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Get along sweater edition

Irelia is our next rework:
nexus.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/2017/10/champion-roadmap-october-2017/

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xth for Syndra

A big thanks to you, Blue Kayn enthusiasts, for not killing Kayn every single match.

>tfw no qt petite gf

Is jungle ezreal an assassin now or something?

>Gets a duskblade
>3 shots our ad

>Irelia rework

It's happening

>It's another vladfag and swift shit up the thread thread
ebin, give more attention to attention whores.

It's been 3 weeks, lads. Post those guesses.

Buff Caitlyn. Before time runs out!

>no black metal champion

I remember sitting listening to those on the live stream with you And they forgot to do Azir's theme and they saved Jhin for last since its literally the best and had the most "new" stuff thrown into it.

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FEMDOM TIERING SYSTEM

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra
Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Elise, Shyvana, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana
Mid Tier: Jinx, Akali, Fiora, Caitlyn, Riven, Miss Fortune, Quinn, Sivir
Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe, Soraka, Janna
So Submissive She Can't Even Talk Tier: Sona

THIS LIST IS CANON

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON.

Nobody will ever believe me I'm intentionally losing all my promos to stay in Bronze 1 forever, comfiest ELO there is.

>The new mage will have unique abilities that haven’t been seen before in League, so hold onto your summoner spells and don’t fall asleep, because change is coming… cataclysmic change.
Jarvan has a mage little sister too?

Does that mean she has the collective sexual abilities of all those women?

But they didn't even reply to this thread yet?

I want to marry Luxanna and backpack through Europe and Asia with her!

Yes. Also they'll be judging your lackluster performance to their more exciting lovers constantly

>Ghost crawler is on the balance team
>Cataclysmic

You should actually put the Elementalist Lux forms in there

>Arcade Part 2 two months ago
>Star Guardian Part 2 last month
>Super Galaxy Part 3 this month
The cash cow skins never end with Riot, does it? It's not enough to have seasonal skins like Snow Day and Harrowing, they have to make more editions of the most popular skinlines and add include more of the most popular champs in the game. It's so fucking blatant it makes me kinda mad since it seems like they reserve the worst ideas for the least popular champions and the ones with the brightest, loudest particle effects for the most popular champions to make it easy for normalfags to look at it and go "Wow that looks so good, gimmie that. I certainly don't have enough Annie skins in my inventory."

Place your bets on what money vacuum skinline is getting a part 2 next month. My votes are on Project Teemo, Vayne, Lee Sin, Thresh, and they include Project Nunu just to say "Wow look we're giving a skin to a less popular champ too!"

project lucian?

Xth for Team Super Galaxy

Reminder that kayn's purpose is to be femdommed by eve

Buddy you need to get your own catchphrase

bow before the great marquis of death

>Lux is raped by gypsies and indians

Lulu is CUDDLY and ADORABLE and i love her more than anything in the world!

Man, looking back Cataclysm was objectively the best expansion. Only nostalgiafags will try to refute this.

Soraka champ shard and 2 key frags

>backpack through Europe and Asia with her!
Is that slang for missionary and anal?

I want to marry Elementalist Lux and help her manage her Queendom and lead her armies to fight the monsters

Why are people playing ranked if they don't even want to win? This shit is so fucking infuriating.
I just want to win, get your bullshit attitude out of my games.

I like the skin themes, so I'm fine with it. Star Guardians, Super Galaxy, Arcade, and PROJECT are all cool. Other stuff too.

There is only one marquis.

Swain can be something else.

That would be an improvement over being married to a Serb.

no u

Such a garbage skin line

MAKE SIVIR'S RICOCHET A TOGGLE AGAIN

Do you play Riven, Yasuo, or Ezreal? Thats pretty much the only reason I could see for you to think they're all cool.

So did those 12 swords mysically become like 30-something or is it just one sword moving really fast to create the illusion of multiple swords?

when is this nigger gonna get a gameplay update already?

his abilities are so lame and haven't held up at all

>they didn't do Azir's theme

Yeah, that was a big fuck up on their part, considering his popularity and all. They didn't do Ekko, Kindred or Tahm Kench's theme too. And then they completely butchered Taliyah's theme, to top it all off.

All of them were robbed, since those 5 champions have some of the best themes in the game by far. Even then, Jhin and Aurelion Sol's themes were too short.

Maybe he'll get it this year, Azirbro. Let's hope.

you are dumb

FACT: Lulu has the CUTEST FEET!

And there can only be one Death

get your shit together old-gramps Swain.

Close enough.

Whew, managed to open Gragas and Kayn's bitch boxes today. I have two more bitch boxes to get.

Which two champions' bitch boxes should I get?

Rhaast is pretty boring once you get past his jokes.

>tfw can't decide what to shitpost with today

Janny is going to bed soon, I need some shitposting ideas.

O hope they age up Vladimir if he ever gets a VGU

>Rhaast and Eve are couple now and keep Kayne as their personal pet

Good first patches
Abysmal last patches
Also too many epik meme references like CSI Westfall

Ur the one who stole that from me. Don't make me blow you up

he needs to be between 24 and 31 for peak testosterone
at least physically
he can lock his body's aging

And the only shit swain has is bird jokes
>le early bird guts the worm

>Shyvana in a booty pose
she knows what her mamma gave her

...

My last two honor capsules have been 450 or 1350 champs with 2 key frags. I feel your pain user, the only good thing I've ever gotten from capsules is grey Warwick

only until the vgu :^)

Forgot my image. Here's all the unopened bitch box champions I have left. Which ones should I try for?

t. op lane main.

>Irelia gets the team B VGU
Mordefags on suicide watch again

Fujoshit posting.
We don't really see very much of that.

>With this in mind, we’ve redirected some time to creating a new burst mage with the tools to approach a fight from… interesting angles
New champ will be able to redirect lasers/projectiles through bubbles she can leave around, calling it now

Let's be real here, Riot is astoundingly shitty at writing good jokes and taunts

Where's my waifu? The OG knight lady from leeg

>Cloth died

FUCK

FUCK THIS GAME

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME AZIR POSTER

I'm just sad that I was too stupid to realize I could have been saving the shitty champ shards to reroll for better ones instead of disenchanting them for essence. Then again, that M6 looks really nice on Sona.

what if her entire kit is teemo shroms

>the only good thing I've ever gotten is the one thing everyone hopes for when they open these dumbass capsules!

I've gotten a single honor capsule since the honor update and have been sitting at honor 5 for months. In the capsule was a single key fragment and some shitty champ shard.

>Fujoshit

The fuck is that?

just get 45% CDR and you can give it a 100% uptime basically

how is a really eccentric rock-star killer boring?

but I mean desu every form has divided personality.

Kayn is boring and brooding

SA Kayn is psshhh nuttin personnel

Rhaast is WEW HOOO ITS MURDERING TIIME! (like a edgier Deadpool basically)

>Teemo's name is captain teemo
What do I do

I just feel the same way as you, you don't have to get mad

Literally what happened to Ivern? Haven't seen him in months. One would think ardent would make him insta ban/pick

>new champ is going to a bubbly temperamental child who cant spell Demacia
boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/story-art/yLsnI7Ni-my-love-for-lux?comment=0002

>Mage fights with bubbles likes Funnels/Bits from Gundam
Sign me up.

Once pre-season rolls around I'm really tempted to get Kayn with BE since someone described him as "Beavis and Butthead" the champ

I love Camille

He really isn't a good censer user.

Just make him Alucard and everyone is going to buy the Vlad skins

Riot made sure he wasn't viable in every way just like karma

why nobody make yet Virgin Assasin vs Chad Drain Tank

i miss leonaposting

How could you not know what a fujoshit if you regularly visit Veeky Forums?

Are you new or something?

I wanna hold Lulu VERY tightly in my arms!

How so?

Censored Trap porn with Nic Cage photoshopped onto the dudes

I playtested Swain. He is extremely cool and fun. In my opinion his playrate will shoot the roof and is the next Jhin. One of the best vgus Riot has done.

I like themes in general. Those are just the ones mentioned in his post. Gimme more Pool Party, Dragonslayer, and other themes too.

I play Shyvana most

No one is falling for this you tard

No!
I want us to travel by train to different cities, get lost and absorb all the different cultures and wonders the world has to offer.

I imagine us, alone in a train cart, cuddling by the window, not even knowing where our next stop is with only our love to keep us warm.

youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw

Maybe Mogwai's playing muffled in the background and Luxanna slowly falls asleep by resting her head on my shoulder, anticipating all the fun things we'll do together.

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Reminder you need to insult your teammates as much as possible.

I had my first game where I got camped and had a sub 1:1 kda. Feels bad. Even worse since it was ranked.

he was already said to be inspired by alucard on release but small indie graphics couldnt deliver

But I did playtest him and I'm giving my honest opinion. I'm not saying this because I work for riot. Their team did an amazing job on Swain. I cannot wait for everyone to test him.

Mogwai is garbage

Do I buy the regular orb or the epin legacy orb?

No one's falling for this