Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I don't know why people are pretending to be me, but this is the real Icefrog (this is my real name). The patch won't come today, stop spreading misinformation.

So Immortals paid 20 million to join an Overwatch league and were kicked out of LoL League play which means they can't play LoL anymore let alone go to the Worlds?
God damn that's pretty cold

OH BABY A TRIPLE

I think is a feature of the new patch.

>go to sleep
>no patch

Spotted the redditor, dont listen to this infidel.

>20 million
Wow, that's retarded. As expected from Blizzard.
Overwatch e-sports suck too.

feed me icefrog

>tfw i made this webm

First for lynch all false patch hypers.

who should you believe?
neither

Hello /d2g/, I wanna share some details about the new patch.
-Lifestealer removed for pressing chinese reasons
-Clinkz removed for pressing chinese reasons
-Pugna removed for pressing chinese reasons
-Adjusted Legion Commander's skin color
-Changed gender of male heroes to counter toxic masuclinity

See you next year guys, check Reddit to see what we have planned for then.

im indian not arab you MONGOLOID, ill find where you live poo in your streets

you did an amazing job user

TECHIES CAPTAINS MODE COME ON

No need to protect my identity Matt, the patch is coming anyways.

This is my real photo by the way. Stop spreading lies, keep the community clean!

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you think we goina get a dota 2 for the nintendo ds or iphone eventually?

twitch
.tv/wesg_dota2

Era stack vs Loda stack

Yes, because performance isn't an issue already

tonight on d2g - worthless shitters from third world nations make terrible posts

Thanks for contributing.

wouldn't it be funny if there were pictures of this qt with no clothes on hahaha

Why did you specify tonight

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you have to go back

Oi m8 I'm from the you kay

Just range ban all non-europeans to fix this.

Ty user

reminder that flags would save d2g

>sound version of BREAKING THE QUIET still not out yet
>dota 2 patch delayed till November
what do?

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Lara & Horse was better anyway.

another one because i love you guys
>Wild Axes now apply attack effects, damage reduced by 40 at all levels
>walrus kick now does its damage in the same way walrus punch does, same crit modifier
>Tidehunter's 25 gush -armor talent now changed to Kraken Shell is aura.
>Soul Rip now stuns enemies for 1 second if it's fully powered for its current level
>Skywrath's level 10 int talent now changed to +250 mana
>sniper can activate take aim to get double range on one autoattack and guaranteed proc all autoattack procs
>bkb now uses platemail instead of mithril hammer in recipe

>come home
>no patch

why is bruno in valve's payroll guys? what does he do? tweeting isn't a job. is he the toilet cleaner?

What did he mean by this? Anyone? I dont get it

steamdb.info/app/247060/history/

>S >I >X
>I
>X

>HOURS AGO

IT'S HAS TO BE TONIGHT

IT
HAS
TO
BE

He knows JS

what if this patch truly kills the game

There's always someone that says it

>Soul Rip now stuns enemies for 1 second if it's fully powered for its current level
>putting points in the skill literally makes it worse
how retarded are you?

You cannot kill something that's already dead.

I don't want to play as a fucking kot or fairy bitch though.

WHERE IS LOLI HERO

CAN MODS PLEASE STICKY THIS THREAD AND PUT THE FINAL COUNTDOWN ON REPEAT

LIKE WTF?

moshi moshi

>using soul rip offensively

"final countdown"
lmao
It won't happen tonight, it won't happen at all this week. They're waiting till after the tournament. Mark my words. Or just don't mark them and enjoy waiting for something that isn't coming for over a week.

Who's this cutie

personally i have been playing less and less since like 6.86

>Have little brother in HS who plays dota all day every day
>Doesn't say hello anymore, just stares confused at me and askd "patch?"
He's dying volvo, please help him.

I wonder which personalities she's talking about

Sorry friend, I have to ask you to not use that reaction image in this thread. You should use a reaction image featuring our very own and original Wraith King™.

next patch is going to make you dump your girlfriend and quit your job, just you wait...

patch?

Jesus nahaz you have daughters.
What would they think?

>wake up
>no patch

here

Do I have to beat some sense into nahaz or what?

One daughter and if she keeps messing up the entire house soon I'll have zero.

patch or I scream

HOOHOO! YOu dang idiots didn't believe me? Patch coming in LESS THAN TEN HOURS BOYOS so ya better keep it up! Don't stop that shitposting or ya wont get no patch

why is your wife such a slut?

okay, mods? ban em

Can you guys stop talking about the patch and listen to MY story about MY pubs?
>Be ME
>Hyuk hyuk
>Kill enemy and ME ME ME ME
Thanks for listening to ME

akke and loda on same team again

Alright boooyys you heard it fro mthe man himself
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111

I can't see loda in that picture, WHAT GIVES DUDE?

Stupid fucking americans stop whining, patch comes when it comes

whos loda in the pic? akke has the same face since he left the womb, wtf

What a story
an ABSOLUTE treat

dota2.com/thebetaisover

HOLY SHIT

IT'S OUT
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/pyro.php

>TF2 lads already got DAY 3 today
>Meanwhile no patch

IT'S REAL

HOLY SHIT
ITS REAL

I think loda is next to akke. desu I don't know, had this picture saved as akkeloda.jpg

Guys I did what reddit wanted and look at what happened. How do I fix the game?

He's actually right, nice.

Why do we want a patch anyway desu?
This is honestly the best meta we've ever had in Dota. Why do you guys want to ruin it? Literally everything is viable right now.

You guys don't see real sports like Football and Soccer getting regular patches now, do you? Why treat Dota differently?

THE reddit post in this thread

I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO PLAY VS VENO NECRO AND LICH EVERY FUCKING GAME THANK YOU VERY MUCH

wait is reborn out of beta yet?

@192779776
not even worth my (You), baboon

I'm extremly tired dotards

whose cock do I have to suck to get a patch around here?

Fuck you eastern european scum

stfu kid
go to sleep

YA CAN'T SLEEP YET! Dont you get it?? Patch is coming out in like 2 hours baby! Just keep going, it's HAPPENING BOYS!