League of Legends General - /lolg/

Reminder that vlad is for being femdommed by vayne!

Girls loving girls!

>he has more lvl 30 accounts than the amount of people he fucked

KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0TIoL3yhw

that list is bullshit and so are you

he's fine. Wasn't nerfed. Build trinity into titty hydra, then situational shit like steraks, GA, mallet if you wanna keep cunts from running, defensive items of your choice
18/0/12, ad reds, as quints, armor yellows and mr blues

reminder that sending girls dick pics actually pays off

>tfw no qt petite gf

Ain't gonna lie, I have a boner for Sterak's gage and Spirit Visage. I build those on any champion I can.

LeBlanc is by far the most sexually skilled of anyone on that list

only recent change to jax was giving his W extra range.

i think the only change to his aa animation was just to make it more clear, no actual change to the length of the animation. might be weird if you're used to the old one but ultimately the same or better when you get used to it..

So I REALLY want to one trick ahri and climb out of bronze and silver with her. How good is she at solo carrying games?

How?

>Just hit honour level 4
Feels good knowing the word filter

yeah just add every sseth video to that list. the bankplank shit too

>tfw no qt halfbreed dragon cum dump to milk me dry as often as needed as if her entire diet was dependent on my semen for nourishment
>tfw the closest thing I got isn't something that is possible anymore

Feels bad. I want an Ahri cock sleeve tho.

>Girls loving girls!

>he doesn't marry before copulating

Degenerate.

Can Shyvanna be considered an Item? she is a second class subhuman and I can probably purchase her pussy for 2 dollars and she will probably be happy because she knows her pussy is only worth 25 cents.

*laughs in duelist*

>not taking the pussy for a test run before you commit for the rest of your life

bruh

Brand is my favorite champion

>not wanting Ahri, Shyvana, and Tristana for the best of all worlds

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xth for breast metal waifu

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*one shoots one of your teammates*
*thanks you for the free 20 lp*

Can I tickle her armpits?

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Recruiting for overlord clan on NA.
The Great Tomb Nazarick
Tag: SKAOG

You need to suck off my cock on a routine basis until it becomes your diet.

Then you'll carry well.

neat thanks

>mfw building this on Dr. Mundo

You I like
Might want to check your math though
Please send it

>wake up
>realize esports was last night
>Longzhu lost and ruined my pickems entirely

Dammit Longzhu you were the only hope that SKT wouldn't win AGAIN and you lose to fucking samsung. Just why

reminder to kys shill faggot

Can I join if I only have watched the anime?

>overlord clan

To be fair, I'm an Elisefag and my ideal threesome is being milked till I die from dehydration by Elise, Zyra, and Shyv or Eve.

Yeah you were right I miscounted and threw in an extra .16 times 2 by accident
thanks
just made a table x and y for the axes, with the columns and rows being which side was rolled
each box has probability 1/36, then I'd do the max
so the last row and last column has all sixes, then the 5s row and column would be all 5s except for the 6 entries, etc
count the total number of times each die side appears for the probability, then look for the pattern and make the function
Expected value can be readily calculated from that, its just sum of probability times entry

youtube.com/watch?v=u0Hv5b8D_fo

God I fucking love Sseth
Best youtuber

>be bot
>be doing meh/bad after dieing a few times
>everyone else doin bad but having a good time
>except mid whose 10/3
>mid gets angry at everyone else
>dcs as game ends yelling about shitty silver players
>mfw im sub-30

I feel like that a lot.

What drives people to make the same exact posts in each thread?

eve and ahri can be both dom or sub depend of their pray preference
vi is sub slut to cait
illaoi is sub if you are strong enough
orianna is robot
lissandra/camille don't care about sex
shyvanna is sub
zyra is plant
fiora caitlyn mf and sivir should be higher

im work at riot so im know what im typing

>im a rebel
>killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
>stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
>omg shoes
>rawr >:3

Of course lol.

Autism. And free (You)s.

This video sucks but that song will always be immortal

is there more

>tfw no qt petite gf

help me boys im getting lonely

Is Brand support still good?

oh-tee-zum

>fill in the boxes and add that shit up
i hate brute force, exhaustive problems like that.

*one shots your carry*
*also one shots your turret*
youtube.com/watch?v=nnEV5XCBGow

You'll never catch me in challenger at this rate boy

I hate Camille

they want be recognize as /our guys/ but since there is so many of them at the end nobody give fuck

server
rank
belly size

Yeah not looking forward to that tower destruction rune at all

Fuck. For

>petite

ew

>enemy picks malzahar/zyra/brand into your taric

I only give a fuck about kayn lewds desu

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t. Tryndamere

my BMI is 20.2 if that means anything

>Pick my boy Rammus.
>Enemy picks Malz/Zyra/Brand in mid

Well I know which lane am I not ganking.

>Tfw you'll never have a qt Shyvslut or Ahrislut doing this for you in before and after every meal.

I haven't been following the new runes. What kind of new meme hotness is this?

Dragonpussy is the warmest and tightest in the league, and they are loyal, dedicated, and dominant. This is fact and the user telling you otherwise is ashill.

If I don't make it to gold by the end of november I'm just gonna main support till I hit gold, seems to me like half of the silver supports either don't know about ardent or don't care

my itemfu

Don’t one trick. That’s the secret of getting out of bronze

>Imagine playing a game where this guy is the most popular streamer

ISHYGDDT

who dat

I still build this on leona support

Are you a halfbreed user?

I'd like to breed you.

I can't play the game but I'm going to try and use a mechanically intensive champ so I have to concentrate on both the micro and macro gameplay.

Yeah you're not going anywhere bronzie.

*nerfs it once more*

lich bane buffs when?

hes also the best league player dude

it feels like you can build anything on ornn and shit out damage, thanks for that max% hp spell riot

lol no

imaqtpie is an Adonis

One day it'll be good again

> someone follows him around, inting his game every change they get
> he tries to play it cool and joke about it
what do you have dotard.

He is only that high because the meta for this season has been tanks and adc almost entirely.

I fucking preffer s3 assassins meta over this pile of shit we've had.

He has peaked as a man and a player, no one will ever top imaqtipie

> the meta for this season
you mean this half of the year right