would you
it's like 6 buttons
unless you mean hitting the node
then no

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yes, the node hitting was what I meant. Damn. I wish I could just tell the game that I mean to spend all my attempts on the same thing, like a quick synthesis for gathering.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

One example for all is the butchered Midgardsormr dialogue before HW, that leaves half of the player base confused as to what exactly is going on. But hey, at least we got ye olde english in there.
Still, this game seems nowhere as bad in this as say tera, where they completely removed bunch of msq quests.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Haurchefant dialogue changed in english
cutscene still has the same animations where your player reacts to his pervert dialogue in JP
bravo KF

StonedTime
StonedTime

So, what do you guys think about RDM and SAM?

Booteefool
Booteefool

they
their
those are at least two instances in the English translation where in Japanese they would use proper nouns instead.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

samurai is fun and lets me flaunt my edick with my parses

Techpill
Techpill

I wrote a script to download every thread in its entirety. every image, every post, archived.

Perfection.

Methshot
Methshot

its good

Flameblow
Flameblow

Macros are kinda limited, I tried to use some but the result was not very useful.
Sometimes it's more efficient and faster just clicking like always.

Flameblow
Flameblow

why did ada make that "trap" album

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

To show people himself naked, why the fuck else?

iluvmen
iluvmen

SAM feels too good for how little drawback it has. It has all the dps of MNK with way more job synergy and no worry of losing stacks during phases, makes MNK completely irrelevant and highlights all the problems it has that have never been fixed. But it's super stylish and nice to have on a team to feed buffs.

RDM is a little stronger than I'd like for how much utility it has, but it seems a little flavor of the expansion. But again super stylish and nice to have on a team, but I think I'd rather BLM or BRD. Also 90% of RDMs that I've talked to are giant assholes.

RavySnake
RavySnake

it's a bit rude to do it when your fuck ugly

Lunatick
Lunatick

is there anywhere i can find someone to trade houses with thats not r/ffxivhousingmarket

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Holy shit dude wtf. I just finished erping I'vidi Tia.

Booteefool
Booteefool

The what now

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

So far I've only heard MCH and SMN are fun?

Lunatick
Lunatick

What are you expecting?
Each job is fun to some people.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Also 90% of RDMs that I've talked to are giant assholes.

shut the fuck up you wouldn't say that to my face you pussy meet me at wolves den pier right now

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Erping is a meme, right?

Booteefool
Booteefool

As much of a meme as sex.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yes anon. It's all been a big ruse. You found it out.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anyone wanna fool around on mateus?

RavySnake
RavySnake

yeah no one actually does it

Illusionz
Illusionz

Can I fool around with mateus?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

any jobs in demand right now?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm still liking Monk the most

happy_sad
happy_sad

no all of them are bad

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fashion consultant.

SniperGod
SniperGod

tanks
please give me queues

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Bards and tanks are always in demand

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yes

askme
askme

bbc?

TreeEater
TreeEater

thanks for the fun time succubus male

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

God I wanna run it again. Getting tired, though.

girlDog
girlDog

incubus

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone else getting kicked from the game constantly?

StonedTime
StonedTime

no

viagrandad
viagrandad

Succubus (Male)

Bidwell
Bidwell

don't turn your only personal space into a hermit hole
That's literally the point of having a house though? Even IRL

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

INCUBUS

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nope!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

yeah i keep getting 90k
havent had this happen since stormblood launch

viagrandad
viagrandad

but that's not mateus tho

mateus is the thing binding her you TOKYO FOOLS

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Mateus_(Final_Fantasy_XII_boss)

takes2long
takes2long

succubus (male)

Bidwell
Bidwell

BRD is still king of fun and I don't see myself not loving it any time soon. AST is the most fun healer, especially now that you can see what cards other ASTs are holding so you can better coordinate and do sick card combos.

DRG is really really fun with the new Mirage Dive reduction and the 30 second Geirskogul but I still have most fun with BRD.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Succubus
(Male)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

this fish is so adorable
I'm going to take you to the movies and then have a nice meal!

Illusionz
Illusionz

I really miss him bros.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

THAT'S LITERALLY AN INCUBUS

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You only ERP with someone you love.

likme
likme

Succubus.............................................................................................................................................................................(Male)

WebTool
WebTool

I don't do love, but I RP all the time

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yeah, can't wait for the next patch in storm blood. He was really great in heavenwards and storm blood.

DeathDog
DeathDog

happy birthday cat

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hey

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I don't do love
Until you do.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No, I quite literally don't. This goes for real life, as well. One bad relationship is enough to make you unable to do that kind of thing anymore, and I think it's a good thing, overall.

eGremlin
eGremlin

goodnight xivg!!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Especially around here, jesus fuck you people have the worst taste in characters and fashion.

StonedTime
StonedTime

One bad relationship is enough to make you unable to do that kind of thing anymore
Yeah, I can sort of understand where you are coming from...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

*nuzzles ur crotch* purr purr pat me before beddies!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Like me, for example. I couldn't dress my way out of a paper bag. Too bad I'm broke as a joke.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Where the fuck is my machinist artifact armor I used a job potion

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How'd u know
Hey

likme
likme


look for a coffer item in your inventory

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tried to message you but you werent online in game

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

newfag

massdebater
massdebater

Want me to log back in?

idontknow
idontknow

you dont get the AF2 if you boost

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

check out this pic of my bf

eGremlin
eGremlin

Well shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Remove the abs and muscles and the lad'll be a solid 10/10

Inmate
Inmate

yeah sure, if you dont mind

SniperGod
SniperGod

Ok

likme
likme

abs and muscles are CUTE!!!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What's the fastest way to level a job from 60 to 70 these days? Specifically, a tank

Techpill
Techpill

Dungeons, like it's always been for tanks.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Run dungeons stupid.

massdebater
massdebater

Slim and feminine > Normal body type >>>>>>>>>>>POWERGAP>>>>>>>>>>>>Bara shit

SniperGod
SniperGod

4.1 hits
threads more boring than ever

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So basically, BLM or DRG? The former suffers from mobile encounters while the latter, I hear, is either shit or good?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just stick to girls.

happy_sad
happy_sad

that's what i thought, just wanted to make sure there wasn't some fancy new thing

idontknow
idontknow

This applies to girls aw well

Emberfire
Emberfire

/pet

TechHater
TechHater

nah

Soft_member
Soft_member

I bet you kiss girls you irredeemable faggot

w8t4u
w8t4u

do reburing and frontlines roulettes too

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

level both to 60 and try them. they don't change THAT much at 70

w8t4u
w8t4u

[2:54]Asking price updated.
[2:55]Asking price updated.
[2:55]Asking price updated.
[2:55]Asking price updated.
[2:55]Asking price updated.

Get out of my market, piss stain.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Both of mine are at like, level 20.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You profit, though. She even specifically makes note that you profit through the Scrips. Zhloe and M'naago are very careful about reminding you that you will profit from your investment

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

go into potd with each, you can try everything at 60 for both classes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I have one spot left in my yard. Best training dummy go.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What ninjutsus do I use for ten chi jin?

WebTool
WebTool

I'm already a male, why would I need to fanta into one?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ten chi jin

Bidwell
Bidwell

Reverse castration is a sign of real commitment.

massdebater
massdebater

reverse castration

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why are you all so gay

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

log in just to sit against a rock
no motivation to actually do anything
just sitting against this rock

Is this what autism feels like?

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's a staple of genital fixation, I guess.

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's more prison gay than actual gay

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Do you get stuff from getting Dear Leader II and III? Or is it just from I?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yes, a fucking headache.

WebTool
WebTool

How hard is it actually to find groups as SAM?

Illusionz
Illusionz

this, its pretty awful

Booteefool
Booteefool

why not just get a gf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Whats fucked is ive met a few of the dudes who post in this general irl, and they are solid 8/10 dudes who could and have easily picked up in the past, its literally a fucking meme, all of it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why not just have both?

viagrandad
viagrandad

looks dont matter if youre emotionally retarded

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who wants to watch a spooky movie?

idontknow
idontknow

That's the thing though, these people being all "hurr durr le ebin erp meme" arent emotionally retarded, the few I've met are real dudebros who just fuck around and love to troll.

I'm sure theres a few that are geniunely emotionally fucking retarded, but jesus fucking christ.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

starting a spooky movie at 3:30am
Anon, the light will be breaking through by the end of it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

i think youre incorrect

hairygrape
hairygrape

Not everyone lives in the same place...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No thanks, I already scarred my brain for the next few weeks or so and I'm a pansy faggot so adding to that fire probably isn't a good idea

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah who'd care about a nameless faceless poster on a bosnian yoshi-p worship forum.

likme
likme

Lalafell are for hugging

DeathDog
DeathDog

Pumping and petting at the same time, actually.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

kys pedo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

:(
i havent really had any experiences that would lead me to believe its just a meme among the sorts of attractive people youre speaking about

w8t4u
w8t4u

Shinryu Farm parties are worse than Learning/Clear groups

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

That's a shame.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

No, that's these 2 fine ladies here

Spamalot
Spamalot

all the pics of dudes ive seen from here have been pretty ugly except that one asian dude

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw no house

Flameblow
Flameblow

Post your character before the end of the thread.

What are you doing?
Duty Finder

Why the hell are you still up?
Chocolate Pudding

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw house but no gf to share it with

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Post putt.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Putt is cute and has a nice uncut dick

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw gf but no house to keep her in

Nojokur
Nojokur

Alliance Raid Roulette.
Because I am an adult and I set my own bedtime.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw house I'm too lazy to finish decorating.

Booteefool
Booteefool

cute lizzer wanna fug

Methshot
Methshot

What are you doing?
Logging off.

Why the hell are you still up?
Spooked myself out of sleep for the week

SniperWish
SniperWish

Post em ;))

massdebater
massdebater

Rather not get banned

eGremlin
eGremlin

So upload to imgur/anywhere and post a link ya dork

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I set my own bedtime
Nice lie

MPmaster
MPmaster

pwease no post my doodle

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But I've heard its so tasty looking~

5mileys
5mileys

pst..

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Probably because you try to lure people in with your cat and thrn they see you're an edgelord malera.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

move

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

DELETE THIS

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

These are the people that bought houses
unbelievable

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hunting!
I just woke up.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Crafting because I've lost control of my life.
On an unrelated note, I just learned that scroll lock makes the moon disappear.

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw house but no one to hang out with in it

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