/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

>check the new vault
>get loot crate

Best update already
What did you get, lads?

I got a redownload because I should have never bought a 120GB SSD.

>no festive zeds

wtf shitwire

>tfw waiting for the console release

>wanting the hillbillies again

they're already mutated zombies, what do you want, trick or treaters with pumpkins on their heads?

>nerf medic rifle so medics can't one shot headshot gorefasts, but Commandos still can, and gets extra RoF, recoil reduction, and mag capacity on top if that.
Bravo shitwire.

WE BACK
lets try to last a week this time

Nah, I'm tired from this game, new shit updates about two new guns not making me wet

I put in nearly all of my hours last year and loved it, but the summer sideshow "play a match every 4 hours for tickets for untradeable(not really lol) items" burned me out

Thanks Mr. Skeletal.

>They added a Thank You command
Best update ever

>The mini-FPs spawned on my face in group of five
>Their new keys and outfit aren't even in the store
Great job, TripWire, once again.

>Shitwire fixes bug that makes grenades do a lot more damage when you have fallback and have your guns/knfie out
>now your grenades do LESS if you have your pistol out

Lolololo, serves the KEKmandos right, am I right? xd

What the hell is that 4.5 GB update?
Did they actually release Martial Artist?
Or is it just another batch of hats?

>it's not even a full fledged big new map, just a string of reused content micromaps a la descent

Fucking yawn, see you all at Christmas.

But I liked the Descent.

Is it me or did the permanent bloodstains vanish with this update?

What the fucking fuck.

yay

is the Commando Chicken Uniform or what? im not understanding this

checkmate

It's an outfit like the hazmat suit instead of a character. Makes more sense considering he didn't even have a face in KF1.

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>Punished Strasser

What's the huge update?
Feeling too lazy to boot the game to check it out.

Is the chicken free?

dunno

lol fuck no

Got this one straight outta vault too

I know you can't trade this stuff but is precious stuff hard to get?

I just got this.

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So they're just giving away precious shit in these crates to make people feel special in their first unbox. Pretty lame.

The point of the original precious items were the crazy rarity and market value, but since we get precious everything from events and now dosh vault. doesnt really matter

(untradable)

All the new emotes for those wondering what they look like.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dc1eDk2tDHA

They took MY EYES

new map sucks

where are the masks in the morgue part of the map?

Nevermind

>Skully is actually blind and uses advanced hearing to know where everything is.

Deepest lore.

youtube.com/watch?v=dyw9VvUoYiw

I took a look at the Seeker Six on the test map, and it's not that bad for trash. You can figure out what you want to take for yourself, but I think I'm going to take all 3 damage things, and spam into crowds without using a single braincell. I have the relevant breakpoints in a pastebin.
pastebin.com/A9hV6MXM

>play new map
>wave 1
>see a brightly lit door with space inside
>walk up to it to see if it opens
>fall through the map and die
>wave 2
>respawn and complete wave
>jump into portal that leads to wave 3 area
>entire team falls through the map and dies

So are the ticket rules still the same? One drop an hour?

So, what you're saying is Seeker Six is worthless vs. Scrakes/FPs?

I wouldn't use it for that. You can sometimes kill a FP in 1 reload, but once you need 3 clips to kill then you're not really killing FPs, you're just helping.

>Fixed Fleshpound : enraged upon spawning will not remove rage state after hitting a player

I guess it being automatic makes it more usable than it was in KF1

Can you use the Seeker Six and RPG-7 together?

Both weight 9 pounds, so no.

>Mini Fleshpounds jog faster than you walk, but your run is only slightly faster
Fun times with Demo

if you play survivalist

Fuck. There goes its usefulness.

>tfw got some shitty uncommon vault glasses

where's my m32 shitwire

How you faggots been? Those Medic rifle changes go live yet?

>hop on HoE farmhouse for the dosh reward, wave 8/10
>watch a medic solo a bunch of SCs
>go zerker for the easy peasy win
>fucking choke like a cuck and somehow die on wave 9 and 10 like a bitch
Atleast I redeemed myself by gluing the """""new""""" kingpound to myself, and parry spammed him to death. Since he's a zero effort piece of shit he actually will attack the person next to him instead of running past me to fuck everyone else in the ass.

>daily challenges can be for VS mode
>had forgotten that even existed
>challenge to damage a human as Alpha Clot
>play three matches without getting to even play as an Alpha Clot
>all matches devolved into nothing but max level Zerkers running around and outliving anything thrown at them that wasn't a Siren grab + FP combo and even that wasn't a guaranteed kill
>finally get to play as an Alpha Clot
>damage a bunch of players
>daily doesn't even register as done because its probably a typo meaning you have to actually KILL a player as an Alpha Clot
Why the fuck does this shitty mode even exist.

>using the Hemoglobin on a Stalker.

S T I C C

where my /kfg/ server at

never

I was kicked from a server the other day because I was using the medic rifle as commando.

But muh rate of fire and DPS!

>daily challenges can be for VS mode
Oh cool then I don't have to feel compelled to maintain a perfect record of doing all of them.

So permanently enraged fps?

>it's caveat is supposed to be a large mag and high fire rate but it's actually useless since the medAR has fuck recoil anyway

The Chicken Commando costume sure is bigger than it was in KF1.

I don't even own Scully, thanks Tripwire Incorporated!!!

Wrong meme. I don't think I've ever gotten a half decent item in this game.

>Download the update
>Can't even launch the game
>Verify steam integrity
>Download server dies because of South Park
>See in the right 'Hotfix'

JUST

>tfw still no nam related character

>Release Glovers suit as a store exclusive item during the summer sideshow
>No new character
>Release Chicken Commando's suit as a store exclusive item during the Halloween event
>No new character
Who's ready for the 6.99 Bad Santa suit coming this Christmas?

its a good thing I exploited the fuck out of the Weekly and now own a load of Dosh Vault items.

>Golden Crown
>green and gold trimmed Tanaka outfit
>fancy gold trimmed Alberts outfit
>brown/tan camo for Strasser
>some purple dress for Rae
>fancy blue tatted face for Ana
>scarred and button-eyes Banner

I did get a lot more out of this but I just recycled all the junk cosmetics.

>New boss is just a fleshpound with a lazer beam chest
Bravo. At least the new map is semi decent.

It's quite literally the boss of the Pondenomium weekly mode. It was also really boring, you just run, turn around, shoot for few seconds and repeat.
Although that's way better than having the game spawn Hans and he just melees you to death.

So from what I understand this isn't actually the new *new* boss they promised, right? Is there any more info on it?

what was the exploit?

>Fixed an issue where the Dosh Vault reward for the weekly would grant more than once per week

So it wasn't an exploit, just the standard shit coding from Tripwire.

here is my proof

also it is worth noting that it only requires 2 Vault Recycled Materials to craft into a new Dosh Vault item.

I wasn't doubting you lad. This is Tripwire we're talking about. Hope they let you keep them.

I don't think Tripwire has the authority to fuck with peoples steam inventories and I doubt Valve will help them either.

oh shit we liv again
where do I open my vault crate???

www.mydick.com

True. Any other fuck ups? Had to revalidate files after the update, guess it lost a file and wouldn't let me start a match

Jesus christ this map is absolute garbage

Jesus christ this map is absolutely amazing.

Jesus christ this map evokes no strong feelings from me

Jesus christ a map.