/twg/ - Total War General

It's a reference to a Saurus Old Blood voice line.

They're Marines, duh

What is the second most tedious campaign after Chaos? Both games, disregarding mods.
Wood Elves?

>teclis very hard campaign
>having to deal with mortathi and malekith with a combined 90 provinces with their +50 percent economy
>ulthuan has been overun and tyrion never let me confederate him

HORNED ONES REALM WEAKENS

fuck

rats

WOW rude

Wtf happened here and what's with the bretonnian mace infantry? Mod?

>lettit gets triggered by jokes

>he doesn't know

That's what you get for caring so much about the greater world.

I want to fuck rats tbqh.

Malekith is such a good lord once he's decked out, he started this fight at half health .

Malekith is pretty inarguably the biggest dick on the battlefield right now. He combines some of the best magic in the game with being straight up retardedly strong in melee. And he gets a dragon mount because he wasn't strong enough already.

>Skrolk doesn't get a mount

shame

You have to go back

Why is there no "magic missiles" ability?

lizardmen can't sexually reproduce, skaven can, so what do you think?

TRVE SVN VF AENERIVN

>Homeshit

It would have to be a stolen dwarf copter or some shit because there's not a creature in the world dumb enough to have that walking biohazard riding on its back.

Tehenhuain when?

I want to turn my cute Skinks into a red and blue tide of super buffed rat genocide.

what a fucking battlemap, guys

Seconding this, preferably as a horde.

Tyrion, HΞIR ΘF AΞNΞRIΩN

low tier bret units vs a stack and a half of welves
SFO

>You will never cuddle the Horned Rat and tell him everything will be okay

You're waifu is SHIT compared to mine.

>tfw using Menace Below is practically cheating

how do I get over this feel

If you're not playing like an absolute scumfuck and enjoying it then you're just not immersing yourself well enough as Skaven.

You wait for a patch to fix it or hope for a mod. I think someone linked a mod, haven't tried it yet.

Kroq really didn't like Lothern.

Darren /ourgoy/

more like sharon

humans rape lizers

I can't wait to play the combined map :D

I don't know when it'll happen, all I know is that it's guaranteed. Skinks drop his name in-game.

>troglodon, a blind carnosaur-esque mount for skink characters with a poisonous bite and poison spit attack
>engine of the gods for ancient stegadons, causing enemy units to miscast whilst giving friendly units a ward save on top of being magical artillery
>ark of sotek for bastiladons, spawning jungle swarms at will, masses of biting serpents with poisoned attacks
>ripperdactyls, frenzied terradons with armor piercing intended to cause havoc in melee combat
>salamander hunting packs, monstrous creatures with a flaming breath attack
>razordon hunting packs, giant reptiles covered in lethal spines that are able to be launched in a volley of shooting attacks
>tehenhauin, a lore of beasts wizard with poisoned attacks that gives every skink in his army enormous buffs against skaven opponents, riding in to battle on a TIDE OF SERPENTS

It's pretty hype. Tons of ranged firepower, more monsters, more monstrous mounts, flying units that might actually be worth a damn.

LOOK AT HOW RIPPED THIS FUCKING SKINK IS. HE'S HERE TO FUCK RATS AND FUCK MORE RATS.

have they said how wood elves will work in ME? in regards to their WH1 ability to colonize every settlement, I mean. will they get something new, or will they just have shitty colonies everywhere while others have full fledged towns?

Why do we not have any Kelly comic edits?

What's the appeal of Dark Magic, exactly? Besides good basic spell it doesn't have any good buffs, debuffs, or a nuke like the comet or pit of shades vortex

Datamined sea map + text overlay map fitting perfectly + entry blog map image fitting perfectly
this is it lads, this is the final map

Are... are you retarded?

Who here ready to bring the WAAAAGH around the world ?

Elaborate

Have you not ever used Dark magic? If you have and you still think it's bad, you're retarded

When will we get news this week?

I doubt it. Not for the southlands

Their vortex spell is one of the few good ones in the game

>troglodons, stegadons, bastiladons, and ripperdactyls all ridden by skinks
>salamanders and razordons led in to battle by skinks
>tehenhauin is a skink

It fits.

There's like one bad spell in Dark Magic and it's the first one.

Nice, looks a absolutely huge.

Depending on how the badlandsbowl ends up, I'll probably try greenskins again. Will probably launch a crusade on perfidious Ulthuan first, though.

No, Greenskins are the worst race.

>asked to elaborate
>doesn't
Hate moving vortexes

this is it bro

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Anything better than these last lines that Saurians have?

-15% upkeep
+15% preplenishment
Lightning Strike

And then that last one on top of everything already.

Bladewind can easily net over a thousand kills if you overcast and it scatters correctly. You're really fucking stupid if you refuse to use it.

No it isn't. Stop posting some fan made crap as "proof"

I'll wait for CA to announce the map.

uh, that's ben garrison, not kelly

I want to give Malekith a half-brother or sister

I feel bad for horned rat now

Proof?

LITERALLY everybody gets the same skill

obvious bait

>summon plague monks on Malekith
>dies in seconds

Local edgelord not so tough after getting raped

>fanmade
>datamined document
>datamined text map

>fanmade

sure bro

>and it scatters correctly
That's the problem, there are plenty of spells that do better damage while you can control the placement as well

The Southlands there is literally just the Southlands as it shows up off the edge of the TW1 map. It's not accurate.

>laughingmalekith.jpg

...

Except you're completely wrong, nothing does as much damage as Bladewind except arguably Chain Lightning

Greenskins

the image you just quoted is the datamined sea color map.

Then don't overcast it? It gains no damage on the OC and doesn't last long enough to flip back into your line.

Soul Stealer is all around fantastic and Doom Bolt is at worst as good as Amber Spear, one of the best snipe spells in TW1.

Do you have proof that it's the datamined map and that it's up to date?

Soon

>salamanders and razordons led in to battle by skinks
Hydras, squigs and rat ogres should all have handlers but they don't.
I really doubt they're going to change that for salamanders.

Province // Settlement
------------- ---------------

NEW WORLD

Aghol Wastelands // Fortress of the Damned
Aghol Wastelands // Palace of Princes
Aghol Wastelands // The Palace Of Ruin

Ash River // Numas
Ash River // Quatar
Ash River // Springs of Eternal Life

Atalan Mountains // Eye of the Panther
Atalan Mountains // Martek
Atalan Mountains // Vulture Mountain

Avelorn // Evershael
Avelorn // Gaean Vale
Avelorn // Tor Saroir

Blackspine Mountains // Plain of Dogs
Blackspine Mountains // Plain of Spiders
Blackspine Mountains // Red Desert

Caledor // Tor Sethai
Caledor // Vauls Anvil

Charnel Valley // Granite Massif
Charnel Valley // Karag Orrud

Chrace // Elisia
Chrace // Tor Achare

Coast of Araby // Al Haikk
Coast of Araby // Copher
Coast of Araby // Fyrus

Cothique // Mistnar
Cothique // Tor Koruali

Crater of the Walking Dead // Doom Glade
Crater of the Walking Dead // Rasetra

Deadwood // Dargoth
Deadwood // Nargrar
Deadwood // Shagrath
Deadwood // The Frozen City

Devil's Backbone // Lahmia
Devil's Backbone // Lybaras
Devil's Backbone // Mahrak

Doom Glades // Hag Hall
Doom Glades // Ice Rock Gorge
Doom Glades // Temple of Addaioth
Doom Glades // Vauls Anvil

Eataine // Angerrial
Eataine // Lothern
Eataine // Shrine of Asuryan
Eataine // Tower of Lysean

Ellyrion // Tor Elyr
Ellyrion // Whitefire Tor

Great Desert of Araby // Bel Aliad
Great Desert of Araby // Black Tower of Arkhan
Great Desert of Araby // El-Kalabad
Great Desert of Araby // Pools of Despair

Headhunters Jungle // Mangrove Coast
Headhunters Jungle // Marks of the Old Ones
Headhunters Jungle // Jungle Oyxl

Hell Pit // Hell Pit

Huahuan Desert // Chamber of Visions
Huahuan Desert // Sentinels of Xeti
Huahuan Desert // The Golden Colossus

Iron Mountains // Altar of Ultimate Darkness
Iron Mountains // Har Kaldra
Iron Mountains // Naggarond
Iron Mountains // Rackdo Gorge

>hero on a dragon has lot of kills again hordes of shit
Astonishing

the scaling makes me want to vomit, jesus christ

If he doesn't say those lines in game, we riot

tthis will take a while

Ironfrost Glacier // Dagraks End
Ironfrost Glacier // Ironfrost

Ismuths of Lustria // Fallen Gates
Ismuths of Lustria // Hexoatl
Ismuths of Lustria // Skeggi
Ismuths of Lustria // Ziggurat of Dawn

Jungles of Green Mists // Spektazuma
Jungles of Green Mists // Wellsprings of Eternity

Kingdom of Beasts // Serpent Coast
Kingdom of Beasts // Temple of Skulls
Kingdom of Beasts // The Cursed Jungle

Land of Assassins // Lashiek
Land of Assassins // Palace of the Wizard Caliph
Land of Assassins // Sorcerers Island

Land of the Dead // Khemri
Land of the Dead // Pyramid of Nagash
Land of the Dead // Zandri

Nagarythe // Shrine of Khaine
Nagarythe // Tor Anlec
Nagarythe // Tor Dranil

Northern Great Jungle // Chaqua
Northern Great Jungle // Temple of Tlencan
Northern Great Jungle // Xahutec
Northern Great Jungle // Xlanhuapec

Northern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Macu Peaks
Northern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Port Reaver
Northern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Shrine of Sotek
Northern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Swamp Town

Obsidian Peaks // Circle of Destruction
Obsidian Peaks // Clar Karond
Obsidian Peaks // Storag Kor
Obsidian Peaks // Venom Glade

Saphery // Port Elistor
Saphery // Tor Finu
Saphery // Tower of Hoeth

Shifting Sands // Antoch
Shifting Sands // Bhagar
Shifting Sands // Ka-Sabar

Skavenblight // Skavenblight

Southern Great Jungle // Axlotl
Southern Great Jungle // Itza
Southern Great Jungle // Subatuun

Southern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Floating Pyramid
Southern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Monument of the Moon
Southern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // Pahuax
Southern Great Jungle of Pahualaxa // The High Sentinel

>chain lightning
Another moving fuckfest. Pretty sure that comet does more damage against blobs AND you don't have to pray for the shit to go they way you want to

>Devil's Backbone // Lahmia
>Lahmia
>Devil's Backbone

Southlands Jungle // Tower of the Gods
Southlands Jungle // Teotiqua

Southlands Worlds Edge Mountains // Karak Zorn
Southlands Worlds Edge Mountains // Lost Plateau
Southlands Worlds Edge Mountains // Mount Arachnos

Spine of Sotek // Hualotal
Spine of Sotek // Mine of the Bearded Skulls
Spine of Sotek // Monument of Izzatal

The Black Coast // Arnheim
The Black Coast // Bleak Hold Fortress

The Black Flood // Cragroth Deep
The Black Flood // Hag Graef
The Black Flood // Shroktak Mount
The Black Flood // Temple of Khaine

The Broken Land // Blacklight Tower
The Broken Land // Karond Kar
The Broken Land // Slavers Point

The Chill Road // Ashrak
The Chill Road // Ghrond
The Chill Road // The Great Arena

The Clawed Coast // Hoteks Column
The Clawed Coast // The Monoliths
The Clawed Coast // The Twisted Glade

The Creeping Jungle // Temple of Kara
The Creeping Jungle // Tlanxla
The Creeping Jungle // Tlaxtlan

The Road of Skulls // Har Ganeth
The Road of Skulls // Kauark
The Road of Skulls // Spite Reach
The Road of Skulls // The Black Pillar

Tir Anoc // Tor Anroc
Tir Anoc // Whitepeak

Titan Peaks // Ancient City of Quintex
Titan Peaks // Ironspike
Titan Peaks // Ssildra Tor
Titan Peaks // The Moon Shard

Vampire Coast // Pox Marsh
Vampire Coast // The Awakening
Vampire Coast // The Blood Swamps

Volcanic Island // Fuming Serpent
Volcanic Island // The Star Tower

Yvresse // Elessaeli
Yvresse // Tor Yvresse

I know, they won't have handlers in-engine. I'm just saying that they're canonically associated with skinks and fit in to a skink themed piece of DLC as a result.

nigga its too many words, post with less words please

>Land of the Dead // Khemri
>Land of the Dead // Pyramid of Nagash
This makes me think it'll be one of Arkhan and Settra.

>Devil's Backbone // Lybaras
This makes me think we'll get Khalida though.

>the spell that's the most difficult to use is also the most damaging

It's almost like it's intentional.

funny that chaos wastes is just 1 province-settlement now

Also the proof is the datamined fits 1:1 with text overlay map and sea color datamined map

OLD WORLD
Athel Loren // Crag Halls
Athel Loren // Vauls Anvil
Athel Loren // Waterfall Palace
Athel Loren // Yn Edryl Korian

Averland // Averheim
Averland // Grenzstadt

Bastonne Et Montfort // Castle Bastonne
Bastonne Et Montfort // Montfort

Black Mountains // Karak Angazhar
Black Mountains // Karak Hirn
Black Mountains // Mighdal Vongalbarak

Blightwater // Deff Gorge
Blightwater // Karak Azgal
Blightwater // Kradtommen
Blightwater // Misty Mountain

Blood River Valley // Barag Dawazbag
Blood River Valley // Barak Varr
Blood River Valley // Dok Karaz
Blood River Valley // Varenka Hills

Bordeleaux Et Aquitaine // Aquitaine
Bordeleaux Et Aquitaine // Bordeleaux
Bordeleaux Et Aquitaine // Brionne
Bordeleaux Et Aquitaine // Castle Carcassonne

Chaos Wastes // Chaos Wastes
Couronne Et Languille // Couronne
Couronne Et Languille // Languille

Death Pass // Iron Rock
Death Pass // Karag Dron
Death Pass // Karak Drazh

Desolation of Nagash // Black Iron Mine
Desolation of Nagash // Karak Azul
Desolation of Nagash // Spitepeak

Eastern Badlands // Crooked Fang Fort
Eastern Badlands // Dringorackaz
Eastern Badlands // Karak Eight Peaks
Eastern Badlands // Valayas Sorrow

Eastern Border Princes // Akendorf
Eastern Border Princes // Matorca

Eastern Oblast // Praag
Eastern Oblast // Volksgrad

Eastern Sylvania // Castle Drakenhof
Eastern Sylvania // Eschen
Eastern Sylvania // Waldenhof

Estalia // Bilbali
Estalia // Magritta
Estalia // Tobara

Forest of Arden // Castle Artois
Forest of Arden // Gisoreux

Gianthome Mountains // Khazid Bordkarag
Gianthome Mountains // Kraka Drak
Gianthome Mountains // Sjoktraken
Gianthome Mountains // Baersonlings Camp
Gianthome Mountains // Frozen Landing

what the fuck