Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Can someone explain the conspiracy of colors Kyle exposed during Starladder?
I didn't quite understaind it.

>new heroes to learn

you can rest easy knowing any new heroes valve introduces will be braindead league levels of difficulty with only one arguably two viable builds, like MK. no learning required.

oh shit im so bored, what meme should i post

we still have our discord ;)

the funny thing is the most cancerous heroes in this patch are the most braindead heroes in dota

holograms

>go on eight game winstreak
>last three games get teammates who are absolutely fucking abhorrent

really activates my almonds valve

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

yeah it's almost like they're not even trying to hide it anymore with the new behavior score system

they always give you teammates who have good behavior scores for 6-8 matches and then they give you the cancerous ones

>new minor in 3 days and still no patch

Wrong.
Disco GOAT

if we don't get it tomorrow we probably won't get it until esl major is over

My last match I had a DK who would just attack move down a lane and die.
I'm waiting for the patch and if it doesn't get any better I'm done

playing a really close game is such a rush, reminds me why I love this game so much.

>there are non-humans in this VERY general who have't acquired TI Qualifying Points

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>losing to mineski

>wake up
>no patch

>wake up
>support cuck is offline

>wake up
>Liquid is still best team

I wish this copypasta was altered in a way to reflect LC's aghs changes

PATCH IS LITERALLY DROPPING THIS NIGHT DOTARDS
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU UNWASHED MASSES
>M-MUH DECEMBER
ANIME WAS NEVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING
THE PATCH
IS NOW

Guys , what if you lose exp/levels when you die?

Who is supposed to win in a TA vs Pugna mid lane?

5 kills per game

What if items had durability and could break?

I'm noticing alot more players like that myself

they just stay in one lane the entire game, even after taking the enemy tier 1

it's frustrating as fuck

what if chrono is global

>go for gank on safelane carry
>entire enemy team tps in

calm down holy shit

What if you could bribe the enemy shopkeeper, to disable buybacks?

Some leaks for duels of fate

>Aghs now unlocks alch backpack
>Towers now have item slots
>Faceless Void only procs bash every even seconds
>CK has a 25% chance to level up twice
>Undying aghs reworked , allows him to carry his tombstone like tiny
>Kotl can fly during daytime

TA, pugna is all burst before he gets ult, and TA doesnt really spam spells other than refraction so nether ward isnt hugely useful

>carry tombstone
>it breaks in 6 autoattacks
bravo icefrog

What if I put my penis so deep inside you that our balls touch with each thrust and eventually you start cumming from your prostate?

Thats lewd user, but the idea made me hard.

guarantee that dota is going to get an item that charges up like in LoL this patch

that item was a mistake even in league of lel

>no vr loli pugna
step up your game gulag

Just imagine my seed leaking from your ass and glazing our balls.

D E C E M B E R

2009

>being wrong

>>CK has a 25% chance to level up twice
add some more rng
>10% to level up 3 times
>5% to level up 4 times
>1% to level up 5 times
>0.01% to level max

what game is this

im just hoping that neither pudge or earth spirit gets nerfed next patch

what's the deal with IO and Earth Spirit? why won't they stop picking him?

>wake up
>no patch

>farm every lane
>9 slotted
>extend the match to 82 minutes
>lose
>no patch

what's the ideal amount of cs/gpm at 10-30-60 minutes for a carry?

>open my eyes
>no patch

>wake up
>no patch
thank based imam of medicine

singsing is streaming dotards

>10
80-100
>30
300+
>60
600+

600-700 gpm, really depends on hero

100-300-600

come on icefrog, do your fucking job

t. AM mains

ruby?

adelaide

As opposed to Wraith King and Drow amirite? Who gives a shit if its complicated. I dont want every new hero to be like invoker or meepo.

And fyi MK is currently bouncing between mid, carry, and roamer.

So we can all agree Synd is essentially goodBulldog right?
He's got an entertaining stream without going to far into the memespouting and still manages to be a relevant pro player.

Very stylish.

iceiceice is goodBulldog

>doesn't stream
>not relevant
I don't follow

I hope imt is the breakout team in this tournament

>he doesnt watch iceiceice stream
>synd is relevant while iceiceice is not
>iceiceice -top 35 , bulldog-top 68, synd nowhere to be found in esportsearnings.com/games/231-dota-2/top-players

>tfw no LUV gf

I commissioned shota skeleton king

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can't wait for chinks to go 0-8 again

>wake up
>no patch

THE NIGHTMARE HAS TO END ICEFROG PLEASE

>last stream: 12/10/17

gg

It honestly depends.

>if youre playing some autistic farming carry
70+ - 300+ - doesn't matter
at least 650 GPM

>if you're playing shit like lifestealer or weaver
70+ - 200+
at least 500 GPM

Does this mean anything? I'm I actually a god at Luna or is this meaningless?

Post last 5 Luna games

I still unironically believe Battlefury is good on MK.
The extra damage it adds to his ult is obscene.

Monkey King with Battlefury is kinda like the old Ember physical build. Also fix his shitty farming problem. Monkey King mid into Phase, Echo, Battlefury is quite fun and viable

looks meaningless
it says im top 95% on shit like techies (i have 47% winrate on him lmao)

>danes are worse than swedes
>never won anything relevant in his d2 career

No, he is not. Only reason he has all these viewers is because he s the fatboy's bitch

Gotta see stats and previous games

like PA, if you have BF at a decent time (say, 15-20 min) you powerspike obscenely

Veil eblade balanced pope

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im so bored of beeing the 'carry' (sic) that i just pick naga, tb, weaver, mk, riki, morphling but play as a support for the first 15 min
i've also lost the last 10 games i've played like this
this blog exist because the frog hasn't delivered

Playing pos 1&2 is too stressful anons, how do i stop playing 4&5 and learn how to play cores ?

>no pos3
Time to embrace the patrician role, user.

Is Liquid already the best team to ever play Dota?

Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?

u should go for cores that can farm lanes uncontested and make plays early on, thinking about huskar and clinkz, easy laning and good gaming potential, you can rotate as soon as yu have 6 for clinkz or armelt for huskar to kill an enemy core, no one expects it
thats my advice because playing ricing cores in low mmr is an absolute nightmare

>the patrician role

>'haha guys i've got no items but it doesn't matter, i'm just an oflaner xDxD'
>'wtf how do i farm, lmao i die every time I initiate a fight that no one on my team wants to fight xDxD'
>'okay now that i've fed all game, time to let my team carry me xDDD'