/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>There's no reason to aim to win these shitty minors.
Except there's like 25k for each of the winners for 4 days work

>wake up
>no patch

mid-one is the only likable personality on secret

it's what sluts do

>women are a meme gender
more news at seven

HOW ARE SECRET'S OPPONENTS ALLOWED TO BEAT THEM??!!!!

>a gook that doesn't need a translator
what the fuck

>Immortal has to win now that they don't have LeL money

did puppey force MP to wear that hat?
Why doesn't he wear it anymore?

You don't understand, Wagamama literally changed my life. The $2000 I spent attending his bootcamp was an investment in a vision of myself as a better player. I'll never forget his parting words to me: "your five minutes is up, please send the next guy in."

mp looks so shit with that hairdo, im disappointed
Just wear your cap la

GOD MP IS SO AWKWARD I CANT EVEN

If I were MP I would probably jacked off to that victory right here and there. Proving El Presidente wrong right in front of his face must have felt so good

Character development. He's now free of the shackles of past burdens. Truly gooks kino.

The entire MVP team didn't grow up in Korea
MP studied in pinoyland

which dota 2 heroes have you fapped to?

I'm pretty sure most of MVP went to university in australia. So almost all of them can speak english to an extent

Why the fuck are dota's so bad at eating dairy products?

imagine yourself sucking his cock hnnghhhh

MP breathing heavily with fear of what puppey might do to him after this win

PEE
POO
DEE

none, im not degenerate

>valve actually think people give enough of a shit about this fucking meme lan that they're delaying the patch for it

FROM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS OF THE 'CV

>dota heroes are bad at eating dairy product
>The literal most desirable item in the game is a piece of cheese
dumb cropped porn poster

MP studied in Philippines
QO went to uni in Australia with kpii
Forev has US/SK dual citizenship
Febby and Dubu have Canadian/SK dual citizenship

>Bo3 Series finishes
>No patch

is that a dota CONDOM????? i wanna buy it

where is her ass

Is there anyone who can stop them?

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looking through the previous thread, what happens during NA hours that cause a massive increase is anime posting? Thank god EU posters are far less degenerate

seadogs led by ice3 in finals

fuTA only, she's my mistress and wouldn't want me to do it to anyone else

Is TA the best slut?

how is that dota related

How was LGD vs Peru?

Anime neets who sleep through 'normie' hours

HOW IS THAT DOTA 2 RELATED

Riot's games

MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD.....MOD....MOD....MOD

>penis and vagina
wow great source of entertainment sexfag

Peru dominating fuckign hard then MASSIVE throws.

based asexual bro

>next match is chinks vs gooks
this is some league shit

>vagina
disgusting

Another 3-0, or another 3-0?

yes

>Burn duration is now based on how long the flamethrower was actively hitting an enemy
FUCKING FINALLY

get out reddit disinfo spy, MVP/IMT are /d2g/ approved

literally one piece timeskip
QO even referenced that, no?

Korean doto is back!
refugee starcrumpets, we have a home again!

Any russian gulagites know what;s the deal with Illidan and his SFTesports org drama?

Daily reminder that Liquid are still your TI Champions

still get crushed by the yonkou (aka Liquid)

uhhhh im pretty sure its lawl gee

BUT IT WAS HIS TURN. HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE PRESIDENT

would you look for the good spot for her d2g?

where has this presidente meme come from

Where's the patch?

>I'll bring you violins!

What did he mean by this?

i made it

their manager is massive lazy fag who can't speak english or notify team about upcoming games
he also poured tons of shit on illidan after they left

>I'll take a crack addict!

>ODP running a friend simulator stream

Text messages between Puppey and 1437 in the last year or two. Puppey asserted that he could be president of Estonia instead of playing Dota, Theeban was sucking his dick.

already found it

muh deek

niggah, Brood War is back. The time of exile has ended.

Bisu vs Killer in 44 hours, get hyped

I'll never get tired of fat sheever

The remaster or the original? I know Jaedong and others have been shitting on the remaster for regressing.

>sc and porn posters in the 'lag
what has this place come to

The President's concubines:
- 1437
- Resolution

Anyone else?

post dota images that you will never have chance to post again

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remaster. Problem with remaster is mostly wonky ladder shit.

ASL 4 is ongoing (game 3 of Ro8 in 44 hours as i said, game 4 is 2 day after, with Flash vs mind tvt) and it's alive. Sadly, ZvZ claimed Soulkey, wich imo was the best hope to beat flash.

I don't get it.

Are you kidding? That's relevant every patch

nice first pick

You suck, whats not to get?

terrorblade mentioned dudes

>not once died less than 6 times on a hero that can fight entirely from fog and farm globally from his own jungle
>barely buying a real mobility item like blink or force
these are major issues, but not as major as pic related

Is OD ourest of our guys or what?

ПATЧ
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>those midas timings
"What's to get" is you suck dicks at last hitting

>literal sheever poster who made it
our guy

>intros are a direct copy of TI7 with shittier music
ees gud

>fucks sheever
>browses d2g
>not a cringefest like 80% of talents

today is the day right?

>I know Jaedong and others have been shitting on the remaster for regressing.
regressing how?

TbI Hy6