SELECTED: "Ready for service." "Scanning battlefield conditions." "Engineering at your disposal." "Awaiting orders." "Command." "State your request."
PISSED: "Logic capacitor offline." "Darn. I appear to have 'Turrets' Syndrome." "Command not recognized." "Cannot comply." "What are you doing, commander?" "What have you done for me lately, human?" "I'm sorry, commander. I'm afraid I can't do that." "Authority override in effect." "This vessel has assumed control. It has assumed control." "All your base are belong to us." "I know I've made some very poor decisions lately, but I can give you complete assurance that my work will be back to normal." "Who said anything about cake?"
gonna go to the movies tomorrow and watch the new blade runner
Ayden Gonzalez
i hope you have a good time...
Brody Bailey
what about the no singles policy
Jaxson Lopez
thanks i hope i get run over before i get there is that a thing? what if i make a fool of myself infront of everyone might as well stay home when i think about it
Julian Scott
illegal in some states i heard...
Brandon Reed
maybe it's too risky of an endeavor...
Gabriel Young
jokes aside i hope you go see it
Nathan Hernandez
okay i will gotta be brave sometimes
Nathaniel Sanders
who dares wins
Jackson Morgan
fortune favors the bold
Ryan Johnson
no risk no fun
Austin White
ever feel like someone is about to sneak up behind you and cut your neck open?
Jacob Wilson
agreed
Isaac Bell
i bet they all ask twitter first fucking pieces of SHIT
Jayden Carter
the ol 162s down...
David Allen
2oot skipped a bill
Aaron Ortiz
*brings out the leaf bat*
Zachary Sanchez
well 162 is dead forever sigh
William Brooks
may it rest in shit
Evan Hall
i swear to GOD if all my posts are lost forever i dont know what ill do
Ian Collins
good riddance i says
Parker Kelly
the page for the container is broken, i can't even restart it :/ might have to call customer service.
some KOTN finals today, right? go neeb...
Owen Long
will our posts be recoverable?
Henry Jenkins
probably, i'd be pissed if they werent
Gavin Foster
hmm well what to do in the meantime i guess ill play some Starcraft 2: Legacy of the Void for PC and Mac
Carter Powell
it musta been love but its over now
Chase Howard
jamming out to the hold line music
Brayden Baker
kill yourself nigger
Grayson Torres
+1
Blake Watson
ahem sir toot oh toooooooooty booooooy our home base isnt working and im panicking
Benjamin White
I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men's dress shirts and boxer shorts.
Nolan Nelson
i've hand written all of our posts in several notebooks backed up the ol fashion way namsayin
made a few notes on posts that i liked or disliked too...
Christian Davis
toot im getting very angry right now thanks to your antics
Carson Gonzalez
he's probably dancing around drunk in the server room right now.... "ahahaha woooooo im drunk yet again woopsie lol *breaks your website* hahaha"
Brody Thomas
at least here he cant peep at oir ips
Nicholas Russell
is there a bw:r general, or is this it?
Nicholas Ward
suck my tiny little dick
Henry Fisher
bwhw what?
Cameron Diaz
holy shit this thread is fucking DEAD
Nathaniel Flores
u gonna suck it or what, bucko?
Jacob Richardson
i have a tight pussy
Evan Thompson
ive been having red stuff in my shit but im pretty sure its due to eating tomatoes and drinking v8
David Ross
...
Aiden Campbell
i envy all the ameribros. you're living in the greatest country in the world.
where all movies take place... new york, vegas, la... statue of liberty, mt rushmore, grand canyon... tons of variety when it comes to food stuf: wendy's, burger king, subway, five guys, waffle house, denny's, ihop, huddle house, chick-fil-a, starbucks, in-n-out, habit, tom tom's, shake shack... (i literally don't know what any of these are, i just constantly keep reading about them on the internet) nasa asian people black people all the relevant people live in usa all the famous people live in usa tons of other amazing cities and sights... great countryside huge country i wish i lived in america and followed all those shitty sports; american football, baseball, golf, hockey... i wish i could follow nascar and enjoy it like everyone else... since there is so many different people there i would also be able to find people who share my love for obscure music and k-pop...
i especially envy those who live in new york, new york seems so fucking awesome...
the capital of the world
i envy you people, i hope you're all proud...
Julian Gonzalez
off to the ol' local meijers if 162 aint back by the time i return im gonna freak out
Anthony Sanders
customer service guy said they've been having a lot of outages in the last couple hours... then he put me back on hold
>just got mindfucked....i didnt realize i followed my wow egirlfriend from like 10+ years on twitter and realize that its her now. shes an actual blizzard employee now. do you think its wrong to ask if her if she remembers me and can hook me up... why did you delete this?
Adam Ortiz
i almost wasn't sure where to go to talk about my favorite game!!!
Gavin Gonzalez
haven't been here in years bros, how /dead/ is sc2?
Sebastian Hernandez
imbecilic fucking nigger
Sebastian Baker
so dead it became undead and now it will never die
