reminder the banana will be overpowered if it counts as a medium health kit when thrown
Jaxson Lee
What have I done
Luis James
fuck off with this "op this" and "op that"
just have fun for once
Kayden Williams
WHAT HAVE I DONE
Also how manly on a scale of 1-10 is my Medic?
Leo Wood
Aaaand 4th misc slot when
Let us put it where the canteens go for fucks sake. And why does the picture of a fat engie wearing a crown put me in hysterics?
Sebastian Parker
shitnormietier/10
Kevin Fisher
Best medic cosmetic
Evan Perry
wishlist for TF2 changes on this update >improved framerate >VAC ban wave, actual working VAC >comp MM classlimit 1 except scout and soldier (classlimit 2) >actual maps that people play for comp MM rotation
Brayden Bailey
All I want is a single fucking MvM map.
Hudson Morales
MvM was a bad idea and it should stay in the bad ideas bin
Jose Brooks
your dad not wearing a condom was a bad idea
Liam Adams
>No more random crits >Find a fix to the problem where a 12 v 12 game becomes 4 v 1 Basically up the numbers from 10k daily players to 80k a day. Haha impossible, cause this game sucks
Camden Wilson
Wishlist for tonight's update: >optimization, optimization, optimization >vaccinator nerf >dead ringer nerf >direct hit nerf/changes >changes/buffs to useless weapons like the volcano fragment axe >VAC ban wave, hiring moderators >improvements to the server browser >boyfriend
Christian Sanders
>on a whim, wonder why LawBreakers never released character trailers >turns out they did >these designs >these lines >this narration
Pure Cringe. It's like they somehow tried too hard and not at all.
Colton Ross
You know what I want? I want RD_Asteroid to be completed.
Why did they abandon it ;_;
Wyatt Torres
>Almost every character is black or Asian They'll never learn will they.
Joseph Fisher
"Too confusing to new players"
Cooper Watson
>Open one >Tells us about the "tragic backstory" of the characters and nothing else about them
People really need to fucking learn why the TF2 mercs are so beloved.
Christopher Kelly
A great choice 6/10 but you get an extra point because eyepatches are cool
Benjamin Morgan
I'm 30 seconds in and I'm already completely bored.
Brandon Parker
>TF2 mercs are stereotypes of things people want to be >Overwatch characters are waifubait >These fucking things are just edgy shit
i wonder what went wrong
Adam Brooks
What about Battleborn characters?
Jaxson Powell
this but for demo when literally just give it shotgun animations
Caleb Bailey
Who?
Christian Johnson
looks an awful lot like the loch n load already does. too similar a view model might be confusing.
Gavin Richardson
Its even more retarded when you think about the fact that they did the major art pass, and then nothing. And its now seemingly just completely dead.
Blake Morris
Overdesigned kiddy shit
Isaac Murphy
I remember a friend of mine telling me this shit once
>Battleborn comes out >Sells like a lead balloon >Overwatch comes out >Porn everywhere >One of the Battleborn devs posts a lot of porn of Battleborn on Reddit thinking it will boost sales
lawbreakers looks kinda fun with all the fastmans and flying
Elijah Rogers
>>TF2 mercs are stereotypes of things people want to be
>weak mouthy douchebag >mentally ill reckless patriot >mentally ill charred psychopath >alcoholic >fat sperg >autistic savant manlet >sociopath that sews wombs into people >mentally ill gunman >sociopath that wears paper masks and carries a knife
Landon Morales
Fuck me that was terrible
Zachary Hernandez
>mfw heavy getting buffs tonight, making it even easier for me and my buds to mow down the clueless braaping mexicans with my australium minigun HAHAHA
Justin Gutierrez
>another game in the same genre looks fun how dare you, fucking traitor, don't you know you're only allowed to play one video game in a genre you enjoy harumph
Caleb Sanchez
did he get fired or something?
Lincoln Gray
Yes? What's your point?
Jeremiah Ramirez
>he never wanted to be a paid hitman
John Richardson
nobody wants to be any of those things
Jonathan King
tonight is actually the night
Blake Martin
So when's the new stuff going to be available?
Robert Garcia
I don't think he did, I think he was the co-creator or something. He was doing this to drum up interest and got caught because he didnt realize whatever board he was posting on (might have been Veeky Forums) only showed 1 poster per thread in the new IP.
He got caught anyways posting porn in the thread he was doing it in.
Thomas Gomez
It was randy pitchford, main developer, so you can't exactly fire him still pretty pathetic tho
Michael Perry
Sniper doesnt seem that mentally ill to me. Except for his huntsman domination lines, but he just sounds like he's full of adrenaline or something.
Tyler Bennett
he has no empathy which makes him at least a little
engineer and scout are probably the closest to normal
Nathan Wright
Anyone wanna play together when the update hits? :3
Justin Brooks
He has some empathy. Most of his lines are whispers or saying "Sorry, mate"
His Huntsman domination lines on the other hand are just as crazy as everyone else, but I'll chalk that up to Adrenaline.
>Kill heavy with huntsman >"TAKE THAT YOU POT BELLIED LARD-ASS' >"I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN"
>Banana heals 50% less >Banana recharges 50% faster
This is OP, right? Most heavies that eat the sandvich only do so to heal about half of their health, because eating a sandvich at less than 100 health is tactically unsafe. And will you be able to toss it at everyone, turning yourself into phat medic?
William Price
arbeit macht frei
Kayden Lopez
There's no huntsman related dom lines, those are just regular ones You probably think they are because he doesn't interrupt them with muttering something while zooming in
Anthony King
But what about the team colors? Blue and Red on one weapon? Sacrilige!
Also how do these paints work, can you apply them to any weapon you have? I'd like to apply them to weapon i already have a lot of stuff on.
Ryder James
I fully expect a lot of pictures of Heavy inserting bananas into medics arse now
Jace Garcia
>Dalohoks bar heals 50% less >Dalohoks bar recharges 50% faster >Dalohoks bar grants you extra health The banana is utterly useless
Leo Bennett
omg yaaas xoxoxo
Benjamin Walker
Are they going to nerf the Dalokohs bar?
Robert Morgan
>Being a fag
Kayden Foster
I miss the old Equalizer
Ryan Jones
will we ever get a fix for the cheater problem? a fix that lasts more than a week
Austin Torres
same hoping theres a "vintage" tournament, but the core mechanics changed so much it wouldnt even be possible >med speed buff >can move buildings as engi its juts not the same
Evan Wright
>>>med speed buff
Connor Cooper
Actually
The Dalokohs bar heals 100 health. Gives + 50 if at full health. Recharges 50% faster. The Sandvich heals 300 health. The banana heals 150 health. Recharges 50% faster.
I'd still prefer the Dalokohs bar though, self overheal is nice and can really help in heavy vs heavy encounters.
William Harris
>even if xbow, quick-fix and vacc was banned, a vintage cup wouldnt feel the same as playing in the olden times the speed buff from medigun, what do you think im referring to?
Elijah Garcia
base speed
Chase Gutierrez
well i wasnt referring to that im glad we are on the same page now
Jayden Green
Actually.
Sandvich: 300 health 30 second recharge Banana: 150 health 15 second recharge Chocolate: 100 health 10 second recharge
John Reyes
f**k you be clearer next time
Colton Powell
>comp MM has been pretty much the same shitty beta since over 15 months ago kill me already if they dont do anything about it ill be dissapointed i supposed people would understand straight away that i was referring to the medigun buff of Meet Your Match (15 months ago)
Bentley Turner
Heh
At this rate maybe we'll get something that heals 50 health and recharges in 5 seconds.
Anthony Long
>Pizza party >Heavy opens a box of pizza >Pizza slices randomly shoot out from him in all directions healing everyone around him >Heals him for 300 health, overheals him to 450 >Charge time is 1 minute
Nicholas Johnson
if this shit existed then what's the point of medic
Anthony Gutierrez
medic secondary
+your syringe gun crits always +passive -no medigun -don't work with crossbow
would you use it?
Ayden Murphy
imagine TF2 without xbow
Dominic Taylor
>2.5k views this is really sad
Austin Richardson
yes it encourages different playstyles t. ambassador main
Nolan Edwards
TF2 without the crossbow? Then we wouldn't have sick shots like these
i'm imagining it it's pretty great, shitty pockets actually die when they should instead of being invincible
Carter Carter
yeah nice I can go back to being a passive healing slut love it great
Leo Wilson
im imagining it too my calls of "demo weak" actually matter and he dies shortly after as he should
Isaiah Cook
>the alternate universe sick syringe gun plays i want there to be a really out there high level medic main who pulls off shit like that
Levi Harris
how about we get to the real problem which is retarded classes like pyro and heavy that take 0 skill
Jaxon Ross
pyro takes a bit more skill than heavy imo but heavy deserves a health nerf and i have a friend that says pyro should be 150hp
Thomas Parker
you forgot soldier please be bait please be bait please be bait
Jacob Lewis
what the fuck guys it's been day 4 for 6 whole hours now, did they just forget or something
Jeremiah Mitchell
you're retarded but your friend is right, pyro shouldn't be able to survive a headshot
Easton Anderson
"The shit". Not "shit." Get some reading comprehension, nigga.
Matthew Clark
heavy is literally hitscan and a huge health pool pyro has a secondary thats worth using and >right click
Lincoln Howard
Be honest, were you ever an insufferable faggot around the time when you started playing TF2? Do you still have any items that bring back memories from those embarrassing times? I-I'm not the only one, right haha
Michael Fisher
i used to be a furfag and played 2fort almost exclusivelly
Gabriel Reed
banana
Nolan Perez
can we just remove all 3 support classes already
Aiden Taylor
update in 36 minutes
Daniel Morales
Why would the update be at like 7 in the morning valve time?
Parker Davis
cause they care so much about us they start work early :)
Grayson Collins
what did he mean by this?
Lincoln Clark
>I waited 15 months for an update and all i got was this lousy hat