/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

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PATCH?!?!?!?!?

>the state of dotards

god you're retarded newfag

it's like arguing with a crackhead, there's just no point

PATCH?

Leo says patch today

Who naga pickers here

Soon we can pick her again.

ahahahhahahaha

>wake up
>still no patch

yohhoho x marks the cock

why would a cat go and tell lies on the internet

>you're all actually sperging because of OP's choice of images isn't some fucking terrible esports meme or anime pic

please just leave already, you already started multi-threading recently, just go.

i want to gut that cat and jerk myself off with its skin

ME SOON 5K ME WANT PATCH NOT TODAY

can't wait bro, can't wait.

why are the jews doing that stream scheme?
there will be no dota2 patch today, since TF2 will get its big update

>gank mid laner for the fifth time in like 3 minutes
>Mid player has bought back!
>Mid: ASDFKADJASFOJIOASOI0OWEFGKLOER
you have exactly five seconds to name a more satisfying feeling in dota 2

support kunkka : potato version

giff petch noW!!!!!!!!!!!

reading changelogs of major dota two patch

that exact situation but at the end of the game when their mid spams:
gg ez mid

>EG

getting an 16 minute eblade on morphling and ravaging supports assholes the rest of the game

I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, AND BACK TO HELL, AND BACK

>newbee
second place is the first loser

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

They might as well not do the group stages at all.
Easy for Liquid, VP, Secret and Newbee

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

holy fuck there is nothing to watch on twitch during twitchcon

i cannot wait for eg to get their asses blasted, fuck them.

the inherent problem with an eight team group stage

You'd have to get past Kyle first...

>tend to be tall, and thin, with long arms, legs, fingers and toes.
o shit

imagine if they get eliminated and col has more points than they

>Newbee
did you slept through slavladder

>fnatic
where are happy feet

ooff that's a lot of points right there

>le nerf le ebin green meme heroes
>le leave 7sec cd torando, le inboker takes skill to play ;)
I hate reddit so much

twitter.com/wykrhm/status/921030511442534401

Just Because

not fair

>TFW you just remembered pudge is getting an arcana with the update

>make dumb meme stream to con patch starved retards out of cash
>don't even produce content for it
How do they get away with it?

envy fails to qualify to all lans, gets invited to 2 for nothing

the pudge arcana wont drop til next spring
and if they make a fucking meme rubick one all hell is gonna break loose

>looks chad in profile pic
>looks like an absolute beta in banner
REDDIT

pudge buffs confirmed.

i think that making an arcana for io was already stupid as fuck

jugg arcana took 8 months to get done

tfw I'll never get io arcana

ever

>6 winstreak
i got random offlane pl last game but managed to win. what will valve throw at me next?

GUYS
WHAT IF
WE ARE THE PATCH?
WHAT IF WE CAN CHANGE THE HEROES?
WHAT IF THE PATCH LIES WITHIN OUR SOUL?
WHAT IF THE PATCH IS ALREADY OUT,BUT THEY JUST DIDN'T GIVE A CHANGELOG?
IS THIS REAL GUYS? AM I REAL?
BOYS
HELP
I NEED PATCH
NOW

agreed
however io was enough of a meme that it would have just won the ti7 vote

why the fuck do you get punished for leaving

half of dota matches arent winnable, i shouldnt have to sit through other people's failures

like back in early beta low prio wasnt as advanced and if you had a shit match youd just leave, find another, leave if that one doesnt go well

leaving is a gamers right and its stripped away by this false concept that you have to 'help your team'

less time wasted is more fun, so valve should stop punishing leaving and get rid of low priority

oracle reroll into techies

if it was anything but a stupid fucking portal companion cube with fucking hearts on it then I'd be ok with it

patch after pgl or major???

>EE vs PUPPEY
nice

i have it, it isnt anything special

i iwsh i had the lc immortal tho

>and if they make a fucking meme rubick one all hell is gonna break loose

lmao no it wouldn;t, isn't as much as dotards pretend thye are about 'qlauity' meme cosmetics would be the best selling shit in this game

What to do when you have to play against techies? I fuckin hate it. It's pure pain. 75 minutes of slog fest. Even when I win, it feels horrible.

I actually talked to a techies player for a bit and they seem oblivious to the fact they make the game shit for everyone else.

stop leaking deepweb strats lol

yes ccnc actually has marfans syndrome, hes talked about it on stream, i dont care it makes him look weird as shit but i feel bad cause he said something about having congenital heart defects with it too.

great news ill drink to that

well maybe he should stop stressin over video games then

you guys actually believed me

((())) intensifies

it's not stoping muy alcoholism anyway

wtf you arent thats me, he actually has marfans, this isnt some secret.

same here bro
though i think my liver is hurting right now

it's not hurting, it's thisty, thats what i tell myself

>watchmy replays
>play like shit, know exactly what mistakes I made
>win
>play almost perfectly, can't see a single mistake
>lose

What a GREAT, GREAT game Dota2 is!!!!!

>watching kyle's stream
>says this pub is boring as fuck
>just phones into BTS's live podcast

>Kyle ruining the stream

hes not white, please upvote my reddit

dota is a fucking coin flip

valve shouldnt punish leaving because half of games are unwinnable and no one person can bring them back but one person can throw

>ccnc's autism is leaking
i wanta just walk up to him, tell him i dont like him, and leave. hed prob hav a fit

>it's not coming tonight
>it's not coming tomorrow night
>it's not coming the night after that
>or the night after that
>probably wont come the night after that
>defiantly wont come the night after that
>lmao you think it's going to come THAT night?
>it's coming THIS night
>jk, it's not coming this night either

WAIT WAIT
WAIT

WAIT

is the patch coming in 4 hours?
what does the 4 hour ctr in BTS stream mean

this annoying meme would have been avoided if valve did the right thing and made a 7.06h that included nerfs to the meme heroes that patch

nothing, it's just hotbid and kotlguy fucking with people

because they're retards. nothing is confirmed

not including a concede button was one of the best decisions valve ever made

FUCK EM

also kyle is literally drink right now

its either today or tomorrow, if it spends a week in test client
it should

7.06f did exactly that

no it made griefing more of an option. if anything valve should make every game safe to leave as soon as first blood.

and if you leave instead of low priority you get high priority so you get more useful teammates and get rewarded because valve cheated you out of a win with its bad matchmaking.

>boku no pico

my sides

>still two weeks left in valve's "about a month"
>won't hit main client until at least a week after that