Dota 2 General - /d2g/

The Gulag

feed me 7.07

detege

>pichauarena.com.br/dota-2/boato-versao-7-07-tem-changelog-vazado-confira-os-novos-itens-e-os-novos-upgrades/

>tf2 gets a short film for their updates
>we get an autistically long list of number changes
Why does daddy valve love us less?

im just going to leave this here

DEY TU GAY

>wanting a meme video instead of actual game adjustments.

when are we going to get a female character thats based on foot fetish?

>remove all chinese players
>pubg still has 1million US players
why are you still playing this thirdie infested game
come home white man

I plan to when they release more maps

>1million US players
>come home white man
thats like 0.4 million of white people at most

>chinks aren't thirdies

No patch ded gaem

>not posting the animated version

>us
>white
LMAO

дитyџи

How come all of you retards still don't know how monkey king works even though it's been a year since his release.

top tier shitpost

>us is considered a first world country
>internet data caps

>CSGO got the dust 2 remake
>TF2's mammoth update is coming out on thursday
>Dota to the two
>Nothing.

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how long before those updates did csgo and tf2 have to wait for content?

That's Canada breh

Where's all the good ta lewds?

>wake up
>no patch

t-they're saving the best one for end!

you tell me ta poster

wheres the patch?

>TF2 UPDATE IS OUTSOURCED
>DOTA 2 FROSTIVUS IS OUTSOURCED TOO
THE STATE OF A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
ALSO
>THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE IN THIS THREAD THAT STILL SUPPORT VALVE

any time now

how and why did this creature even come into being

How did we go from this...

release the patch or ill find pieliedie and finish what i started

Blizzard bought her, there answered your question now frick off

what's the proper way to micro beastmaster's hawks? when I bind one of the hawks to a key, it selects both hawks, any ideas?

How do we build offlane CK lads?
Magic Wand + 4 Tangoes or 2 Mangoes, 4 tangoes, and stout shield?

to this?

>TF2 UPDATE IS OUTSOURCED
are you suggesting valve didnt create any content for the update?
>/pol/face poster
oh ive fallen for the ruse

what if valve fixed custom games before the patch

put on a tree and forget it

to this?

n+1th for Selemene!

well technically dota2 was outsourced to one man and his friends from the beginning, valve just helps with implementation

Ok assholes I'm gonna go to work now and when I come back there better be a fucking patch.

steamdb.info/app/247060/history/
>no updates for 40 minutes
thats it, it wont happen today, icefrog already left the headquarters

>/pol/face
also look here
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

My patch notes would kill you traveller, you cannot handle my potions.

>Introducing Mercenary Park, a new jungle-themed disease-ridden three-control point map, made in-house by us!
what about it

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whose bra is that?

>my potions.

LOL I'M SO FUCKING BAD AT POSTING SHIT MEMES

>1 map + 4 community created maps + taunts

pastebin.com/aaeYXiEh

So is this real, or did somebody just autistically make fake patch notes for no reason?

my wife's

friend of mine had same shit, is she even trying to cure it?

and?
you were implying valve did nothing

>for no reason
Well, he got your attention and he made you wonder if it's real or not, didn't he?

GIVE ME THE PATCH YOU COCKSUCKER

THAT'S PUSSYLICKER TO YOU FAGGOT

>Doesn't say "Added slyph or pangolin-dude"
Nice notes retard

Jebaited

Didnt noticed LUL

China uses a different client, we need to put those numbers in there to

Some of them are tough to cure

I really really really like this picture

you want to end up like mp? GIVE ME THE PATCH

everyone who played dota for at least half the year can tell that it's fake
too many nonsensical changes
like why the fuck would they nerf drow, disruptor or skywrath

ur retarded, new heroes have always been elsewhere
it doesnt make that notes less fake

g-god she looks so cute

>tfw no gf

>no patch notes still

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>want to make fake patch notes for (you)s
>too much of a noob to know what's over or underpowered

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SPECTRE:

SCEPTER ADDED

+Spectral Dagger will be automatically cast by all haunt illusions at the start of haunt. Haunt duration increased by 2 seconds.

>nerfing blink dagger
>buffing necrobook
kid sucks at pretending to be icefrog

just fake a splash page for the blog then

Still cute

WHERE IS PATCH

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Viable, especially against invisible and blink heroes

>wake up
no patch
>go to work
no patch
>come home
no patch
>go to sleep
no patch

patch?

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say something about me

watching this slag get btfo at the costume contest was easily one of the best highlights from ti7

>DRAGON KNIGHT:
SCEPTER ADDED
+Elder Dragon Form now grants unobstructed movement and vision

I wish this were real

how do you find the body of a 13-yo boy cute

>tfw

I

stop picking shitbick

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BROUHAHA