/sthg/ - Sonic The Hedgehog General

>999
This is it Luigi.

>Thread 1000 - (embed) addition

Sure was nice of the Princess to invite us over to the pre-shitpost thread ey Luigi

>It's just this one left

I'LL MISS IT BECAUSE I NEED TO GO AND MAKE MONEY

I JUST KNOW IT

QUADRRRRUPLE NEGAS__, THIS MAKES ME MAD

If I don't miss it though, that'll be swell.

kissu

Me too ;_;

1000 is overrated, 999 is where it's at!

>999

Almost there!

Let's make a list of characters that are FASTER than Sonic!

I'll start with an obvious one

>Infinite

youtube.com/watch?v=q1noOrwMsc8

Don't kill this thread while I'm asleep.

>Shadow
>Metal Sonic

eggman

Dr. Eggman

Classic Eggman

Now, I'm not saying I would snuggle['/spoiler] that Holo-Lynx, but I would absolutely SNUGGLE that Holo-Lynx.

Here's another for your collection

Mario

I wouldn't say he's faster.
More like equal speed. Eggman never gains ground and pretty much stays even with Sonic.

Oh fuck, that's never happened before.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbgxVx2oYgE
Post fitting thread themes.

Also, PANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC

Would she have her own fur texture or would she just feel really smooth?

*rests*

I'd like to image that it's a mix of both. Mobians make the best pillows. And blankets.

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I have it on good authority that /gsg/ is planning to raid #1000

He can go from 0 to 60 in an instant without even spin dashing, boosting or peeling out. Every time you spin dash to try and catch him, he just jumps to max speed without breaking a sweat.

I want to be that lynx

Well they are part animal. It's like having a life sized plush animal with you.

WE NEED TO SLOW DOWN!
Everyone will be asleep for #1000!

Sure, sure, he can accelerate faster, but he doesn't have a higher top speed. In the end he's roughly the same speed.

*Inhales*

What exactly is real!Nicole made of? Holograms? Nanomachines?

What if we just all agree to not make the 1000th thread until the late afternoon/early evening? Would that not fly?

Everyone sleep now!

Totally. All Mobians are in need of serious snuggling.

Of course it wouldn't. Where do you think we are?

It's too late, this thread will be blasted through at sonic speed.

Source

Would that be convenient?

>slowing down
>In a sonic general
>ever
Nah, Nigga. We have to go even further beyond! I'm probably gonna miss the 1000th thread anyways.

#1000 will be a dumpster fire.

Gonna get some rest. Figured we could take this thread slow, because 1000 is gonna be incredibly fast. Wouldn't surprise me if we have multiple #1000 editions, tbqh

I'd say so. 5 Central Time, or something? Of course, actually getting everyone on the same page and agree to not do it until then would be a challenge. Perhaps we should all agree to just go to bed and take it slow until tomorrow afternoon?

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PINK BIMBO!! WE'RE ALMOST AT THE 1000TH THREAD!!! YOU CANT BE SLEEPING ON THE JOB GODDAMMIT!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO WIN YOUR MAN IF YOU CANT EVEN WAKE UP ON TIME?! HURRY AND WAKE UP BEFORE I BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUTTA YOU AND SHOVE A UFO UP YOUR SPIKE PINK WARP RING, MS. ROSE!!

>Get sleep
>Take it slow until noon
I can do that. Night /sthg/!

>spoiler
We will. At once, because people are retards. And there's going to be one posted at least 100 posts too early.

zzz

Well, if everyone is up for it, then sure. Have a good night, ya'll.

What if I make the #1000 thread right now?

Speaking of Sonic's Shitty Friends, lets go over a hypothetical Sonic Heroes 2 roster.

01. Team Heroes:
>Speed: Sonic
>Flight: Tails
>Power: Knuckles

02. Team Rose:
>Speed: Amy
>Flight: Cream
>Power: Big

03. Team Dark:
>Speed: Shadow
>Flight: Rouge
>Power: Omega

04. Team Chaotix:
>Speed: Espio
>Flight: Charmy
>Power: Vector

05. Team Future:
>Speed: Silver
>Flight: Marine/some new character
>Power: Blaze

06. Team Wild:
>Speed: Sticks/somebody else
>Flight: Ray
>Power: Mighty

07. Team Hooligan:
>Speed: Fang
>Flight: Bean
>Power: Bark

08. Team Babylon:
>Speed: Jet
>Flight: Wave
>Power: Storm

09. Team Guardian:
>Speed: Shade
>Flight: Tikal
>Power: Chaos or Honey

10. Team Shepherd:
>Speed: Tiara
>Flight: Honey
>Power: Gemerl

11. Team Witchcarter:
>Speed: Foke-Wulf
>Flight: Carrotia
>Power: Bearenger

12. Team Mech:
>Speed: Metal Sonic
>Flight: Tails Doll
>Power: Metal Knuckles

13. Team Super:
>Speed: Super Sonic
>Flight: Super Silver
>Power: Super Shadow

You will most likely just be ignored after some people REEEEE at you.

I'll kill you.

You'd get ignored like the other fags with the Amy threads.

Fine I'll just wait until we're 100 post from bump limit

sounds cool

You'll still get ignored and REEEEE'd at even harder. Good luck I guess.

Now here's the (optional) Freedom Fighters expansion pack for those of you who like them.

1. Team Freedom:
>Speed: Sally
>Flight: Nicole
>Power: Muttski or Griff

2. Team Fighters:
>Speed: Antoine
>Flight: Bunnie
>Power: Rotor

3. Team Backup:
>Speed: Lupe
>Flight: Muttski or Dulcy
>Power: Dulcy or Griff

Scratch and Grounder when?

Fuck it, I'd play it

Likely in IDW

>silver
>speed

Someone that we know needs to make a tripcode and be the 1000 thread maker before things get ruined. The first thread was made by someone with a tripcode, don't meme me , I wanna nominate GHP user, but I think he'll be gone for most of the start.

If not, I still say 1000th should not be a character thread. Its gotta be for the general.

>Big
Why

There's no reason to have this on Team Rose, he's so pointless he got replaced by Vectors in that one Rider game.

>3. Team Backup:
>>Speed: Lupe
>>Flight: Muttski or Dulcy
>>Power: Dulcy or Griff
Gonna stop you right there, because nobody's ever given a shit about of them except for maybe Lupe. Granted the entire post is characters most people don't care too much about, but not even comicfags care about Muttski or Dulcy

who the fuck is griff?

Tails in SA1/DX

Is Blaze the Cat still around? Would be fitting if the thread maker of the 1st /sthg/ thread makes the 1000th thread.

Anyways, gonna get some sleep, since we wanna keep this thread slow till noon. Night guys!

It's already been decided since forever ago it's Super Sonic. We had a poll.

>Its not in the OP

Some person is still gonna mess it up.

But if trolls will get ignored I guess it's all good.

i'll make it a Big thread xD

I wonder what the 1000 pic will be

4 u

epic meme aaron

Hey guys
The #1000 will be a meme

I am honored that you would nominate me, but
A. I won't be home until 5:30, or 6 CST and
B. I've never made a thread before and I'm certain that I'd fuck it up somehow. Though I do agree that it should be someone trustworthy in the community.

Sonic heroes 2 should have interchangeable heroes between teams. Like you choose one speed flight and power type.

Go to sleep, Aaron.

That would make story telling a clusterfuck and there would be less character interaction in general.

They could get away with that if the lines weren't voiced but they wouldn't do that.

I can't until Aaron releases major Sonic Forces news tomorrow, inevitably blowing the 1000th thread up and making us pass it like nothing

We should just split 1000 up into Acts and make it last all day. How 'bout that?

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I'm down with that. Didn't one of the major threads last several editions anyways? Pre-character editions, I mean.

>SHIT LUIGI
>WE GOTTA do it all over again

Dammit Metal, go home. You're not the real Sonic.

Kinda ruins the whole point of numbering threads, don't it?

Not really, we've blown through so many numbers & repeated numbers in here before, we've probably already passed the 1000 mark. It's the spirit of it that really matters

What will happens if someone ruins #1000?

then we all ruin that user

They get a paddling

My logic is that if threads can become stickied and last for far longer than is normal then we could justify splitting the thread into Acts to achieve the same affect until we're all partied out. Just my two rings.

People will bitch and moan, ruining that thread.

>partied out
It's not going to be any different from the other threads, just a bigger number and the same old shitposting, arguments and honking.

then we go all home