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> News
- Front Roll has won the Europe Splatfest for "Which side should toilet paper hang, front or back"!
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in North America: Vampires or werewolves? Starts October 13th, 9pm PST.
- The latest Splatfest has been announced in Japan: Power or stamina? Starts October 14, 1pm JST.
- The newest map, Snapper Canal, has been added to the stage rotation!
- Bamboozler 14 Mk I has been released! Sub is curling bomb and special is tenta missiles.
- Version 1.4.0 has been released! Check for patch notes below.

> Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

Sex with Marie!

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Werewolves > Vampires

Speedy Woomy is fast.

Are you fast enough to keep up with her?

woomy

SPLATFEST SOON

SQUEEZER WHEN?

I'm surprised Nintendo is dropping both scoped and unscoped tonight. Seems like the kind of thing they'd have split up.

But my woomy already exists :^)

>Dropping a charger before splatfest
>Every shitty randoms will bring it just to try it
I hate you nintendo

I just want them to release the good weapons, or at least more unique mains from the first game to get those out of the way.

NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD

NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW I WANT DAT O-TYPE BLOOD!

At least they are getting the tacky shit out the way I guess. Wish they would stop releasing 1 weapon a week.

>Marina: Splatfests get my ink pumping
Reminder that ink is squid blood

But user, we're getting 2 weapons this week. :^)

*sinks my woomy fangs into your neck*

AHHHH~

too bad I'm on the other team!
*Splatted Anon192191371*

ink is for them what for use are the basic cells
everything we made of is cells

I'll let you suck my blood if you let me touch those hips.

Anybody want to SR?

Aedded

will join

Room is open lads.

Full?

Let me finish this run

dead game

3 man with grillers like a baws!

Fuck that guy who was just standing around and d/c'd.

...

>just barely clearing that griller wave

Do you need one more for salmon run?

Certainly not in a footrace, but once your legs eventually give out from all that running and you need to slow down, I could always give you a lift.

Good morning /ink/.

Can do, we just been going with 1 random.

Waiting for you to finish then I'll join, if someone didn't snipe the spot

>connection unstable
fukoff ninty. i will rejoin when its open

Wish I charged my shit more. GGs Squidly crew.

so its done or ? im confused

Anyone up for SR? Or is there an open room?

I miss the old Haunt.

added

>another fucking charger AND another rekit
fuck you Nintendo, give us the new weapons already you pricks

New room lads. Want a full crew. 3/4

we full nigga

Me too. New Haunt isn't even as good as the old one because getting thermal on someone is so much worse than just point sensing them.
They should also bring back the buffs you get while marked.

Somebody stole my Zero

>ruined one of my favorite abilities
>didn't bring back my favorite shirt that had it
Just splat my shit up.

force woomy to submit

Your Zero?

Sorry S-D crew, 2-3 seconds for the game to understand I picked up and egg is too troublesome and confusing to play properly

That's the same Haunt shirt I used to use

Sad times

You start one and we'll join.
>Ausfag internet
Not even once

make woomy bleed

Hopefully we can have one thread without discord circle jerking

ggs square

any SR rooms up?

It's okay, there are four of you now so I'll stick to freelance for a while.

hand-feed woomy strawberries

>tfw can't play because fixing the turntable I broke while fucking around

oops, guess i'm retarded

>try freelance instead
>fail on regular wave two twice in a row
Perhaps I should have played with you all instead.

That's what you get for picking random players over your friends amigo

POST /ink/ WOOMYS AND SPAGHETTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I did, though. I even did before you posted this daily thread request.

>hit freelance
>go 1-man without even starting the 100 sec timer

worst of all I had to deal with 2 stingers and a flyfish in low-tide
what the fuck

Me and my boyfriend ;)

Salmon soon
SW-0025-2422-1448

delet

The absolute state of freelancers this shift.

Whatever happened to the guy who drew these?

4829-4692-8777

Who wants to Run with me? Room going up in 5 minutes

Someone really needs to draw this.

Woomy enthusiastically chomping down the strawberries! Woomy almost biting your fingers! Woomy getting scolded and feeling bad!

The Octobrush fucking sucks in SR

The sound effect when you are picking up your rewards from SR is orgasmic

This. Did they forget to give it a damage multiplier or something? Feels like I have to flick stuff 20 times to kill it.

> Doodle-oodle da-da laaaah!

I got that shit during Mothership 4 times so far. One of the runs the eliter dced during. Kill me

Why are there so many G&K and CST players? Every few matches there's some on my team.

Most things that are good or viable against players suck in SR, and vice-versa. Scope Chargers especially, but stuff like H-3 or Rapid Blaster are just crap in SR because their value is based around a certain damage threshold or TTK that just doesn't transfer to SR enemies. On the other hand, a lot of the gimmicky shit like Splatbrella, Dynamo or Clash Blaster are actually good against the static patterns of SR mobs.

Thanks for the games LA, I haven't played with you in months but I have to go for now. I'll be back a little later on to play some more if you or anyone else is still around

>months
That's not true but GGs.

ggz

What abilities work well with Dualies?

>wave 2 wipe
>two afks and a guy shooting at the ground like its level 1 turf war

Thanks

>2 mothership waves

EZ $

getting a little tired of those

Ye GGs and good job on the lossless runs

GGz Eistee, Zero, Live Actors, and Nepe for the Salmon Runs

GGs Live crew
Fun as always

>custom 4k

Guess I'm skipping out on this week's meme lobby.

Marie's chin makes me lose my shit every time.

What's this DUDE meme I keep seeing in my square?

compfag who memers believe because he was a ""big deal""" in sploon 1

any sr room open?

...

I'm going to drink your lemonade if it's the last thing I do.

Here with today's delivery! Who wants some?

keep your degenerate piss fetish away from meeeeee

Is it still an /ink/ spaghetti if I have only posted him once?

Yes

>tfw ywn cum buckets back to back inside Milky Woomy and suck down fresh milk from her teat while she makes doting mother-esque comments

Berry woomy reporting in, glad to see everyone posted what they had to drink in the previous thread.