/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

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I see Secret Technique: Lizard Reversal was a success again

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Jeanne is cute

I'm honestly impressed by the sheer amount of cancer compressed into that image. It's almost a work of art.

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>bashes Beast's Lair
>oh, but Reddit is alright lads

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can someone make a edit whit Sumanai

no

>that is the only thing he took offense with
the whole thing is bait

My dick says not soon enough.

OKITA A CUTE

>had to make a separate liz folder because the lizfags are posting too many good pics of her
damn you guys

>sumanai-kun cannot even make memes on his own

I'm a hardcore fan of Fate/Grand Order, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Chaldea where I would often train with Mash in the training center and help Romani with his calculations, but one day as I was talking to Mash, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with the director and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for being a master, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Marie said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Im still 100 gold exp cards away from filling the inventory
We wont make it breh

J-JANNU

A quick image search didn't yield any results. I presume you actually made this? The artistry is actually pretty impressive for such a simple b8ing concept. It must have taken a fair amount of time to make, but I think we can all agree that it was well worth it. Have one more (You) on top of however many you actually manage to farm.

when is empire of dirt coming out?
I really want to romance Bryn

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How the fuck are you this lazy in filling your inventory up? You've had a week

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=Aumd9j8zBq0

I once sought for the ultimate sword.
That, is not a blade that cuts through flesh, bone or life.

My body seeks for settlements of grudges.
To sever bonds, fate and sins

Thus means. Freedom from one's karma.

...countless devotion was paid to reach there.
A hill of swords, built and shaped with thousands and thousands of blades.

The goal I reached here is all convergence.
The proof I show here is all wishes.
The things piled here are all violence...
My whole life was to reach this one blade.

Here lies the pulse of the sword!
Take this, my TSUMUGARI MURAMASA!!!!

he's posted this before, a week or so ago

Should I pay a good escort this Friday or invest in FGO?

Got that one memeticket ready for Tamamo, bros. I can already taste her.

That image is months old, I seen it posted during Nerofest as well

Nigga i shit you not, i leveled like 4 fuckers to lvl 70-80 and each took a day of exp, also use the grails

wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Whore&c2=Waifu&c3=Whore&c4=Waifu&c5=Whore&c6=Waifu&c7=Whore&c8=Waifu&c9=Whore&c10=Waifu&c11=Whore&c12=Waifu&time=5

Tamamo is so hot!

Would Saber Alter work?

delete this right fucking now

user i really hope this is just a copy pasta

I've already been burning gold ember for 2 days because I don't have any space (or servants that aren't capped) left

Winter Comiket
And Caster is incredibly cute btw

twitter.com/maple_LuwenWS/status/853389250997370880

Post THAT Illya image.

Not japanese enough

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Hi everyone! I'm new to /fgoalter/ and I have come here to tell you all about my story of how Fate/Grand Order saved my life. So around 3 years ago I had lost both my wife and my daughter in a tragic car crash. I was then plunged into a deep depression that made enjoying life difficult. I lost motivation in everything and I stopped going to work. I soon lost my job and I was forced to move in with my mother. 1 month ago I was about to end it all but, I discovered a game called Fate/Grand Order and I fell in love with the servants and it has overall made my life more enjoyable. Slowly, my motivation and happiness has returned. I recently started my new job and I will soon move out of my mother's house and all of it would not be possible without this game. Thank you to everyone who bothered to read my story, it means a lot.

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>dressing a child as the whore of babylon

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Shinji...I don't get why he gets all the hate in /a/. FSN is just written to make him out as the bad guy, when really he's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? He raped Sakura and stole Rider to use in the war?

Okay, let's get this straight. He never fucking raped Sakura. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He fucked Sakura.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T FUCK SAKURA? You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Shinji knew this, he's a fucking ladies man. He knows what filthy whores like Sakura want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with him. He supposedly stole Rider and used her in the war for his own greed.

Objection! He was worried about his one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from a brutal war so wrong? When Shirou does the same thing to Saber it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Shinji does it it's wrong? He just wanted to protect Sakura. He probably was going to use his Holy Grail wish to tighten her cunt back up or cure her syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Shirou look good. Objectively, Shinji is a far better character than Shirou. At least he has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Shirou, and if he weren't stuck with the weak ass servant Rider and no plothax he probably would have won the war.

Is this shopped?

I love this demon.

I agree with this pasta, though Sakura is alright too

It's okay, Illya is naturally lewd.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but does Halloween Event show up as soon as the 1/2 Hands goes off or there's some time inbetween?

Shinji didn't steal Rider, Zouken wouldn't have allowed it.
Sakura was such a cuck that she handed one of her command seals over and Zouken turned it into a book and let Shinji fight the war because she was a pathetic miserable pile of shit.
She willingly gave it to him

Here, forgot my rare Shinji pic

IS THAT

AKURYOU TAISAN

I'm going to masturbate to Illya every day and there is nothing the anti-loli faggot can do about it

What do you think user, are the cups bringing you to your execution or to go shopping?

No bully!

>children are naturally lewd
Only in your sick mind, pedo
DELETE THIS

In 12 hours maintenance starts.
4 hours later, there will be an update, there will be no more half hands, but halloween should have started

This if Florence Nightingale, she's a nurse.

and you can't roll for her.

This is my cute wife Okita.
Say something nice about her.

Thought this was seiba at first

Musashi is better

Who here has a grailed leonidas or mozart? I want to test them

Don't worry, I'm publishing all your posts to the interpol at this very moment and tracking your ip right fucking now. You are dead kiddo.

I don't want her anyway
she is shit and her card art is shit
the image you posted is also shit
I bet your name is Butt you dumb shitblaster

My inventory is full of gold cards. What do I do with them if I don't get Tamamo?

cash in your 100 mana prisms

She is not a shitty pedobait

My husband Astolfo is CUTE!

Bring it on, kike
I own several katanas

Good, I don't want her and I really hope she doesn't spook me on the anniversary paid summon. This list has so many good ones that getting her would be really bad.

Francis Drake
Medb
Ramesses II
Jack the Ripper
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
Tamamo no Mae
Xuanzang
Vlad III
Nightingale
Cu Chulainn (Alter)

You want to fight?

You use them all on Liz obviously

Stop making me like fluffy things

that's not very nice

>there are people in this very thread who don't have Gilgamesh
>there are people in this very thread who don't have Kintoki
>there are people in this very thread who won't get Okita and Scat

>bringing katanas to a gunfight
Dumb lolicon

Medea has cute Shoes!

You can look but you can't touch, for JPbulls only

Why is Shuten barefoot?

That's for what friends exist.

>he needs guns to solve all his problems
Are you american?

Cause her feet are delicious.

>being a collectorfag
>not using only those you like
Faggot

*cuts your pathetic low-IQ bullet in half*
Pathetic.

does she want me to do something?

I unironically think that photo looks cool as fuck tho

GUDAGUDA when?

>Expecting the RNG to like me enough to even give me a 4*, let alone a 5*
I'm going to be the guy who primarily-uses 3* and welfares, unless my luck turns around when I start rolling again next year.

Because oni are shit! SHIT!
Die!