Doki Doki Literature Club! - #22

Sayo-nara fags, NatsWho?ki fags, (JUST) Memeika fags, swerve.
Patrician Yurifriends entering the thread, we run this shit.

Good post

>Monika is the president
>She just fucks up everything, making Sayori and Yuri suicide and making Natsuki puke in her cute uniform

>Sayori is president
>She helps everyone get along

Best girl indeed fellow user

Let's get this out of the way, shall we?
a.pomf.cat/amwwej.mp3
my.mixtape.moe/pgyksf.mp3

A little bit of Monika is all we need.

Nice self-own.

Yurifriend Red leader standing by

Careful, you might cut yourself on that edge, user.

More like Yureeeeeeeee

pastebin.com/j5X1VdJk

I hope you'll enjoy reading this mess of a story as much as I had writing it.

Just wait
The autism will fade.
We'll ride out the storm
Thread by thread
Until we realize
We weren't any better.

Not according to dan

I bet Yuri's the edgy kind who would totally root for the Empire and gush over TIE Interceptor.

youtu.be/Yl6OPpjskm0

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Yurifags are so alpha that they can't even stop people from defacing their pages on wikis.

Creating some writings is all what the literature club is about, user!~ Thank you for sharing.

>She helps everyone get along
If you spend time with all of them, if not she goes mad with power and tries to keep you to herself same as Monika.

>Monika story
You may as well have just lit some garbage on fire.
I'm sorry but this just isn't for me, don't take this as any criticism of your writing skill, I just really don't like Monika.

that wiki page is fucked beyond repair at this point

someone screencap it before it gets nuked with sayori fidget spinners.

Cute
but i prefer best girl Natsuki over Monika
Sayori's fine too

youtube.com/watch?v=R5Y9_p8kmj8

Reminder that everyone is best girl in their own way

those hics are adorable

It might've been better story-wise to go for any of the other girls while at the same time trying to deal with Monika, but I'm too big of a Monikafag to write anything else.

Sure, I'll still save the other girls from their issues. But Monika has my heart.

Thank you for the input regardless.

except your favorite girl

So how do we fuse them to create the ultimate waifu?

>Never EVER in my entire fucking life will I get to be in a situation where 4 cute girls are trying to hold my attention.

What's everyone's favorite poem? I think I liked Bottles the most, it really caught me off guard the first time reading it and kind of stuck with me since

Does that even happen in real life?

You can't leave me hanging like this user. I need more.

Yuri's hair length and height
Monika's bust
Sayori's personality
Natsuki's hair color.

prove me fucking wrong.

Bottles.

It does if you're attractive.

Why do that when Sayori is already perfect?

Going through the tag for fan art and

Wheel 100%

I've known a couple of guys like that. One of my co-workers/kinda friend has a fucking hot girlfriend and still gets talked to a lot by other hot girls. Can't blame them, though. Dude is a real charmer and is actually a really nice guy.

Yuri's hair length and height
Yuri's bust
Yuri's personality
Yuri's hair color.

2 ez

Sayori's personality would include her depression

that explain why I can't get one girl to try to get my attention

user, that's what escapism is for. That's why we're all here, and that's why
harem ends where you can make all the girls happy and everyone's a close family are the best endings.

Close, but not exactly.
Yuri's hair and bust.
Monika's hips and meta powers.
Sayori's height and personality.
Natsuki's weebshit and not dying.

>Monika's bust

Bottles was intense because I also was really not expecting that.
But best is Wheel.
Schizophasia is cute af

Natsuki has the best bust.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

This poem still gives me the chills.

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thats vicious

I think its really cute
Made me feel as well

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Yes? People aren't perfect, my friend. Her manic depression was due to Monika.

>Yuri's bust on Sayori's height.
No thanks. Short girls with huge racks is not really attractive.
It's the best size, I just think Monika is a bit too short for it.

youtu.be/-o92Ioh63cY?t=13s

I want to smell Monika's wrists!

Literally the perfect girl

>Monika's bust
>Pic has twice the size of Monika's bust.
>Sayori's personality
>Pic's personality is some snarky smug cunt.
the chick in your picture is attarctive, but not someone I would want to fall in love with. Some I would be FWB's with or maybe a close friend.

>Monika is too short for it
I can respect that.

Post yfw

who did this

I want to slice Monika's wrists!

Not to say Monika isn't attractive. I actually legit think all of the girls are attractive. If Monika were just a bit taller, or her bust was just a tiny bit smaller.
Maybe it's just the way the art looks like all their clothes are skin tight.

OOOF

TO THE user WHO COMMENTED ON WORLD'S END GIRFRIEND LAST THREAD
thanks
this is some maximum comfy shit

Go to bed Sayori.

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What are the dokis sizes do you think?

top kek

please no

Height or cup sizes?

yes

Did you grab that comment from my video?
Am I now internet famous?

y not both

When you really get down to it, there's no real toss-up, Natsuki cant be beat!

NICE GAME YOU HAVE THERE BUDDY
IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE MADE A COMA THEORY ABOUT IT

yes sort of, i've had several different girls really putting it on hard for me when when i was 20 and working on the west coast.
it felt even better than you imagine

WHAT WOULD THIS FAGGOT EVEN DO IT ON, THE GAME ISNT VAGUE ABOUT ANYTHING

Oh god no.

is there a R&M IQ pasta but instead it's doki doki?

This is probably my favorite part in the entire game.

I mean, after everything Monica did, it's not an easy task to make her relatable/charismatic enough to the player. If everyone just saw her as "that bitch who killed Sayori" the entire climax would be pretty silly so that's a really risky scene. Something that can kill the entire experience if it's not written well enough.

Now i know many deleted Monika before she even said anything, but the fact so many players sided with her is enough proof that the classroom scene really worked. If it was bad executed people would be just laughing at how dumb is for the game to try to force you to Monika at that point.

Since Armstrong i don't see a vydia character being able to bring the player to his side in such a short space of time.

Nah
We have weebshit and waifufaggotry that I don't think MP wants to touch

here you go matpat. half the work is done for you

Yes Teddy

Just my approximations. It's kind of hard, because the characters don't really have a flat line to work off. Like Monika looks close to natsuki's height, but we know Natsuki is supposed to be really short. Similarly, Yuri is supposed to have long legs which means good height, but she's as tall as Monika in most scenes.
>Height
Natsuki: 5'
Sayori: 5'3
Monika: 5'5
Yuri: 5'8

Bust:
Natsuki: 34 A
Sayori: 34 B or 32 C
Monika: 36 C or 34 D
Yuri: 38 DD

IT'S ALL A SIMULATION TO AWAKEN THE THIRD EYE IN TEENAGE GIRLS BUT HEY ITS JUSTATHEORYAGAYTHEORY.

Your height predictions are scarily close to mine

>Natsuki: 5'
>Saypri: 5'3"
>Monika: 5'5"
Yuri: 5'6"

I'd knock Monika and Yuri down about an inch, otherwise yeah i'd say this is pretty spot on

They have confirmes heights by Dan through Discord
I only remember Natsuki being like 4'11"

We have official height sizes already. You don't need to speculate.

I can see Yuri being 5'7 or even 5'6 like said. But I really feel Monika being 5'5 is almost too perfect.

>4'11"
IMAGINE

Oh, well now I feel stupid. Source?

yeah i just looked it up, Dan "5'4" Salvato confirmed Monika is 5'3 and Yuri is 5'5

I like short girls, man, but fuck that's so short.