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- Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/

> News
- The latest Splatfest in North America is currently over: Vampires or werewolves? Ended October 14th, 9pm PST.
- The latest Splatfest in Japan is underway: Power or stamina? Ends October 15, 1pm JST
- Version 1.4.0 has been released! Check for patch notes below.
- Custom E-liter 4K and 4K Scope has been released! Sub is beakon, special is bubble blower.

> Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

I want to FUCK kurowoomy!

First for Armando!

Finger a woomy!

watts up woomies

Ready to apologize, furfags?

Spooky Callie!

Beat woomy daily! Starve woomy for days! Make woomy suffer! Make woomy feel like shit! Make woomy tell you she loves you!

go team vamp

in the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.
He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those who tasted the bite of his sword named him... splat tim....

Delete this entire thread and don't try again

DON'T DO THAT!

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Werewolves > Vampires

What's the best gear to grind special charge up with

>finally get art of my spaghetti done
>no one notices
>posts it again after 7 decades
>armando uses it for his own gay memes

why live

Why do you do this constantly?

Post Nightime Woomies and Yebbies You DID take pictures during Splatfest right?

no
no
yes
yes
yes
no
yes

4/7 ain't bad, i guess

WTF WEREWOLF BROS???
THIS WAS OUR TURN TO WIN!! OUR TURN!!!
HOW ARE WE GETTING BTFO'D BY VAMPIRE SHITTERS?!?!?
THEY DON'T HAVE A BOND LIKE US DOGBOYS DO!! THEY DONT GROUP HOWL! THEY CANT EVEN GO OUT INTO THE SUN!!

I'm sorry but I didnt have a choice. None of us do

ETA until shitposting?

ONE HOUR AND 7 MINUTES

GANGBOIS REPORT IN

How was your fest my dudes lemme hear about it. You have fun?

Maybe
No
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes

the Gerou were too busy fixing shit to wave dicks with the Nosferatu

because i like woomies

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Fingering tia!

Za Warudo

>You can't just have smug animes and screaming wojacks
The problam is that there are zero wojacks and waifus. Nobody wants to get capped, so they only bother with halfassed burns.
Even shit like this () is just a half-assed copypasta

So I haven't been here since the Splatfest was announced WHERE did Armando posting come from

>not fingering your woomy whenever she wants in order to mantain her cups clean and strengthen your relationship with her
why are like that user?

two years ago when /ink/ began

kier and I___ shopped Armando's head onto gay porn

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Post yuri.

Vampires are gonna win
55:45 popularity
Win the team battles
lose the random battles

Screenshot this post

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Results when?

Don't post the bad one!

inappropriate
suction cups are not meant to be messed with
go to church

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Woulda had even more fun if I didn’t have a party to go to. Now I gotta wait til later to play SR.

ye

I mainly used my trusty umbrella

i had fun last night

this is one of my very favorite splatoon images

>My head still looks weird
I guess it's just my Veeky Forums app, nevermind

Also
>1:01
>No results

its just groming user
there is nothing wrong with that

>I'll join team werewolf and show those vampirefags who's boss
>n-no im not a furry
>i can carry this team in spite of the drooling retard furries which i totally am not one of
You faggots thought you were tough shit winning Mayo vs Ketchup. It was a fluke. You're not winning twice.

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>tfw you know this artist
does Toff even come here

MODS! AGENT 4! PASTOR YEBBIE! CAP'N CUTTLEFISH! MARIE! AGENT 3! VENGEANCE YEBBIE! VENGEANCE WOOMY!

It's sad that there's no actual salt so people insist on making up their own.

Stop posting right fucking now

Don't worry faithful follower I'm here.
DELET DIS

its the good stuff user

nice dualies dude

Someday I'll get good and play with /ink/

I TURNED MYSELF INTO ARMANDO, MORTY. BOOM, BIG REVEAL. I'M ARMANDO. *BURP* I'M ARMANDO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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Delete this now

What have we done...

>2560x1440

DELETE

was this posted into discord? and then reposted here as soon as someone could?

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Pastor Yebbie help, we need squid jesus.

Has science gone too far?

a nice meme

We're going to need the whole dualie gang for this one

You guys. . .

reddit squad force 5

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CUTE FEET

First of all its fucking Squeezus Christ, son of Cod. Second of all, we can't do shit about that, yall are fucked

DISCORD BTFO

Even the jpeg one?

>discord

Not that I expected much from this meme to begin with.

Fucking exposed right here

discord is ok sometimes

I'll have to go all out just this once

Is this meant to be lewd? Kinda reminds me of the "special feeling" meme.

>momentary power

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Results when?

40 mins

i wanna make friends
it doesn't really happen on Veeky Forums

Playing with randoms you can tell when someone gets the Grizzco Brella for the first time. Get a good laugh watching them spaz out at the start of a wave

I'll be your friend user.

b-box pls

how about some innocent wommies having some cupship? there is nothing bad with that right?

[We're interviewing 100 girls across Inkopolis Square]
Interviewer: "So, is your boyfriend team speed? Team endurance?"
Woomy: "Oh, he's 'quick'. "

shit meme

do you like cute squidboys

Depends on how you interpret that はやい.

Cupship is PURE!

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fucking called it

Half and half, I like cute shit in general

stop this immediately

*BURP* GOD DOESN'T EXIST, MORTY. ALSO, I'M ARMANDO RIIIIIIICK