/tsg/ - The Sims General

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>sex mods aren't even fun
porn ruined me
how do I make these fun?

play the game for not fapping

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Which sims is the best and why it is Sims 2

nobody does that

yeah they doo

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oonga boonga, where the white men are

i gotta sleep
so uh, don't die.

share mods

the only mod she has is lipstick and a leg tattoo. that's the career outfit for maxing the science career

2 was bretty good, my only huge complaint is wishing that the view of surrounding lots was less horrible. But, I'm sure if it was my pc would've died running it back when 2 came out.

>create self-insert, character romances and bangs tonnes of pre-made sims and created waifus
>decide to switch it up, and decide to play as the grill and seduce myself for once
>be candy behr, already friends so the next step shouldn't be that hard right?
>for whatever reason, my sim keep rejecting every once of her advances, first time i've even seen this happen in TS4
>self insert outright runs away to play computer at her house

I love that top on male sims.

>2 mins later get wickedwhims autonomy event asking to bang her geeky loner sister, who he's never even met yet
>never seen myself do it with the autonomy system before, so why not
>dude has her rim his ass all night until she has to go to school the next morning
>welcome wagon event happens at the same time
>my sim casually goes home naked and with a boner
>neighbours proceed as if nothing happened, minus Paolo Rocca who creepily tries to follow my sim around

Wow king, you are beautiful.

Which sims should I get?

>Tfw you have become a grandmaster vampire
>Tfw you have forced Vladislaus to drink the vampire cure
>Tfw you killed him right after he has been cured
>Tfw you have stolen his mansion

This is the only reason why i have transformed my sim into a vampire

Forget your fancy labs I have a basement

Lmao kid in green shirt is sexually assaulting the hot woman

>10

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>page 10
pls

Is the guy getting fatter now? He looks chunky

>Not knowing what a "dad bod" is

Nmhjf

I'm ass finding hair.

Anyone knows more hairstyles like this? Longer in the front and shorter in the back.

Do you like the bunker I made?

>page 10

Reeeeeee

Is that the female version of Robbie Rotten?

Looks cool

Thank you.

It's built under an old rundown playground with the staircase down hidden in an old garden shed.

I don't really think her chin is too big.

What sort of apocalypse are you preparing for?

It's unclear. She found the entrance under the floorboard of the shed after running away and being forced to use it as shelter.

Nice. I look forward to learning more

Cats and dogs needs to come out already

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Any pajeets enjoying the holiday pack update?

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Im white but i havent tried it out yet

They did an update? Did it add Indian stuff?

New PC, new install, trying to download a load of mods. Questions:

Why the fuck dont modders make nice big packs so I don't have to download everything individually?

Why the fuck is there so much shit made by modders for toddlers?

Redpill me on Copgirl.

Also are their any good career mods? I want to be an MMA fighter or Professional Wrestler.

because 90% of the modder base are preppy teen girls & middle age moms who think babies and children are OMG SO CUTEEEE ADORABLE AHHH I COULD JUST DIE

and yeah, i've only seen a few people ever bundle their stuff up into one big pack. wish it was more common.

wow that was really timely lol

i'm a huge bitch and i have 8 cats and i smell like feces

>8 cats

C-cute.

...and why the FUCK is 90% of the good Maxis Match stuff on FUCKING tumblr of all places? I mean....fuck...it has the usability of a wet shit.

its like when you realize everything you love comes from hell

i actually only have one cat :(

I just wanted user to like me

>I just wanted user to like me

Done, wanna see my vagina?

I literally only play the game as a serial killer simulator.

>Have shitty apartment
>Invite self over to neighbors
>Kill them and rob them blind
>Come home to girlfriend who is playing vidya on the couch
>Fuck her while still bloody
>Sell the shit I stole and move into the apartment I just emptied

How to kill peopl

Yup. Clothing and items for Diwali.

There's a mod called Extreme Violence. By the same person that did the celebrity one.

Pair it with Basemental Drugs and you can get high on cocaine before you murder your neighbors and aggressively fuck your bitch on the counter.

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>Basemental Drugs

Can you link the Patreon version?

i cant see myself ever using this hair

as long as there's no dentata

Sure, how can I get it to you?

post here

Can't it's a blue board.

Which game is best for luring people into a basement and getting rid of the stairs so that you can come down every day to give them food to get Stockholm syndrome so they have sex with you to fuel your garden with the corpses of babies? Im asking for a friend.

sims 3.

Not very original though is it? Everyone's done that by now.

What is it about The Sims games that attract all sorts of oddballs?

Good thats what Ive got
I was busy killing Ukrainians, never got around to sims.
You cant go to jail for doing it in a game.

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What hair is that in pic? I need it.

I can't find it by googling Motoko hair or anything, also

I broke up with my pseudo girlfriend and i had created a family of us in Sims 4. We already have a son and i don't know what to do with the file now.

Make her a single mother and move her into a small apartment then impregnate Summer Holiday.

delet

Summer is ugly as fuck

Listen, I know you're hurting inside but there is no reason to lash out like that.

Please apologize.

Oh, that is not me (the broken heart user), prob other person

That doesn't sound like an apology you little fuck.

o-ok sorry.
summer is a beautiful sim

>my pseudo girlfriend
>pseudo

l
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Kill them

That's right user. Now repeat after me:

I WILL IMPREGNATE SUMMER HOLIDAY

Decided what to do. Kicked her out and now i am a single father.

i will MAYBE impregnate summer holiday

that baby look a bit dark, user...

But the mom was white...

>white mom
>white 'dad'
>medium-toned baby
a-user, i...

m-masaka!

>sims 3
>bought 2 books
>went to university because why not, first game
>dont know where they are
Did I waste tons of cash for nothing?

>hour and 1/2 to make waffles
Can they at least be realistic about times? It shouldnt take 5 minutes to walk across a house.

>takes 3 hours to eat a meal
Lucky I only eat 2 a day, because thats 1/4 of a day. This is ridiculous.