Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/31846/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/dota2
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui


PREVIOUSLY ON D2G:

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anime

PATCHU
dota2.com/707

new patch during this thread

IT'S TIME BOYS

nth for Selemene and the Dark Moon!

no anime

Cryptic tweets are so fucking retarded.

pATCH

why does everyone think it will be today

icefrog here
i'll drop the patch but only if you post your best dancing anime gif

IT'S MIDNIGHT IN RUSSIAN LAND

THE PATCH ISN'T COMING TODAY

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAITACHI

Cats for patch

First for WHERES THE FUCKING PATCH

NEW PUGNA ARCANA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PATCH

reposting
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give patch

>d2g fell for my shitpost
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first for earthshaker buff

>girl on girl
fucking gross kill yourself shit artist

kill urself v1lat ur not funny

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retards

>People actually thought the patch was going to drop today
Valve only drops patches on Thursdays you fucking bandwagoning retards.

>b-but muh patch notes!
Why the fuck would they drop the notes earlier than Thursday? You fucking retard.

please post yfw a few user were able to LARP an entire general into thinking there was a patch today just by posting random times

dota2.com/(You)
dota2.com/(You)
dota2.com/(You)
dota2.com/(You)
dota2.com/(You)

Why do valve do this?
It's not fun for anyone

where is the patch dotards

who you guys gonna try out first:
pangolin dude
tinkerbell?

u first f@g

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Post what you're listening to while waiting for patch

youtube.com/watch?v=gafHsAusZmY

ur mam

nth for /ourguy/ taking over TI

I was one of them

reminder that reddit pranked u niggers

dont bother checking, its nothing

>Thursday?

Actually the last many times it has been on Sundays.

youtube.com/watch?v=-u77XdL8_B4

IT'S REAL

>dropping patch notes the same day as a patch
lol

If anybody got pranked by that they're legitimately brain dead.

IKR, like what does this even mean?

Neither because everyone will be spamming left clicks on them at terminal velocity during drafting phase. I'll be picking the hard counters.

That's literally standard you dolt. Notes/Teasers on sunday/monday, testing ON the notes on weekdays and THEN we get it live for everyone on thursday.

FUCKING ICEFRAUD.

>tfw made this shit
Cyкa блядь))

why did I believe the russian fake?

>53 more minutes

Kuroky isn't that ugly

Oh shit, dotards better not go to next manor at Romania

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Release me from this purgatory with the sweet embrace of death.

because you're a fucking retard who avatarfags with pictures of a prostitute
kill yourself

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What? Valve won't copy the League of Legends system? That's really unexpected!

>expecting anything else from ur typical dotard

fucking great user

WHERE IS IT ICEFRAUD U FUCKIN COLDTOAD CUNT

50 MINUTES

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>no patch notes
time to die

gimme the path notes right THE FUCK NOW LA

I honestly can't wait for MK nerfs
>comes to your lane
>melees your ass from 1000 range
>kills you in 6 hits
heh, nothing personal kiddo

>you will never play 7.07

>an evil ancient force awakens
>no patch

Does anybody else remember the time when Dota used to get patches?

youtube.com/watch?v=6ghQDiGazLk
>replace img on the background
>copy text from lolwiki
>reddit (nu-d2g) still fell for this
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

GIVE ME THE NOTES OR GABEN GETS IT

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where is that patch doe

RUSSIA LAND IS GOING TO SLEEP

PATCH NOTES ARE GETTING POSTPONED

NO PATCH!!

Boost my account pls i will pay you.

what the fuck

post the webm of the guy getting his dick sucked by the cow calf
hot

Any TriHard s in here?

>guy (male)
newfag

I'll have you know that I have a doe fetish and this incredibly hot.

source???????

cmonBruh

>reddit post

patch in 3 hours
t. v1lat

ZULUL

fuck off

post tfw no patch today

wth its 10/16 not 16/10 here, I though its as dead as game itself
anyway, why do u think patch is coming out today?

t. Trihex

>patch in 3 hours
t. v1lat
v1lat lives in Ukraine so patch in 1 and half hours.

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at least josh is on nlss today...........

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>Thought patch was coming today
You re actually retarded,
No wonder why your game is dying

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WHERE'S THE PAAAAATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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try running the test client guys

I have become the patch.

:(