/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB61)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?59648-Open-Beta-61-Patch-Notes-October-18th-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>And Smite
store.steampowered.com/app/386360/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki


>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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>Paladins VIP
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>Reveal Trailer Terminus:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ZHc5mpE4A

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
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>OP Template
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Previous thread:

I want to aspire to have Fernando's courage!

Why didn't they just fill in the rest of his hair line after removing the brace? This looks really stupid.

ONCE MORE I RISE!

maeve best girl

I want to smooch my husband.

Yang´s a cutie

but not as cute as maeve

This. Little boy>handsome man.

...

i concur

So /smgen/ is dead is it?
Was only a matter of time.

We never stood a chance against Hi-Rez

was part of /ntmg/ (eldritch conglomeration of battleborn, gigantic, smite, and other ded gaymes) before that died too after 3 threads
kinda sad

3rd person should be just for melee characters.

/palg/ is about to meet the same fate.

>/ntmg/
What does that even stand for?

non-traditional moba general

but its bad for them

>Hi-Rez code

I'm glad Hi-Rez handled the drophacker problem. I haven't encountered one in weeks.

>saving thumbnails
you're not much better

Do not tell me the hit boxes are tied to the camera.

I want to be the reason of her happiness.
I want to protect her and hold her between my arms and recomfort her should anything were to ever disturb her joy.
I want to murmur sweet things into her ear and let her know I love her above all else in this world.

Vai se foder, Renato.

stfu

>non-traditional moba
This is exactly what I've been looking for ever since I heard of MOBAs but they keep dying. Why does it have to be that clicky top-down shit?

Your shots are

Please get a trip so I can filter you. You're probably the most insufferable faggot I've seen on all of Veeky Forums, and I was around during the Lanced Jack days.

D.Va is literally a racist against those robots, why tumblr still likes her?

Buff ash damage

lol, whatevs, she dunks the patriarchy being a strong girl gamer and she made her mecha by herself

no, your aim is changed when switching perspectives

people just project their own ideals onto characters, just look at all the garbage we get here.

My wife Ash is so cute.

Buy cauterize or fuck you

ok I won't tell you

Did she really make her suit? I always thought the government just gave it to her because gamers skills==Mecha combat pilot and thats just stupid

of course not, i'm memeing

oh, in that case her whole lore is back to being retarded then

I don't even know what to say about this.

well, shes a twitch streamer

d.va has never actually voiced anti-omnic opinions

tumblr really likes zarya though and being anti-omnic is her whole shtick.

Is Grover the only healer that can stay alive against flankers? If so, tip on him?

How many SJWs do you think care about soulless machines? How many of them do you think care more about them than "lesbians"?

Use Ying and teleport away.

...

Grover is literally the guy you only pick when there are no flanks because he'll be useless if flanks keep bugging him when he's trying to fling axes from a distance.

Should I risk it and do another game?

found a garbage headcanonfag

JUST DO IT

No, just uninstall and never play again. It's the only way to be safe.

i managed to get mine earlier, i believe in you.

wait for the rank decay to kick in, the matchmaking will give you an easy win and you rank up

Welp, I'm at the loading screen, playing willo. Bets?

Forgot pic, nervous as fuck. Slow ass loaders.

Team comp? Map? Anyway, good luck user.

you got this

>willo
Hope that cassie gets busy with the andro or BK forgets that you exist

Willo is only good in splitstone quarry, serpent beach and timber mill, don't use her in any other maps

>torvald jenos andro

easiest fucking game of your life

>andro
>ice mine
>easy

stone keep man

I did it!

>60fps
please tell me you don't play with vsync on

No, but have a shitty gfx card.

amazing how we always find something to complain

what else do we have to post about

How shitty each others' waifus are?

How amazing terminus is :^)

Congratulations user!
What are you going to do next?

>ywn headpat ying after holding the point

I want to be drinking buddies with Kinessa.

We have many talents.

add loli

Dr.Jekyll/Mr.Hyde champion when

how have none of you tists firebombed hirez's headsquarters yet what the fuck are you waiting for

Enjoy the 1000 essence I got as a reward and get the Ying dance emote.

Paladin champion when?

no

t. Holt

Who is the smartest champion?

Torvald, chancellor Mal'Damba

make a loli jekyll and hyde paladin champ

...

In all honesty, I doubt they'd ever want to let you shoot and potentially kill an underage girl. Maeve is pretty much the closest you'll get to a loli.

Champion champ when?

>le thumbnail meme

Why is this a gif?
But Scylla and Jing wei

this is misandry

Torvald seems like the most obvious answer but I'm guessing Jenos, being some kind of cosmic/divine being, knows a lot more about the world.

Its ok to kill young boys though.

it's obviously fernando, just look at his armor it's the most hi-tech equipment in the game. he must be really smart

Shooting is a bit different than moba shenanigans. Viktor gunning down a little girl is more violent than her getting hit by some magic spell.
Obviously. Though they could probably hand wave it a say he's older than he looks since he's a demon.

>it's another "everyone forgets that willo exists" episode

Whatever do you mean?

Isn't willo like months old

2-3 years iirc

I listen to her album all the time, will smith has some good sperm

>go to casual
>pick damba
>no flank
>two frontlines
>two damages
>every fucking time i'm fucked by Androxus and Strix
>fucking dumbasses cannot capture the fucking point

I don't know i still playing this shit, seriously.

Are you ready?

No. It looks like a terrible patch.