/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, my dude

Prepare to get the hammerino, kiddo.

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I just got up! Yurop time to shine...

I laughed so hard at this that I couldn't describe to the people on voice why I was laughing.

I love this comic, I wish translator-user got part 2 of it done.

Protecting the master emerald, not even once.

>Mania was fantastic and recieved high praise
>Forces looks average but a lot of people are hopeful about it and it seems to put in more effort than previous
>Sony lost the rights to the movie
>IDW has got the comic
>Flynn has managed to snag the role

This isn't the best timeline because we still haven't got a new Ecco or Comix Zone, but I'll take it.

Don't forget Streets of Rage, man.
youtu.be/SEPfALxJoY4

Wait a minute that website...

Didn't even know there was a part 2. Also does translator-user even come here anymore?

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>cheese grater
>wound penetration
>HYPER SCAT
I don't even want to think about what "hyper" scat means.

Sticks Shadow otp!

He was here not long ago, less than a week i'd say but I'm not entirely sure. He was talking about what Japan thought about Silver and/or Blaze

Nice aesthetics, cute Rouge.

It's Friday morning in burger land. what are your plans for today?

Running around at the speed of sound.
Got places to go gotta follow my rainbow.

It's 5 Am so it's only been 2 hours since my last burger

I'll probably take a nap soon, but I was thinking of drawing Sticks when i'm awake.

So in the end who ended up being a faker?

fixed.

Mephiles, he's faker squared

kek

>morning

Where tf do you live, it's like 3AM here. Also, going to get a burger when Sonic opens. No, I'm not memeing either, it's the only place here that sells burgers in the morning and I'm already hungry.

so who's the Jiren of Sonic?

east coast in burger land. how about you? mexico or middle of nowhere?

the what?

>Sonic 3D Blast is getting a fucking director's cut

only Ultimate Emerl comes in mind
>yfw we get another Sonic Battle or The Fighters but based on some intergalactic arena championship

link? and it better be using genesis music

found it
youtube.com/watch?v=K_aal1U7bGQ
i hope it comes out good

Why wouldn't it? It's the Mega Drive version

>3D blast got a fucking updated version before 3&K
What a crazy fucking timeline this is.

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It's a romhack you ninnies. It's no different from Sonic 3 Complete.

It's made by one of the main devs and the founder of Traveler's Tales though.
It's like the most official a romhack could get.

Friday for me means I get to have nearly a whole pizza for myself in the night, favorite day of the week.

>the TOWN of 3&Kbabs right now

When it's made by the actual developer it's no different than an official Director's cut.

WAIT A MINUTE.

>Sonic fans working on official games
>official devs working on ROMhacks

WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS?!

>yfw Knuckles' Chaotix gets an official update version next year

I doubt it. You can't really "fix" that game because it's flawed all the way though barring A E S T E T I C and music.

Your mom is fucked all the way trough.

Please just give me Advance HD

ROBOTNIK ROBOTNIK RARARA

Its fucking crazy that they wouldn't release it on the eshop in the US

We can't have nice things.

Nope, sorry, it's in licensing hell. Blame THQ for shutting down.

>Its fucking crazy that they wouldn't release it on the eshop in the US
>they wouldn't release it on the eshop in the US
>in the US
What

Nothing I like ever gets a good end.

On Wii U they put all of the Advance games up on the VC in japan but not in America.

But that's not Advance HD, that's just an Advance ROM on a Wii U emulator.

Oh okay

What is up with that fucking box in Press Garden Act 1 that has a monitor inside it that you can't get to, that shit greatly upsets me.

I've also been wondering if there's any way to break those wooden boxes, but there doesn't seem to be.

There's a Bubble shield and Super Ring monitor hidden above one of the conveyor belts near the beginning of the level. Fire shields can also destroy the boxes

>yfw all the attention Mario will be getting will actually act as a shield for Sonic preventing people from paying attention to him and shitting on Forces or playing Forces

Remember to eat a good breakfast, /sthg/!

C-137

Alright, I think it's time for me to hit the bed. I'm looking fowards to the 12300 posts worth of autism that will no doubt await me upon my wake.

Auf Wiedersen mein neggers

cute Bump.
Sweet dreams.

What is the way trough and how did someone end up fucked as it?
Is it some kind of esoteric philosophy? An eldritch art that allows oneself to shapeshift? A joke drawn out too long already?

>it's in licensing hell.
a remake or redo would do away the licensing hell thought

Does the anti piracy software completely ruin the pc sonic mania experience? I dont have a console yet, and i dont want to pirate it

Would you buy a cologne that made you smell like Sonic?

What befit would that even bring?

Only if you regularly play with the internet turned off or want to install it on a shitload of PCs at once. That being said Denuvo sucks in principle and gets cracked quickly af these days.

so this... is the power... of switch™

Just pirate it.
Don't support Denuvo or Sega's shitty business practices.

You don't want to smell like Sonic?

maybe

He's a fucking animal, so unless I can run really fast with it on for it's got some Axe pussy magnet powers then no.

Who wants to smell like a combo of dirt, teenage sexual frustration, and chili?

The last thread was great IMO until spoilee happened.

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Sonic does attract a lot of girls...

all the girls are paid to be there except for amy, and she's loco

You're right. The comic dump and new art was great.

Mentally unstable zoophile girls

>He's a fucking animal
I mean, so are we.

Walk my dog
Doctor's appointment
I wanted to study and finish an essay but my friend wants me to marathon watch at least part of RWBY and I haven't actually hung out with him at his house in awhile.

I do, Sonic smells pretty good desu.

>Poppy gets a cameo
Bump and Sage when?

Never ever.

>get sonic mania
>it's fantastic
>look into forces
>looks interesting
>the sonic boom show actually manages to be funny
Seeing the gang and shit triggers some hardcore early 2000s nostalgia. Sonic Adventure, the Sonic mega collection, fuckin listening to linkin park and watching re-runs of jackass, early 2000s internet, the whole nine yards

good times

I need more of the Rogues in my life.

They really wernt that good, you're just nostalgic for them

To be fair, user, for all that we know "good times" could just be another way of saying that he's nostalgic for them (as you said) rather than objectively saying they were the best.

I thought it's just one of those phrases that you just say.

Do you have anything that you were nostalgic for, user?

nostalgic but realized it's not as great as you thought for*

Hmm. So the On The Edge CD is the full soundtrack, 87 tracks INCLUDING the 10 vocal songs and 15 orchestra ones.

Nah. You can accurately analyze quality when your palate is experienced enough.
For example, Sonic Adventure is too flawed a game to be considered "great on any scale

A Hero Will Rise is the full soundtrack

You're right, I fucked up the names.

So the older you got, the more you realize many things you liked weren't good or as good, assuming this is specifically about you.

I don't know why everyone went full autism when I said they made me nostalgic. I don't think I ever reviewed them or commented on their quality.

Yeah, I've been here, but I mainly lurk. I only really post if I have something to say or contribute.
It's funny you should say that because I have had that page open in photoshop for ages, I've been meaning to translate that one next. You know what, I might do that today.
I also have a few other short several page comics I've been collecting and plan on translating (pic related) so I'll dump them here whenever I get the time to do them. It's mainly Silvaze/Shadouge and Shadow and Maria related stuff.