/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

I was here

That bird's undead, retard

Watch your mouth, that bird is a good boy

>this year's scream fortress boss is the fucking Predator

Better change your name to NotBasedViva

That bird kill lead us to the day 3 that is new animal hunting game mode

heavy gets a banana

Only 2 more days till your weapons are nerfed.

United under the rule of Her Majesty

and spies will have to learn how to actually play the game again

Who's buying the campaign pass here
looks more fun than the previous system and I want to support the game

I'd change the name from Based to Blessed here since I don't listen to Lil B as much anymore, but I've got so many posts under it. Going to Blessed prolly kills the counter

My favorite pet is Archimedes. He's the best boy

>caring how many posts you have under your attentionwhore trip

i probably will, looks interesting enough to warrant a purchase. not buying any fucking case keys though, fuck that shit, especially when none of the cosmetics so far look particularly flippable

GO ON HOME BRITISH SOLDIERS
GO ON HOME

Yeah, man. There was a site that had a list of the tripcodes of this board, and I was somewhere in the middle. I wish I knew what the site was so I could check what it's like today

My favorite Team Fortress 2 class is the Medic. I like the Pyro, too. He doesn't have any good pets, though

That picture doesn't even include all of Ireland you autistic prottie piece of shit
Besides, you tried that already and you failed.
UP THE RA, the undefeated army.

>Choose-your-own-weapon skins
>Not flippable

youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

definitely, it's effectively free if you sell off your cosmetics during the hype phase, then you can rebuy any ones you like later and enjoy the rest of the update
not to mention that gps badge thing is neat

GUYS NEW HEAVY UPDATE 2019, LEAKED PICS BEFORE VALVE EVEN FINISHES THE JUNGLE INFERNO UPDATE

>jungle inferno video up to 806k views
oh boy I sure can't wait for all the bandwagoners to storm the game, get shitstomped and then shittalk it before going back to overwatch

I was referring more to the cosmetics, but yeah they aren't. The current skins are tough enough to sell as is.

>that new scout cosmetics

it's like a better airborne attire

yeah it's pretty nice but i'm more interested in this sniper beard, i think it might go well with my your worst nightmare. we'll have to see how it compares to the five month shadow though.

so after this update, all unusual effects will be available from any box? even the halloween ones?

Oh no I'm retarded and didn't check to see if the thread was kill.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsR3R3rHug

pyro weapon

+shoots blue fire
+longer range
-alt fire: fart. farting lets you change direction midair and carry any momentum you had.

there u go that is how they will do it it will be that fucking boring

I don't understand but I like it

yeti x pauling sfm porn when

>Furry porn when

What is the point of leveling up? nothing right?

people will think you're smurfing/cheating if you're a blue badge and getting a lot of frags

When you level up you get a chance of a free present sent directly to your backpack by a kind pub player

I think they thought it would be the way skillgroups happened in ranked, but then made the xp gain/loss nonsensical and based entirely on your team's w/l so being stuck with troglodytes would keep you at lvl 1 but a troglodyte being stuck with UGC nerds would be like level 200
in casual it's just kind of there for the heck of it, like a strange weapon for your career

all class melee weapon
>On Kill: 2% chance to permanently delete a random item from the enemy player's backpack.
>-95% damage penalty
would you use it?

on unusual trade servers exclusively, yes

>go into idle servers
>deprive hat shitters of all their items over the course of a few hours

>all class
>meaning it can be used on spy
rip trade servers

>ANNO DOMINI MMXVII
>idle servers existing in any serious capacity

But it still has the 95% damage penalty, so a backstab only does 30% of current health.

-95% damage penalty makes it only do a fraction of current enemy health instead of 6x current enemy health

it may not even be able to kill

>-95% damage penalty
>negative 95% damage penalty
>Thus, 95% damage bonus
Yes

you're highly underestimating how many desperate shitters idle to wake up to one or two weapons

-95% damage
this is a penalty
therefore it is written as -95% damage penalty
i know you're pretending to be autistic but please refrain

The TF2 team actually had that fuckup in the code before though. Remember Mad Milk/Jarate basically having no cooldown because of it?

if each hit has a chance to delete items, you want as many hits as possible

on kill

It says "On kill" though, this isn't Overwatch where dealing 2 points of damage to someone before they get mowed down counts the same as the KILL.

I read that as on hit, I shouldn't have stayed up for the update

>Sidestabbing is still a thing

well, I just encountered something stupid. Encountered a phlog pyro who could activate mmrph without taunting

when I tried to kick him off the team for cheating, both teams actively defended him saying it was "a fair exploit" and let him stay

I've never seen this shit before, but it's stupid.

>Spy is still a thing

it should be transfer the item to a random tf2 player

Is it something like jumping and hitting M2?

>/tf2g/ makes it their mission to hunt down Geel every time he turns on TF2, and stab him repeatedly before watching as he desperately tries to reclaim his hats

so I haven't played TF2 in years, will this update matter to me if I want to jump back in and not play competitively?

also what the fuck are contracts and campaigns and how do you get them? and none of this is live until the 4th day, yes?

>tfw the skin you made 2 years ago got accepted
I never expected the one thing I ever made to make it in
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=502504928

congrats my nigga

>Jump back in
Nothing gameplay-related has really been announced yet, aside from new maps which is nice for everyone
>and not play competitively
That's still a joke to basically everyone but a few gigafraggers who measure their pubs in dom:death ratios.
>Contracts
This time around it seems to be the same thing as CS:GO operations, which is to say, "Do arbitrary thing, get hat"
>Campaigns
Same thing
>None of this is live until the 4th day
Yes, although knowing Valve it might come a day after that.

SAXTON HALE!

>literally posting reddit memes

reminder the guy who posts "lol less doms than deaths" every time someone shows their scoreboard has a KDR of 2

>and not play competitively?
nice bait fucking retard

Certified tf2g niggas are part of this update now I have to buy the campaign

>tf2's finally getting the update after a year and a half
>peep the update page
>it's more of the same bullshit behind paywalls and mindless busywork missions that's plagued the game's major "updates" for years

nice shit dead game faggots

so small

favorite skin from the update already, thanks

noice, how long did it take to make

actually he says you have more deaths than doms. big difference really.

Viva put your trip back on

this

Pretty dope, I'd put it on a rocket launcher

what are you gonna do, play a newer game where theres ton of hardcounters and only a quarter of the characters are viable?

literally in the generation of vidya we live in now: the past>the future

If I can put this on my original I dont even care about the rest of the update anymore

But I post it too and I live to KILL

>people are ok with this
>people are ok with the entire update they waited over a year for being just community hats
>people are ok with more csgo skins behind literal gamble crate shit
>this general is filled with retards that think this is ok and fun
>the subreddit is literal cancer as of right now with the entire frontpage being 6 year old memes with tf2 things mspainted onto them

this community has really gone into utter shit

>wiping stats
please tell me you guys dont do this

Only a little more than a day. I made the star pattern in illustrator then took it into photoshop.

Thank you!

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Cm_demo_pregamefirst_comp_05.mp3?t=20160710091306

thank you

somebody told me this update would improve competitive or something. I don't know shit about competitive TF2, the last time I played there was none

>Going to Reddit
Here is the traitor, your majesty.

>join server with a gameplay mod
>stats go crazy

nobodys going to reply to you if you keep making it this obvious

#notalldemomen

haha you are so funny you fucking retard le reddit amirite xD kill yourself

put your trip on so I can filter you

go scrub all the floors in hyrule

What's wrong with Reddit?

filtered