Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Do what all the pro's do and constantly have a clarity going.

>badFissure with subpar damage
>tool to disposition allies or maybe delay death for 3 seconds, basically badGrave at best
>badShivas guard
>badPA crit
>literal meme aghs upgrade
>+40% xp talent to make his feeding more worthwhile for enemy
>mana problems

pssshhhh, snowstorms a comin... kid....

Clarities

The #2 uk dota player?

+is cute
+has good voicelines
+actually feels like a hero which you can have fun on instead of cancer-simulator

Tusk is a fun hero in the wrong game. Seems like a Hero Arena hero than some bullshit win-the-game hero like Viper which just does damage

Would love to know why Icefrog decided Tusk was meant to be a weird gimmick for a decade rather than just making him a core that falls off. Theres nothing wrong with an early powerspiking core that transitions into utility later on.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>new minor is tomorrow and still no patch

afk jungle to win

>he thinks a patch is coming before ESL

How does it feel to be cucked by Valve for them to hype up the next patch to sell you the next battlepass?
Feels bad man

>spectate a random 8k MMR pub
>Auntie Mage wins

The real question is how do we forecast the timeline for patches in the competitive season?
Are we going to have a patch every minor-minor-major or what

I'm glad she's back
New pieces when?

singsing is streaming dotards

post sluts till patch

If you're already playing the game and you don't enjoy it then they've already won even if you don't buy cosmetics.

why dont they pre-sale the next battlepass for like 20% discount? id take that

>sell the battlepass for less when they know people are going to buy it for full price anyway
This is why they're a multi-million dollar company I guess and you and every other reddit pleb is posting unsolicited money-making advice on a singaporean subwoofer bulletin board

If i go to sleep whats the chance of me waking up to a patch

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>cancel gets 1000 dollarinos for his bday
>tfw
clips.twitch
.tv/EnthusiasticHealthyLemurCmonBruh

Alder Beano to Beanboys when?

0% unless you plan to sleep for a week.

souns good to me fren

>what is the relation between money and time?
you don't know anything about finances retardbro

reminder that if you hate slacks you should fuck off back to plebbit

>not watching soda and reckful last day in japan

you fucking hassa

you seem to have that backwards

@192740063
>make vague statement which has no meaning
You just, like, don't know anything about like, money and banking, man.
t. (you)

that's not an argument

>sing confirmed that dota is a dead game
dotards?

@192740503
who the fuck cares about some random seamonkeys opinion

>sing thinks pubg is popular and good
l m a o

It would be generous to call your post anything at all so be glad I even gave it attention you absolute mental midget.

considering valve is giving it the tf2 treatment yes

THE PATCH, CHRISSY

cancel loves crying for some reason
weak tear ducts?

Luner, the Moon Rider

Krobelus, the Death Prophet

ok guys there have been no updates for 7 hours what is going on are they finished and will release patch notes soon or not or maybe they went home and will release them soon whats the time there

six thirty am

>posting badCelestia

These past few days has me curious not when the patch hits, but the time between everyone anticipating the new patch and everyone giving up hope and despairing when they realize it won't come anytime soon

>tfw no Sol, the Sun Rider hero

Fear, the Big Dick

luna moonlights, sunlights? sometimes

>wake up
>eat my breaky
>do some lifts
>throw the trash
>take a bath
>sit and watch telly
>open laptop
>no patch
WEW LAD

>watching daytime tv
the fuck are you on nigga?

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30 october dite tide, battle pass, dueling fates

>>sit and watch telly

I hope you paid your TV tax britbong or you'll get beheaded

what makes a human being go on twitch and spend his entire day spamming the black guy emote? what disease is that?

depression
i used to spend hours watching rtz and feel empty when it ends

that's what kids do when they skip school nowadays

Depression is watching it and not saying anything
Autism is participating and actively enjoying the cancer that is twitch chat

teenagers want two things: attention and to be different. back when racism was status quo they sided with black people, and now that political correctness is status quo they'll act racist, it's really that simple.

i didnt play or follow dota for 21 months now
came here to shitpost to kill some time remembering how nice it was to shitpost so long ago
AMA

hey I only had like 10 KPM rate at that time

those greevil shitty couriers

what r u doing now?

I used to play dota every day.
Now I havent played in a month.
This game is dying, really fast.
I dont understand why they say "the patch will be released in a month" when it isnt.
Ive lost literally all interest for this game.

the just want the chat to start spamming TriHard or cmonBruh

>no esports
>no patch
>no gf
>no aspirations in life

パッチはどこにありますか?

How did you quit?
Send help pls.

>tfw icefrog reverts the meta ms nerf in the next patch

帰れ

>he thinks tusk is bad

working, learning japanese, watching animes and playing poe
work reduced my playing time by a lot, also couldnt handle that much stress from work and 5k mmr dota to i just stopped playing ranked

Patch tonight lads, i feel it in my bones and my dick.

>wake up
>no patch
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not "in a month", they said, and I quote "about another month".

In Valve time, that's between 1 month and a week to 1 month and (monthlength-1) days

Yall dumbasses need to learn valve time seriously

the chinese rice meta from early 2013
games were simple ;_;

that hwost poster that was sent to 2gd

>tfw 21
>tfw been a NEET for 2 years
>tfw just play games and watch movies/shows

>Bad fissure
Except you can cliff yourself with it, have more ability to block, and its generally easier to catch with it.
>Bad grave
I'll give you that. Its not a great tool UNLESS you're chasing one hero. Otherwise you're just stacking heroes.
>BadShivas
Nah nigga, its like a FREE moving long lasting shivas. Lowkey his best ability. Makes rosh easier and chasing easier.
>Bad PA crit
But it stuns and slows too.

His scepter upgrade is legit good. Its situational, but it sends people SO fucking far and slows so much that it can make a fight 4v5.

>16 MINS AGO
steamdb.info/app/247060/history/

>im 4k since the ranked release
just kill me pam

im going to be boys
see you in a few hours when the patch is out

Hmhmhm. Well colour me surprised! I have armour for such an occasion! I'll go get some crisps and a cup of tea, it's not like the SteamDB has ever been updated before without the patch coming right?

Bloody wazzocks.

He's thinking it TriHard

i miss playing games 12 hours a day

Tonight

HOLY FUCK NOW IT'S SAYING 18 MINS AGO

OH MY GOD EVERYONE GET YOUR COCAINE READY, WE HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT IN ANTICIPATION OF THE PATCH!

>calibrated at 4.5 when ranked first started
>max I got to is 4.7 and I'm 4.6 now

gonna take a nap
when i wake up
there better be a patch

tfw light of heaven with his bkb

Ok, dotards I have been telling you the same thing almost every day for the past week.
This is pointless, but will do it one last time.
The patch will be 7.1 and will be released after ESL