/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

What is there to lose?

can we have some actual content on day 3 and not more of useless paid cosmetics?

>Strict class limit 2 on each class
>Literally cannot play power classes because jose.rodriguez.2005 is on it
>Literally cannot break stalemates because XxXstabbyf4n2003XxX are on both spy and sniper
>Forced to play medic or pyro or some other garbage class for garbage team mates that cannot push
Yeah, no dude.

how could I lose anything by making a deal with you, my happy merchant friend ?

I had 4 keys ready for this update, so that.

So far I only want scout's new clothes and that jackhammer taunt for engie

not much, just whatever the campaign pass costs, i don't plan on unboxing anything and the one cosmetic that interests me will probably become affordable in a month or two

Ha,Europoors and L*tin Americans think the earth looks like this, when it actually looks like this

The only cosmetic thing I want is the flower crown I hope that's a flower crown. I'll be buying the campaign pass, but I'll end up turning a profit on that from the start, so it's not that big a deal.

t. 52%

>Can't push because literally half the team is spy or sniper
>No medics because we need 5 scouts on defense more

where to buy campaign pass

>Play Valve pubs
>Complain about your team being shit
Go play a proper community server or get into competitive. Class limits have no business in casual.

>can't play any class because third worlders and somilian pirates are playing every class

when update thursday brainlet

If you do a jump at low health then take out the escape plan mid air, will you go faster

can i put warpaint on collectors weapons and australiums, i want to look really rich in this free game

why do you care about looking rich? just use what you like

This is what happens every time i play casual, valve fix this shit

I am so hyped for friday :3

>Go play a dead server with ads and limited map selection that's still full of antonio.rodriguez2003s but now with 200 point lime scout tryhards that taunt after every kill on both teams
Yeah no thank you

you have bad reading comprehension
>Introducing War Paint, which will be replacing campaign weapon drops and weapon cases as of the Jungle Inferno Update. Think of it as a voucher for a unique pattern that you can redeem for an entirely new patterned item—even one you don’t already own. Redeeming a War Paint means you don’t have to sacrifice any existing items in your backpack by modifying them. Simply select from one of almost forty item choices per War Paint, preview your new item, and redeem it! Some War Paints even feature Stat Tracking and Unusual effects. And also making their debut, the first-ever community-made War Paints.

>every community server are joke gamemodes like jailbreak/prophunt/deathrun
>find a stock map server
>furry pound, have to put up with furrys to play the actual game
>full of naul.gonzales2005s and hale's own snipers and scunts

>Redeeming a War Paint means you don’t have to sacrifice any existing items in your backpack by modifying them.

exactly, you can sacrifice them if you want, but you dont have to

Do contracts include weapon skins? Or can I get hats from them? I'm using dxlevel 81 so I can't see any skins, they don't matter to me. I don't give a shit about stranges either.

i'm assuming you will get a random drop, either hats or paint or crate like the old contracts

didnt you even read
>for the first time ever

huh?

The update is launching on thursday you fucking retard holy shit

>What are timezones

why does sweden not exist?

Well we're all speaking American so that's the only country that matters here, faggot. Don't forget who built this website.

furry pound servers have been the most surprisingly good servers since 2009

i'm sure saudi arabia is on there somewhere

>Third worlders think their countries matter

oh i get it now

What, Oh shit, i forgot about iraq and north africa

so you want us to speak the nips moon runes?

No they aren't you fucking furfag.

Or it could be that microtransactions are why the game is still alive and the main way they make money off the game. You didn't really think anyone would make a game free then remove any way of making profit from it, did you?

it does not modify a weapon, you don't have to own a single weapon to use it
it just gives you the weapon you select with the war paint's skin

i doubt it

it's ok to have fun on furrypound, we won't make fun of you

hey guys uncle dane here
disspender gouong up

look at me look at me

>exactly, you can sacrifice them if you want, but you dont have to
you can't if you want to

>I know this for a fact despite there being no information other than vaguely worded blog post

Anyone on that server should be gassed. Including you.

I mean it'd be nice, but do you really expect Valve to be doing nice things?

we will see just how right i am once it drops, look at the lengths they go at explaining that it's not a modifier
>Think of it as a voucher
>redeem for an entirely new patterned item—even one you don’t already own.
>you don’t have to sacrifice any existing items
>preview your new item, and redeem it!

no, it only increases your running speed
While you're in midair, the only momentum you'll get is momentum from taking damage, whether that be from yourself or other people.

i'm agreeing with you here dude

volvo did nothing ronge, everythin is fines

>what icecream would you like user
>uhhhhhh chocolate
>sorry we're out of chocolate
>I SAID I WANT CHOCOLATE

literally grow up

what if the update is bad

Shit analogy, nigger

>food analogies

>alright user, time for recess, what are you gonna play with?
>with the basketball
>oh I think billy already took the basketball user
>WHAT THE FUCK IM WAY BETTER AT BASKETBALL THAN BILLY WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

now you're just making yourself look even stupider

but we used to have infinite basketballs, what a shitty downgrade.
I'll just switch schools and hope they might have a basketball free there instead

I don't get this, why is canada eating the us

Not the guy you're referring to with your terrible analogy, but I think it goes a little more like this:
>school has enough basketballs for every kid on the playground
>one day the school decides that they're going to get rid of all but two of the basketballs
>now all but two of the kids who like playing basketball have nothing to do
I'm sure you can see how this is retarded

853
The update will be bad

Lmao

maybe those kids should stop being autistic and expand their interests beyond a single thing

"I'm begging for attention on an anonymous imagedboard!" -Retard

will part 3 be on time?

Describe a Heavy main

Why do you retards fall for the most blatant of bait?

"I'll indirectly acknowledge his existence" -Retard

Bad, needs at least one pocket medic to accomplish anything

i doubt it

What class would be the best when played with infinite skill
[spoiler no i don't mean aimbot [/spoiler]

Sniper.

Sniper.

-there's no fucking fun in playing against a team with 5 scouts and 5 soldiers
-there's no fun in playing on a team with 5 snipers and 5 spies

it's easy to fix but apparently we can't because soldier mains will literally and unironically throw a tantrum like a fucking toddler

sniper, aiming is skill

Soldier, because he's objectively better in most fields than every other class

Person who just wants to frag without having to put too much time into actually learning how to play the game. Typically does better than other players in pubs, despite not necessarily being better than them, but gets absolutely shit on by people who put time into learning how to play the game. Uses the word "tryhard" to describe people who kill him frequently.

>that scout set
>that flamethrower
GAME: SAVED

>-there's no fucking fun in playing against a team with 5 scouts and 5 soldiers
>-there's no fun in playing on a team with 5 snipers and 5 spies
you seem to be the one throwing a tantrum like a fucking toddler, user

It's no fun being forced to play a class I don't want because some shitter took up the slots of the class I want to play. If there's already 3 snipers on my team and I want to play sniper, there's no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to play sniper. Same with spy, same with soldier, same with any other class.

o fuck isn't that the jacket that one reddit kid was upset about a few weeks back?

>tfw Poland finally big enough to be treated like real country

If against players without infinite skill, Shotgun Soldier.
If against players who also have infinite skill, Sniper.

Have fun trying to push a sentry nest as sniper

infinite skill, sniper 1 shots the engi, then fullcharges the sentry. ez

Post mercs.

might wanna stop skipping those english classes bud, it's starting to show

explain

only people without infinite skill would play Engineer, since there's literally no benefit to having an aimbot turret when you have infinite skill, so in that situation you'd be playing as Soldier.

Only enough to buy the campaign pass.
granted I can play when all the tag-alongs and bandwagonners decide to start playing and installing when the update drops

What if there's two engis
The first one will respawn by the time you can take out the first sentry