Don't worry dotards. I'm heading to the gym, the patch always comes out when I'm at the gym.
David Young
fuTA !
Lucas Reyes
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Luke Davis
why is lana rain so overrated?
Jack Jackson
You become feast for the fleshlights.
Michael Murphy
stop
Gavin Young
*picks AA*
Luke James
NO PATCH NO ESPORTS ONLY TYPOS FIXES nah it was steady decline since EG won TI5 may be it will slow down a bit, but we will never fully recover and will turn in another TF2 community
Grayson James
>cuckcoin
Adam Walker
ICEFROG GIMME PATCH OR GIMME DEATH HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Jonathan Flores
What ever happened to the "I wanna plug her butt" guy? I miss him and I haven't seen him since TI except for I think last Thursday/Friday.
Aiden Rogers
I'M PICKING LICH REPEATEDLY UNTIL PATCH WATCH OUT 4.5 - 5K US WEST RANKED
I thought I saw him last week too but yeah, I haven't seen that since TI
Caleb Gonzalez
what if he finally plugged her butt
Adam Bailey
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Ryder Adams
around slax never relax
Chase Davis
that would be uncomfortable running around with a plugged butt...
Aaron Jones
*blinks behind you* chaos dunk :DDD
Lucas Carter
Hey!
Nathaniel Moore
Hey!
Jordan Gonzalez
Ok dotards, who's butt needs a plugging?
Angel Bailey
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Logan Lewis
N-n-new hero?
Landon Taylor
Are you, by any chance, rEEtard?
Leo Peterson
nth for Luna, the Moon Rider and Selemene.
Nathaniel Nelson
Best thing about Luna is her accent
Samuel Long
ME
Landon Brooks
why do people want a patch so badly? Play dota on and off and am now playing more seriously. Why all the autism boys?
Brayden Rivera
Im 200 hours new when am I done matching with level 1-5's noone speaks english nor cooperates
Oliver Wood
more like her asscent amirite hahaha
Noah Cruz
>not asking for something new and most likely better.
Ryan Rivera
because i love you guys >ET level 25 +15 armor talent changed to +5 seconds echo stomp duration >veno exp talent cut in half >ward talent made to x2 >poison sting slow talent change to gale has two charges >veno strength gain lowered by 0.4 >tinker aghs now increases the duration of march by 2 seconds >medusa lvl 25 life steal talent is now 'manasteal', 30% of all damage done is converted to mana >medusa lvl 20 split shot talent changed to removing split shot damage penalty
Aiden Young
nice reddit badge
Asher Ward
thats not really balancing the game though thats just changing it...
James Murphy
>10 second sleep duration
nice game
Mason Brown
>TASTE MY CUUUUUUM
Levi White
NEW HERO READ CAREFULLY
Donatello -intelligence, main attribute
FIRST SPELL: -Bo staff skill Rotates bo staff and all heroes in an area get ministunned
SECOND SPELL: -Focused strike Deals magic damage instead of physical with auto attacks
Third spell -Concentration For a limited period Don gets attack speed, attack damage and the ability to do 1.5x crit strikes
Ulti: Learning Don gets a passive int bonus
He will be played like an int carry, sort of like silencer
In dota there are NO actual intelligence carries that deal physical damage and imo we need one
Xavier Davis
I think we can agree on both
Mason Williams
>tinker aghs now increases the duration of march by 2 seconds
YES, DO IT FROG, DO EET!.
Luis Wright
>veno dumpstered based amphibian
Sebastian Powell
>tinker buffed please be fake. please.
Jaxon Ortiz
ET change sounds like something icefrog would do.
Hunter Allen
literally how much of a difference would this accomplish
Owen Reyes
>I really hate the everyone sit mid meta >Like really, really, really hate it >I hate Lich >I want to analyze delicious changes
Adam Powell
>In dota there are NO actual intelligence carries that deal physical damage and imo we need one well Lina and OD, i forgot those
QoP doesn't count
Henry Martinez
Everyone post Rubicks
Ethan Hall
reddit the hero
Carter Reed
>that deals physical damage And then you give him an ability that converts his physical damage to magic damage xd
Ian Baker
Rubick is my favorite support and main how is he reddit and why do you care
Leo Davis
DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED >DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED >DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED >DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED >DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED >DOTA 2 COORDINATOR IS BEING UPDATED
i forgot about lina and OD but lina does physical and OD does pure, so it's still a unique concept
armorfags will be destroyed
Caleb Collins
UPDATE
Carson White
Okay I can see those two changes are valid. But it seems like people just want change rather than balance which is stupid to me.
Evan Campbell
it happens every tuesday.
does anyone know how long this usually takes?
Cameron Rodriguez
uh dotards
Hudson Hall
O F F L I N E M O D E F F L I N E
M O D E
Henry Wright
EVERY TUESDAY FOR THE LAST FUCKING DECADE YOU PAINT HUFFING RETARDS
Camden Robinson
There is only one constant in the universe user
Zachary Hernandez
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK
Jeremiah Williams
HOL UP D E C E M B E R
Noah Phillips
Hello gulagites I NEED YOUR HELP
I formatted my pc but forgot to save the patch/mod that hid effects from the immortal items (such as lifestealer's golden shit or the red hat for storm)
If you know what I'm talking about please link me the download or just give me a name, I've been googling and searching through old files and I've not been able to find anything
Thanks
William Scott
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Wyatt Gomez
148.6 MB UPDATE
Ryan Taylor
github.com/AveYo/D-OPTIMIZER
Nathan Jenkins
if patch is coming around december, they should rename it into dueling santa imo
Samuel Garcia
holy fuck that last thread turned into a degenerative cesspool pugna is a male skeleton
this is one of those facts they don't want you to know
Joseph Diaz
skeletons do not have reproductive organs how to spot a pedophile the post
Joshua Butler
it'll be here soon ;)
Gabriel Young
PSG here
why did valve abandon dota 2?
furthermore, did you know that the fairy has the ability "maze walker" i designed for visage, where she can teleport to a unit that just died? they called it "shadow realm"
Ayden Mitchell
Thanks a lot my nigger u are the best
Jack Peterson
Patch Size: 149.3 MB (with Tools)
>Stuff You Care About It's not.
>Economy Updates The International 2017 Event Expiration date has been changed from October 10, 2017 to October 30, 2017.
>Tooltip Fixes A unit selection tooltip where the word 'priority' had a typo was fixed. Fixed a missing comma in Beastmasters Primal Roar description. Fixed an extra 's' in some tooltips related to Huskar, Broodmother Fixed Chaos Knight Phantasm Aghanim tooltip where it reads Phantoms instead of Phantasm. Added a space between MOVE and SPEED in Monkey King's tool tip modifier. Fixed some capitalization issues with tooltips related to Riki, Pugna and other heroes. Fixed the Starstorm no charges error reading Starfall instead of Star Storm. Fixed Dagon 5 text reading "Upgradeable" Fixed a missing 'r' on Mango's description. Fixed a bunch of other missing punctuation marks across various tooltips. Localization Updates Some localization updates for Siltbreaker Act II and the game in general. >UI Updates Listed modifiers space now has a fixed with of 170px rather than 47% of the relative space as it was before. Fixed a small transition issue with the tournament watch tab.
>Patch Overview Possibly fix to that Phoenix egg bug.
Wyatt Hall
>tfw put mayo on a chocolate banana cake thinking it was beef
Levi Rivera
whos the new mmr farming hero now
whats best at carrying 3k shitters
Grayson Carter
you faggots wanted a patch
Liam Lee
how do I fuck this twink?
Leo Flores
be ppd
Camden Allen
I'm content to just have the notes and to watch the shit fly to be frank.
Levi Taylor
treant
Luke Moore
if everyone stopped asking for patch this thread would die
Mason Wilson
150 megs of content
what more do you want
Aaron Hill
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Brayden Harris
tfw sheevers 6'2 no face
Liam King
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Kayden Brown
rip tit
Gavin Hughes
>come back after a while >73 new posts
How are you gonna fool anyone about patch with this snail pace shitposting?