Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>every minor/major contribute points for TI spots

So the honeypot meme is finally kill?

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Hey red, draw CM getting more dumb and sluttier the more she feeds silencer

l*li p*gna fans had their reign for too long

thanks

feed me 7.07

Leo confirms tuesday patch

patch when

there is no patch coming, the one TF2 dev finally snapped and is killing everyone in valve HQ, Gaben locked himself inside his office and puts out updates to make it seem like everythings okay

>this is a 10/10 on d2g

THANK YOU BASED LEO

What could I have done here?

I love you

why would gaben do that?
he could literally just eat him

refresher instead of linkens

Since the update isn't coming today...

Anyone see Blade Runner 2049? Pretty great movie.

thanks qt

>when K realizes his life has no purpose apart from helping some alcoholic asshole find his daughter

ye, it was nice

nothing

the fact that you couldn't end the game before min 25 with a veno, tide and jugg is baffling.

>mfw no patch

nth for OG Disbanding

what tournaments are they even in?

10th for /x/ and the myziam ayylmao

The best thing of OD was that they reminded me that Red Bull exists

Have been drinking only that ever since they sponsored them

Fuck OG but I love that tangy bullshit fake taste of Redbull

Juggernaaaaaaaaut!

Old memes. Now.

>AC on le 2.0 BAT man of week long attack animations
>AC at all when it's bad anyway
>linkens instead of lotus on a clunky, durable initiator that needs armor and dispels
>linkens instead of silver edge for the same stats with shorter invis cooldown and a debuff to fully delete enemy cores
>no radiance to melt weaver and timber and/or make troll miss some hits
>no drums to help jugg and veno right click things faster
>no refresher or octarine for more mild inconvenience or teamfight durability

That said, the more important thing was to ban Rubick to keep your teammates from feeding while they try to make BIG PLAYS for Youtube videos.

fuck off fly, no one is going to fall for your jewery here

>tired of playing support so much you've started playing stuff like roaming support wraith king

lmfao dumb seamonkey poster still shitposting

nothing because you went late against a team with a ton of cores on it

...

man drum is such a shit item

>wake up
>still no patch

DOOOTAAARDS??

go play tf2

Recommend me a cheap mouse /d2g/. Mine is starting to malfunction

Linkens for fucking what? Pudge ult? Cold Snap?

how do i know when to not be a pussy with tinker and just boots into a lane and delete someone

always feel like someones about to pop out behind them

Go back to bed

>shrines and talents still in the game

patch when

Go to bed grandpa, the future is for the young.

They got a minor since every relevant team doesn't want to go in it
The finals had OG v Kinguin ffs

talents are better than stats

As a solo support most of the time, talents are so helpful.

Were there any good nude mods before Volvo nuked mods in general?

but the best girl is already naked?

no the character models suck
there was a mod that made it so a cute anime girl would cheer you on but that doesn't belong according to valve
but hey at least we've got the Rick and Morty announcer haha epic

to be fair...

yeah?

nudes?

you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.

Not surprised you think it's a meme.

I just go full /sheep/ mode and buy razer gear. It's not that great but hell I can snatch all of the initial bounty runes from thirsty peruvians due to enhanced right clicks.

Go with razer. Deathadder.

Wow, you must be really smart if you understand Rick and Morty.

What would Auroth wear to arouse a consort? I'm asking because I'm commissioning a comic and need something to put on the cover page.

tune into cancel he is going on a fucking nihilist tangent

if 7 Lone Druid offlane will be meta next patch

Good god this is up there with funn1k levels of insanity

steamdb.info/app/247040/history/
>2 minutes ago

FUCK.

get hype faggots

I will turn him into a fellow purifier

summer dress

NEVER
EVER

WILL WE GET
THE FUCKING
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

yo what the fuck is this aegis right besides my health bar? it just showed up out of nowhere

i thought it was supposed to show that you had a level 1000+ battle pass, but mine was at 410

why the fuck do runes exist?
this isn't mario kart motherfuckers get rid of this shit

Yeah, I am not using that idea. 5 decides what Auroth wears.

a dress made of niggerdicks

A well-intentioned but poorly thought-out bikini.

Crystal Maiden's outfit.

bondage gear

Elaborate

Well-made, properly sized for her, but she forgot she had to work around the tail.

>tfw I made this meme

Tightly knit sweater

something like this

exhentai.org/s/07d15cb805/1128325-40

A hijab

A costume of a crying panda?

This type of sweater

I just want the patch

what's a good support hero that just cums all over the offlaner? im tired of losing my 3k matches because my pos4 is feeding in the offlane while im losing my safelane
hell. it doesn't even have to be a traditional support hero, just someone that can win the lane and pick off effectively with a lead in gold/xp
t. visage spammer

she'd have her icehair braided and strange arm warmers, because other wyverns would be sexually attracted by a healthy mane and strong claws, unlike degenerate mammals that only care about tits and ass

rerolling for virgin killer sweater

no patch

A belly dancer outfit

spiritbreaker

literally no offlaner can trade hits with you and as soon as the lane is safe for your carry you can start charging people

I'm counting this as a 5

Oracle
>le long attack range and low BAT of many harassments
>le instant cast nuke of much damage and healing
>le root+purge of many kills and escapes
>le disarm of denying the offlaner farm and saving your carry from harass
>le ult which is literally good shallow grave

spend like 10 minutes learning combos and you can shit all over every offlaner in the game.

You might as well do whatever you want
Fucking shithead

Goodnight d2g. Ill pray for the patch tonight godbless.

oracle is so fucking good and I have no idea why he doesn't get played more

>STILL NO PATCH
FUCKING KILL ME HOLY FUCK