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>New SFM
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>list of good comm. servers
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>Tips and guides
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>Competitive
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Diaper cosmetic when?

Archimedes is the best pet

???
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reminder the banana will be overpowered if it counts as a medium health kit when thrown

What have I done

fuck off with this "op this" and "op that"

just have fun for once

WHAT HAVE I DONE

Also how manly on a scale of 1-10 is my Medic?

Aaaand 4th misc slot when

Let us put it where the canteens go for fucks sake. And why does the picture of a fat engie wearing a crown put me in hysterics?

shitnormietier/10

Best medic cosmetic

wishlist for TF2 changes on this update
>improved framerate
>VAC ban wave, actual working VAC
>comp MM classlimit 1 except scout and soldier (classlimit 2)
>actual maps that people play for comp MM rotation

All I want is a single fucking MvM map.

MvM was a bad idea and it should stay in the bad ideas bin

your dad not wearing a condom was a bad idea

>No more random crits
>Find a fix to the problem where a 12 v 12 game becomes 4 v 1
Basically up the numbers from 10k daily players to 80k a day. Haha impossible, cause this game sucks

Wishlist for tonight's update:
>optimization, optimization, optimization
>vaccinator nerf
>dead ringer nerf
>direct hit nerf/changes
>changes/buffs to useless weapons like the volcano fragment axe
>VAC ban wave, hiring moderators
>improvements to the server browser
>boyfriend

>on a whim, wonder why LawBreakers never released character trailers
>turns out they did
>these designs
>these lines
>this narration

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Pure Cringe. It's like they somehow tried too hard and not at all.

You know what I want? I want RD_Asteroid to be completed.

Why did they abandon it ;_;

>Almost every character is black or Asian
They'll never learn will they.

"Too confusing to new players"

>Open one
>Tells us about the "tragic backstory" of the characters and nothing else about them

People really need to fucking learn why the TF2 mercs are so beloved.

A great choice
6/10 but you get an extra point because eyepatches are cool

I'm 30 seconds in and I'm already completely bored.

>TF2 mercs are stereotypes of things people want to be
>Overwatch characters are waifubait
>These fucking things are just edgy shit

i wonder what went wrong

What about Battleborn characters?

this but for demo when
literally just give it shotgun animations

Who?

looks an awful lot like the loch n load already does. too similar a view model might be confusing.

Its even more retarded when you think about the fact that they did the major art pass, and then nothing.
And its now seemingly just completely dead.

Overdesigned kiddy shit

I remember a friend of mine telling me this shit once

>Battleborn comes out
>Sells like a lead balloon
>Overwatch comes out
>Porn everywhere
>One of the Battleborn devs posts a lot of porn of Battleborn on Reddit thinking it will boost sales

B-but, user. Morty's in it!

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Wubba-Lubba-Dub-Dub!

lawbreakers looks kinda fun with all the fastmans and flying

>>TF2 mercs are stereotypes of things people want to be

>weak mouthy douchebag
>mentally ill reckless patriot
>mentally ill charred psychopath
>alcoholic
>fat sperg
>autistic savant manlet
>sociopath that sews wombs into people
>mentally ill gunman
>sociopath that wears paper masks and carries a knife

Fuck me that was terrible

>mfw heavy getting buffs tonight, making it even easier for me and my buds to mow down the clueless braaping mexicans with my australium minigun
HAHAHA

>another game in the same genre looks fun
how dare you, fucking traitor, don't you know you're only allowed to play one video game in a genre you enjoy harumph

did he get fired or something?

Yes? What's your point?

>he never wanted to be a paid hitman

nobody wants to be any of those things

tonight is actually the night

So when's the new stuff going to be available?

I don't think he did, I think he was the co-creator or something. He was doing this to drum up interest and got caught because he didnt realize whatever board he was posting on (might have been Veeky Forums) only showed 1 poster per thread in the new IP.

He got caught anyways posting porn in the thread he was doing it in.

It was randy pitchford, main developer, so you can't exactly fire him
still pretty pathetic tho

Sniper doesnt seem that mentally ill to me. Except for his huntsman domination lines, but he just sounds like he's full of adrenaline or something.

he has no empathy which makes him at least a little

engineer and scout are probably the closest to normal

Anyone wanna play together when the update hits? :3

He has some empathy. Most of his lines are whispers or saying "Sorry, mate"

His Huntsman domination lines on the other hand are just as crazy as everyone else, but I'll chalk that up to Adrenaline.

>Kill heavy with huntsman
>"TAKE THAT YOU POT BELLIED LARD-ASS'
>"I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN"

look at me look at me

>freedom wrapped

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my patriotism demands this

>Banana heals 50% less
>Banana recharges 50% faster

This is OP, right? Most heavies that eat the sandvich only do so to heal about half of their health, because eating a sandvich at less than 100 health is tactically unsafe. And will you be able to toss it at everyone, turning yourself into phat medic?

arbeit macht frei

There's no huntsman related dom lines, those are just regular ones
You probably think they are because he doesn't interrupt them with muttering something while zooming in

But what about the team colors? Blue and Red on one weapon? Sacrilige!

Also how do these paints work, can you apply them to any weapon you have? I'd like to apply them to weapon i already have a lot of stuff on.

I fully expect a lot of pictures of Heavy inserting bananas into medics arse now

>Dalohoks bar heals 50% less
>Dalohoks bar recharges 50% faster
>Dalohoks bar grants you extra health
The banana is utterly useless

omg yaaas xoxoxo

Are they going to nerf the Dalokohs bar?

>Being a fag

I miss the old Equalizer

will we ever get a fix for the cheater problem? a fix that lasts more than a week

same
hoping theres a "vintage" tournament, but the core mechanics changed so much it wouldnt even be possible
>med speed buff
>can move buildings as engi
its juts not the same

>>>med speed buff

Actually

The Dalokohs bar heals 100 health. Gives + 50 if at full health. Recharges 50% faster.
The Sandvich heals 300 health.
The banana heals 150 health. Recharges 50% faster.

I'd still prefer the Dalokohs bar though, self overheal is nice and can really help in heavy vs heavy encounters.

>even if xbow, quick-fix and vacc was banned, a vintage cup wouldnt feel the same as playing in the olden times
the speed buff from medigun, what do you think im referring to?

base speed

well i wasnt referring to that
im glad we are on the same page now

Actually.

Sandvich: 300 health 30 second recharge
Banana: 150 health 15 second recharge
Chocolate: 100 health 10 second recharge

f**k you be clearer next time

>comp MM has been pretty much the same shitty beta since over 15 months ago
kill me already
if they dont do anything about it ill be dissapointed
i supposed people would understand straight away that i was referring to the medigun buff of Meet Your Match (15 months ago)

Heh

At this rate maybe we'll get something that heals 50 health and recharges in 5 seconds.

>Pizza party
>Heavy opens a box of pizza
>Pizza slices randomly shoot out from him in all directions healing everyone around him
>Heals him for 300 health, overheals him to 450
>Charge time is 1 minute

if this shit existed then what's the point of medic

medic secondary

+your syringe gun crits always
+passive
-no medigun
-don't work with crossbow

would you use it?

imagine TF2 without xbow

>2.5k views
this is really sad

yes it encourages different playstyles
t. ambassador main

TF2 without the crossbow? Then we wouldn't have sick shots like these

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i'm imagining it
it's pretty great, shitty pockets actually die when they should instead of being invincible

yeah nice I can go back to being a passive healing slut love it great

im imagining it too
my calls of "demo weak" actually matter and he dies shortly after as he should

>the alternate universe sick syringe gun plays
i want there to be a really out there high level medic main who pulls off shit like that

how about we get to the real problem which is retarded classes like pyro and heavy that take 0 skill

pyro takes a bit more skill than heavy imo
but heavy deserves a health nerf
and i have a friend that says pyro should be 150hp

you forgot soldier
please be bait please be bait please be bait

what the fuck guys it's been day 4 for 6 whole hours now, did they just forget or something

you're retarded but your friend is right, pyro shouldn't be able to survive a headshot

"The shit". Not "shit." Get some reading comprehension, nigga.

heavy is literally hitscan and a huge health pool
pyro has a secondary thats worth using and >right click

Be honest, were you ever an insufferable faggot around the time when you started playing TF2?
Do you still have any items that bring back memories from those embarrassing times?
I-I'm not the only one, right haha

i used to be a furfag and played 2fort almost exclusivelly

banana

can we just remove all 3 support classes already

update in 36 minutes

Why would the update be at like 7 in the morning valve time?

cause they care so much about us they start work early :)

what did he mean by this?

>I waited 15 months for an update and all i got was this lousy hat