First for being pushed off the board by the botposter again.
Chase Jenkins
IHMT
Zachary Lee
Hello
Henry Baker
I think I found my totem mech bros..
Sebastian Peterson
gay shit t b h pour some for me too
Julian Ortiz
Your totem a shit.
Elijah Morales
Looks like about one in 4 of the team wasn't shit, though. You did win, after all.
The other team definitely contributed more evenly though. Your good players carried. A lot.
Evan Flores
So how about that America Vs Japan Robot fight. Should only buy Mechs from Kurita now right?
Joshua Anderson
Patch postponement notice when?
Isaac Bennett
Soon™
Nicholas Robinson
It happened. time to play Living legends
Grayson Powell
They are the cooler ones so yea
Aiden James
It was a joke, it was always going to be a joke. Until it's mechs with real weapons and real armor, it's just a joke.
Gabriel Allen
Playing Gundam VS. Cannot beat trial 9s final stage, been playing just this fight for around 3 1/2 hours. Feel a strange pressure in my head. Someone please help, that final guy kills me with a touch.
Justin Stewart
wow............................................................................................................................................................................................ so this...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................is the power..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................of patch day................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lucas Myers
Patch is on right now.
Honestly, it showed off some real ugly.
The US robot was topheavy as fuck, enough so that the JP one could slap it hard enough to knock it on it's ass.
The JP robot was so fragile that it couldn't protect the pilot properly.
Either they're going to have to remote the suits, or use some serious cockpit protection. The US bot has the right idea there.
Aaron Jenkins
no you are shit
Jordan Bennett
God Graham's giving you the shits, right?
The best I can say is use your partner for bait, but be sure to take your shot every time he goes to start in on your partner. Push too hard and you get combofucked instead, turtle up and too passive and you take so much time you drop a rank and have to do the whole route from scratch. Don't sweat your partner getting killed if it happens, you should be able to do enough damage to finish the stage before he runs you out of lives.
Juan Jones
Thanks for the help but i thought i better stop before i pressure cooked my innards. Might give it another shot tomorrow. That idiot dies at least 3-4 times. im spamming the damn funnels like people recommend but nothing hits.
Julian Russell
hello this is online
Connor Hernandez
You're knocking off the low HP stuff as quick as you can, and try and stick to the edges and cover when you're taking a wave. It's the hardest route in the game, honestly.
Oliver Johnson
All systems: Abominable.
In other news, early adopter rewards are screwed up and you may not see them post-patch.
Brandon Bennett
Fucking peachy. That's what I get for feeding pig.
Wow, so all of that extra time to do the animations and...yeah...
Jose Turner
>no animation previews >update delayed twice >still didn't get a refund All the signs were there.
Gavin Ward
why
Dominic Collins
Update: What the pig has fucked you on is if you fed him after the original early adopter awards, but during the extension. Seems someone failed at adjusting those numbers.
This. They did stop some of the changes, but these went through:
Medium Laser•Cooldown Increased to 3.5 (from 3.0) ER Medium Laser•Cooldown Increased to 4 (from 3.35) Clan ER Medium Laser•Cooldown Increased to 4.5 (from 3.75) Clan Heavy Medium Laser•Cooldown Increased to 5.5 (from 5.0)
Medium lasers got jacked, but they left the other ones alone for now, including the HLL. Yeah, that means the IS LL fires faster than the IS ML.
Henry Wright
what a fucking joke, this entire update
Bentley Davis
Just shove it out the door Russ.
Jayden Rivera
well, too late for refunds
Cooper Turner
Please stop making these threads. Thank you in advance.
William Campbell
...
Jace Russell
>tfw a light mech peaks the same time you do and stays there just long enough for you to blow your load all over its face dumb osiris
Levi Ramirez
I'm so glad I've mentally checked out of this game a long time ago and can view this as poetry instead of tragedy at this point. This actually looks like someone just spent 30 min to an hour on blender without even looking at the results.
>tfw in 2014 i told myself i would pay up to 300 bucks for nova kitties specifically because of the double knees, knowing the entire platform would be garbage.
Zachary Wilson
What a shame.
Josiah Hall
It looks like it's fucking tiptoeing across the battlefield
Anthony Diaz
...
Alexander Butler
You had four months to change one date in some system somewhere and it never happened. I feel this was from a lack of communication (PR guys change the date, forget to tell the programmers actually controlling it) instead of pure laziness but come on guys.
Landon Nguyen
Just another thing that PGI has totally fucked up in the last 30 days. Add it to the growing list.
Carter Hernandez
it's pig, you're supposed to expect pure unsaturated incompetence in every regard
like that's not even a joke, they are just plain incompetent
Ryan Watson
Outside geo of the Osiris clips through the cockpit, remains visible if you look down and in startup sequence.
Jose Morales
When's hawken?
Cameron Smith
HAWKEN IS DEAD. ALRIGHT? DEAD.
Jayden Diaz
Oh. and they just fixed it for me I guess. WELL THANKS
Landon Parker
I am going to sit this one out until they hotfix this shit. We haven't had a patch this broken in a while.
Ryan Morales
Did PGI hire people who used to work for Blizzard? This patch sure makes me think they did.
Carter Fisher
remember when the pig fucked haruko in some way and gave her a king crab as payment?
Aaron Perez
tbqh I think everyone expected PGI to shit the bed on the walking animation, but the reality of how shitty it is what baffles me
James Ward
This. I expected stiff and a bit awkward, not spastic crackhead chasing a dollar on a string. Maybe I'll get a few kills out of it while people are too busy staring before everyone gets used to it.
David Carter
So that's 2/2 for mechs I preordered. This shit is ridiculous.
Jordan Cruz
It was a last minute QA fail of the patch. There was some bug that was severe enough to hold the patch back rather than release and hotfix. It’s the first time a patch got delayed since the game launched.
Ayden Hughes
I got lucky on the Annihilator. The Uziel torso is intern level work though and you can only see it in 3rd person.
Connor Richardson
The post says it was an end of round bug but currently match score is broken.
Nolan Stewart
Thank you for the explanation. I understand that PGI does not pull/postpone a patch because they think it is fun but it is still irritating for us that have pre-ordered the new mechs to have to wait. All the debacle and backtracking on the laser nerfs just compound the issue.
Daniel Evans
Yeah we have pretty strict internal patch content deadlines and branch test cutoffs because patches are advertised new content delivery dates that we can’t miss. It took a true show stopper to make us delay it.
Brody Gonzalez
It doesn't help that the NovaCat's animations were not working/unfinished a day before the patch hits. Usually you want everything done for a patch at least a few days beforehand to test internally.
Austin Davis
are you using default High roller build?
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>retards buy into PGI's scam >get fucked over How many times do you guys have to eat shit before you realize it's shit?
Anthony Baker
>3 out of 4 new mechs have awful cockpit visibility
Zachary Lopez
>that high roller build
Samuel Gutierrez
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEEEEE?!?!?
Jack Green
>mfw nightstar potatoes are all running XL and rage after they get their bunny ears torn off instantly
Right off the bat? XL280 weighs the same as the 275 and gets you a tick more speed, and you have just enough space for light ferro, so add some more armor.
Jayden Garcia
Exactly. It's "how you make a Stalker armed with only four fucking Streak SRM 6's", since we were posting retarded "where did the weight go?" pics.
Anthony Peterson
It's almost as bad as that tier 3 guy's highroller build.
Xavier Fisher
>its almost 2018 >you fags are still gettin' mad at the pig and playing the game
Jack Brown
Honestly, how to noobieblast in a Bushwhacker is this:
Point at enemy. Dump RLs until opponent explodes. Repeat with remaining RLs and second opponent, randomly dakkapewing with your actual guns.
After all, if you've killed at least one guy solo, you're at least not a net loss to the team. Kill two, and you're ahead of the game. Just don't fire the RL20's more than two or three at once, or the ghost heat is murder. But each trio of RL20s is 120 damage, as long as you remember the minimum range of 50m. That ruins someone's day very fast.