/ps2g/ - PlanetSide 2 General

this is so #memegoals

>see mans shot enemy mans
>shot enemy mans
>the second i shoot the enemy mans dies and friendly mans enter into the firing trajectory
>literally fired 1 bullet
>hit him
>he died
apologised twice
;_;

Monster

i sorry
;__;

AAAAAAAAAAAIMM BETTERRRRR

>lose connection
>client gives me the disconnected message
>OK
>relaunch
>BattleCunt gives me the rtst overlay block message
>game crashes

a l r i t e t b h

I'm so fucking tired, I haven't even played today.

Good night memers!

gnm

I haven't played this game since about the time it came out. I remember winning over a whole planet (the snow one) for the first time and getting absolutely nothing for it, not even a congratulatory message.

How's the game doing nowadays? How are the player numbers?

but thats wrong
even if you didnt get a visual cue you got a massive bonus to vehicle costs (-50%)
game is doing
numbers are also doing
remember to shoot the aliumz

I'm pretty sure you got nothing, absolutely nothing back then.

You didn't get shit back then, there wasn't even a cont lock.

The game is in its death knells. Lootbox gambling system was implemented to get implants which are prohibitively expensive.

Communities everywhere have shrunk. This vg thread, official forums, reddit, all of them pretty much dead. You can still find fights during prime time, but not that much. Don't bother coming back, the grind is too terrible and the game is too unoptimized to care about.

you arent g, are you?

ghey? ;DDDD

a new meme you can do while waiting in vr
>trick some guy into getting in your flash
>get out, blow up some mines under it to flip it
>flash burns
>guy can't get out because """exits are blocked"""
it doesn't count as suicide though :(

is there somewhere I can find the cortium cost of vehicles spawned from PMB terminals? don't have access to shitside right now

rude

>not just sticking 10+ mines under someone's vehicle and sending them into space

menes

omg cheeder
>report's

i hav nvr cheeded n m y entire life *clicks yer hedbox from another server*
is of skills)))))))))
*warps through the ground*

speaking of cheedings
>click some 3 kdr baddie on memerald
>"omg u r hitbox meme"
>"sop being bad"
>"no u, u r LITERALLY CHEEDINGS"
>"ok lol i show u wee bum of you dying like shitter"
>encode, upload, send link
>"l-l-lol i g-guess ur not cheedings??? maybe?"

ok folkes i made a russiaboo character
what should i spam in chat?
>blyat

yes

>connection quality: heavy assault in upside down flash with no exits

show me weebum i would like 2 see

eh fuck it I'm phoneposting from bed and I'm not going to get up now
>infilshitting from spawn room because homofaggots are spawncamping with 80% pop
>semi snipper
>click head, click body
>receive fanmail

>my man Gustavo "a sopa de macaco é uma delicia, eu tenho discinesia" M sending skillsuits into space or the roof :^) in the background
ebin

real talk, how many of y'all niggas are cheating?

theres only 3 or 4 people in ps2g that are good at the game, so not very many

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Coyote/Hyena mounted lightnings when?

>lightning getting anything except nerfs
lol

>cheeders are good
????

i guess you think lance armstrong was cheating? or body builders who use steroids cheat? the people who cheat that aren't literally braindead are already extremely good at video games and just use them for the slight extra edge, "cheating" is literally just blood doping or steroids for videogames. why do you think the pro CS scene has so many cheaters in it, they're obviously already very good but wanting to be the best is a natural human thing. live to win

You're retarded.
Pros cheat to get an advantage against other pros, everyone else cheats because they're shit. What's the pro/normal player ratio, 1 to a million?
Now, consider this: how many pro PS2 players are there? :^)

t. bad

Post stats?

how 2 obtain 10 ivi kdr

10 ivi kdr on a bad day

t. badder

No, post link to stats

pastebin.com/raw/tAvGT9Qb

>aim better
>move better
>think better

No, DA stats. Fisu is acceptable if the character is too new to show up.

pastebin.com/raw/V5gPkSZH

nice

did u thank werl

Ok, so you're literally shit like the rest of ps2g.

Post your own stats, big guy.

stats.dasanfall.com/ps2/player/onemantofarmthemall

t. not me

>barely 1000 ivi score
>shit tier ivi kdr

>caring about KD instead of caring about certs or winning

>Wallowing in the mud instead of being a literal god
You could play infantry in real life.

>cope

KD is winning, someone who kills more and dies less is contributing more to the """objective""" and """winning""" than someone who is dead all the time.

t. less than 39.5 KD

the best way of getting a high KD is playing safe instead of going to the objective like a madman

my kd is always around 1, and my average is 0.972049

And you're doing less for the """"objective"""" than someone who is killing 10 times as many people as you, you can't """""""""win""""""""" if you're dead.

killing clueless enemies that aren't doing their own objectives usually isn't much helpful at all
I had this killstreak yesterday but I know that it helped nothing my team, it was just for fun

>sub 1 kdr shitter plays infilshit
like pottery

bragging about kdr when you literally have a dedicated pilotcuck ferrying you around as stalker inf in a gal
considering that, 40 is laughable honestly

Not bragging, my KD is really bad honestly, but my KD if my KD is bad then what does that make yours? q:^) (the q is a backwards hat :D)

10 > 5.5

39.5 > 10

having someone pretend to be you is pretty spooky, at least link one of my infantry alts vateilika

stats.dasanfall.com/ps2/player/5428407427900141825

best way to TK a magrider with full flanker armor? 2 C4 aint cutting it anymore.

Demo pouch engineer, 4 bricks of c4 should do it

main LA

is there something I dont need to blow 1500 certs on

>Blow
You should have demo pouch already, are you a new player? (

>highest numbers with basically no playtime at all
>still unremarkable
hmmmmmmm

never said i was remarkable at infantry, playing infantry in this game is suicide inducing. i just play on characters like that for less than 1000 kills when i feel like it. that's the oldest one before any sens drops, i do 10~15 ivi and 2000~2500 now but the characters are too recent to share since i may play them again, that one i'll never play again so it can be disseminated, you understand

engineers the literal cuckest class

Yeah but you should have everything unlocked at this point

Engineer is THE class if you want challenging gameplay in PS2. We talk big, walk big, and carry a huge bag of tricks. Some people can't handle the low health. That's cool. Some people need that kind of "great job everyone, you tried your best so your all winners" kind of gameplay. You're not going to find that on Engineer. This is the adult class. No trophies for second place here. I've played on all the PS2 classes. There are some very good players on the others. But nothing like what we have here. I see players on the other classes who do things that simply would not be possible on Engineer, because if they tried that here they would be destroyed again and again. Engineer players are simply top notch. Whether VS, TR or NC, no other class has the same level of talent. Go ahead, flame me. But if you ever want to improve your score, come play on Engineer for a while, then go back to your old class. Going and playing on Heavy AssSalt or Memefiltrator for me is like playing against bots. Engineer = Hard Mode All the rest = New to FPS games? Play here to begin your adventure.

I've unlocked everything for the classes I actually play

Doesn't sound like you have everything unlocked

engineers not a class, its a caddy.

do lightning AP guns one shot ESFs?

All the lightning cannons do for 3 more days or so, Wrel already said he's going to fix that with the Halloween event update, and historically pumpkin killing has started on the 20th for the last 4 years.

Good morning memer!

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forgif mi
5 years a long time
I may forget ;_;

Piplup, Chimchar, or Turtwig?

piplup 0 - 5
turtwig 6 - 9
0 = reroll

Ptchoo :------D

stop cheedings!

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give it to me straight doctor
whats the analysis
will we live?