/ink/ - Splatoon General

callie is VERY PRETTY

Nah not me. I'm still here shitposting and making gyro users angry at me.
Both are really fun, you should try it out.

Oh I know user, it's just that Marie's stoic expression makes me diamonds so I put her at the top.

I don't disagree, I like all of them equally, but if I had to make a ranking list, that would be my list.

>Callie last
You deserve all the bullying that comes your way

I want woomy porn.

Shittiest taste of the day award, right here

>Doesn't know that I put Callie and Pearl in the same spot and ignored my post here

C'mon guys, reading comprehension.

like this?

>tfw want to play league but have no friends and /ink/ barely plays it
fug

booru.splatoon.ink/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=nsfw

Callie the best

I read. But she's still on the bottom

You were told to leave, user

Not that user but this is extremely lewd!
Post more faggot.

what if your woomy turned into her liquid form and got stuck in the carpet and screamed for you to get the carpet shampooer it happened again

kek

if i can get a hold of my switch later, i might pair up with you.

have to wait until parents fall asleep so i can sneak it though

Yeah but I honestly love them all equally. Their personalities are fun and their designs are cute.
It's just that Marie and Marina get a better reaction out of my dick than the other two.
>Thinking I'll listen and leave just like that
Bwahahahaha!
No.

bluh bluh you don't actually disagree you just can't read bluh bluh

Off yourself and rid the world of your terrible taste, I read just fine.

user, how old are you?

I finally hit 600 hours
i think i need to do something else with my time

no like THIS

>mfw /ink/ rather play salmon run than league squads
i remember the old days when everyone actually did a squad and sometimes /ink/ matches happened in ranked

Nah, I like it here. I think I'll stay and make you upset that I like something that you dislike.

15.

you went so far for this oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got it

I have nothing else to play until Odyssey.

oh user

WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT IT NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE TO PLAY LEAGUE WITH

>blue board

Fuck Gyro

>ywn amputate your spaghetti

Tfw more assblasted wasting drink tickets and not getting the sub abilities I want than anything else in the game

I'd play league with you user, but I'm already in hot water with the overly serious players in this thread wanting my head because I use sticks instead of gyro.
I wish you luck in finding partners for league tho.

Can I claim you as a dependant on my taxes?

be my friend and I'll league with you all day

not going to lie this is kinda cute
you still need to be over 18 tho

what if your woomy saw two woomies doing this and felt really strange and wanted to keep watching but she had a feeling she should go

what if woomies made you stop posting

Not that user, but if you're okay with a shitter I can post my FC.

honestly age restrictions for blue boards are bullshit. what's the harm?

Tell her that it's something you should only do with a squid you really care about and it's private moment you shouldn't interfere with or do in public quite frankly.

If you think you're making me upset you're full of yourself on top of being retarded. It doesn't upset me that the kid down the street has Down Syndrome but that doesn't change that I think he should be euthanized.

go ahead, im not on my switch rn cause im making dinner though. others are welcome too

Because we don't want to be posting with literal children. Every website should have that rule.

See you in 3 years

These are the posts that make browsing this shithole website worth it.

>If you think you're making me upset you're full of yourself on top of being retarded.
Then why are you still replying and being overly-aggressive? No, really, why do you still care if someone likes something you don't?

Gotcha, SW-4699-6863-9476.

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I'd ask if I could add you so that we could go pub stomp in TW sometime but I don't even know how many people are angry at me. Or if you'd ever consider adding my plebeian ass at all.

>that outfit

>go for sub saver
>get two same abilities with drink
>last ability isn't the one I want
>it was my last drink
>keep getting cold blooded tickets
It hurts

Post cute feet

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This, we're reddit enough as it is

T-10 to "just pretending"

gross

holy fug that's so cute!!

Is the user who needed a splash mob shirt with ninja squid still here?

it's his birthday

>T-10 to "just pretending"
What do you mean by this?

children are more prone to shitpost, etc I'd think. Certainly they aren't as mature on average.

>getting legit mad at people on a turkish beetle raising forum
never.
if you do wanna add me though my friend code is here I want to have the eggplant coat pure because itd look a bit better but i dont have any more run speed drinks.
Grizz never gives me the right drink tickets.

Added, thank you user.
And thank you for being understanding. I should stop posting on this thread at night. Too many overly-serious anons on at this time.

Redpill me on ink recovery.

So would you kindly tell me the name of this guy that's been incessantly shitposting since he just sent you a request?

No don't do it. I want the fun to keep going on forever and ever.

Holy shit this grizz brella. Death and destriction on a metal pole.

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Love how fast you can move and shoot with it.

me

I haven't gotten to use it much, but I highly agree. I hope future grizzco weapons are as fun and OP as the brella was.

Same, at least give us the name

He got gay ALL over the OP. It'll take hours to clean up!

I need more weapons to use this name with, gimmie ideas

its shit and not worth it unless you're using some sort of meme set thats just focused on throwing bombs.

it doesn't matter because he's never posted a screenshot of himself in the thread. even if you were to know his name youd never be able to call him out.

how would you deal with a crybaby woomy who started bawling at everything and didn't want to leave your side and always ran into you arms

What if your woom-

Doesn't matter. I want the name, no matter how pointless it is.

I'm so confused by the artist, I don't know if that squid is a girl or boy. Obviously in OP it's a dude, but who knows

Octobrush seems like the obvious choice.

that's better

But user, don't you want the fun to continue?

Actually I have, but I won't say as what/whom. I just enjoy riling these guys up because they make it easy.

Yebby, they have longer eyebrows.

>Openly admitting to being underage
Oh, user... The least you could have done was tried...

>tfw no yandere woomy gf

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>drinking and playing Turf War
>just grinding for chunks
>pick a weapon that doesn't really need any abilities to be decent
>multiple games like this
I apparently aim better with a buzz. I guess I jerk my hands less? Probably have a bad habit of trying to predict where my opponent will dodge when I should just shoot where they're at.

im not too good with the octobrush, user

Use the dapples, slosher, splat charger, and heavy splattling. They're my mains

Aw, you two stopped replying. No more fun bullying the overly-serious shitters tonight I guess.
You two win, and anyone else that would like to block me, you can.
I had fun autistically screeching back to you guys, maybe I'll do it again another night!
Use the aerospray RG.

Why is flyfish so fucking buggy now. Like sometimes it's benign bullshit that looks dumb, and other times it just straight up cucks you out of your kill.