/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Looping taunts were a mistake. No one on Valve even knows what the word taunt means anymore.

it's yeti park, the map teased in the jungle update teaser from ages ago

This taunt + square dance!
>youtube.com/watch?v=mePbBYTu5E4
this will be the 1st shit that i'll buy for TF2 in years

>start maining soldier
>actually have fun again
>stop getting mad at my deaths
huh

scout mains are the most cancerous part of comp TF2
it looks like cp_gorge but with jungle shit in the background.
i wouldnt get my hopes up

>Maining a class
Getting out of your comfort zone is fun. This is why I roll random for every map I play and stick to that class unless it's heavy or spy.

Nah, the most cancerous part of competitive TF2 is those asshats who abide by the cookie cutter meta as if it's gospel.

>the most cancerous part of competitive TF2 is the people who want to win
what did he mean by this

I'm not saying that 2 scouts, 2 soldier, demo and medic shouldn't be the standard. I'm more talking about those guys who get absolutely assblasted if you even consider switching to an offclass to handle a particular situation. Or use a weapon that isn't stock.

>not maining random

are those two horsefuckers gone jesus christ

maybe who knows

>those guys who get absolutely assblasted if you even consider switching to an offclass to handle a particular situation
are you american?
heh i dont really care about that kind of people, if someone wants to try out wacky tactics im fine with it, a few people get triggered but its not illegal or anything
there are maps like process or viaduct where sniper offclass is extremelly powerful, the people that whine is because they fail at countering it

sto

>just trying full stock pyro to warm up, pun not intended, for the update
>remember how fun it is to style on pubbies with such an obnoxiously obsolete class
shotgunning fuckers that think they're safe, remembering that M2 exists, the maximum shame an axe death imparts on its victims, it's a simple joy

>playing pyro
axel the fox :3 spotted

i cant

just dont do it bro

just b urself

em i degenerate if i sue OwO pink pyro loadout ironically to give pyro players a bad name?

>can't figure out how to reply to posts
>refuses to play an entire class because he projects his closet furfaggotry on others
too tard for me

do you erp in chat too?

just put down the fork

of course

you seem to be new around these parts

>having money for a fork

just dont pick up the food bro

don't get mad you got outed as a tardlett

Predictions for tommorow's update?

>tommorow
>update

i dunno anything could happen at this point

tomorrow i will recieve a community scattergun with the update

for being a hecking big fragger

>giving fagetta a (you)

utter garbage that shouldn't have taken a year and change, pyro changes are just gimmicky unlocks and token tweaks to the core (look guys we got rid of mojo now it's balanced (^:) final nail in the coffin for tf2 as a current thing and not merely an old game played for nostalgia or platform for autistic manchildren playing hat stock market

hey that's nice

...

you need to go back to /owg/

who are you referring to?

Did I miss something? Why is our hype reactivated?

it's not, some tards giving false info cause taunts got leaked yesterday

using jewtube mobile fuckery, private videos were found on the official tf2 page with taunt thumbnails, which usually only happens RIGHT before an update

8 videos for new taunts went private on youtube.
2 for heavy, 2 for engi, 2 for pyro, 2 for all classes(?) so the expected release is this/next week.

>perfectly innocuous question and answer
>no guys it's because I don't want to give (you)s
lol retard, learn to post

Pyro's getting a fart taunt.

>BRAAAAP binds will become as common as lenny faces and steel medics' "le funny" uber binds
can't wait

So, then it really is imminent as they said..

basically, not to mention that the thumbnails all take place on what looks like a new jungly map
maybe not tomorrow imminent, but within the month

>tf.tv schedule not updated since 10/12
Oh god where are the matches?

The casters or production guys are probably all busy or STV is being fucky or something. I honestly have no clue, to be honest. ESEA matches usually don't get posted until like 5 hours before they actually start, though.

what about BRAAPing people?

pyro sniper scat squad new meta

no

Omg update today right guys?

Lmao

now see that is a guy you should avoid (you)-ing

okay

aye!

ew a mexican

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

mexican of mexicans comin thru

>black cox
>carribean conqueror
why is it always like this

soon or later maybe

Reminder that the mercs would not support Donald Drumpf #notmypresident

even soldier?

reminder that no matter much of a big dick fragger you are, someone will always find a way of talking down to you
focus on the fraggin, not the dressin up part fellas

THERE'S GONNA BE A JAILBREAK
SOME-WHERE IN THE TOOOWN

>jungle
>yeti
volv please

What does it mean when servers have laggy viewmodels?

I don't think soldier would even know who the president is, he didn't know that WW2 ended.

>who? "make america great again"? when weren't we great?

FFFFIYARRE!!
youtube.com/watch?v=GcEgYG6nna4

well lads

wtf when did they go to source 2 and gave soldier a automatic gun and a helmet that actually works

i dunno what you mean user

>ms. pauling didn't vote because she knows the administrator picks the winner anyway

>Been trying to get out of this safe for twenty years. Ain't giving up now.
Ranger is the Prime QuakeTF Ancestor The Administrator would had known him

did you think this was funny or something?

>Demoman, Sniper and Medic aren't citizens
>heavy is
????????

post pyro chefs to go with the headcase

Heavy hasnt lived in Siberia in ages

that doesn't suddenly nullify his citizenship and grant him one for the US

P A R A N O I D

Honestly it seems in character he would have fled that entire side of the world and lived in America. That way he could make money and send it to his family.

friendly reminder that medic has a hat that gives him a wolf head
>and it still has no fucking custom voice lines

>break rules
>get warned
>WOOOOOOOOOW BUTTHURT
ok laddie

144 players in competitive right now.

>2018, 22nd TF Anniversary event happens
>something strange screws up with all the mercs
>a Battalion of Rangers shows up Claiming that they are the Real Team Fortress Mercs
>All TF2 Maps receives Quake Team Fortress Modes, Red is TF2 team, QTF is BLU with TF2Ranger models
>everyone gets their old Weapons modernized for TF2 including AXES, Medic receives SUPER Nailgun
>youtube.com/watch?v=8FVJ__rBFxk

>playing valve "comp"
>superficial ranking system that just matches you with randos, but those randos are autistic tryhards who couldn't make it in UGC cardboard but still think they're the hottest shit
I'll stick to dicking around in casul thanks

if only you knew how bad things really were.

teamwork.tf/community/statistics

maybe this halloween user

good. fuck furries. and fuck you fucking furfag.

friendly reminder that a bannanhead and batman cape that completely covers your team colors from the back are all year while dozens of perfectly normal cosmetics are restricted because they came out on halloween