Doki Doki Literature Club #27

Nth for a little bit of Monika in your life

All I want is Yuri to stab me to death.

Literally the same post every thread

Is this what deja vu feels like

Anything is good, friend. Thank you for putting your energy towards my autistic need for a good ending for Sayori. Godspeed.

I get the feeling Yuri would literally just be a Hex Maiden.

Natsuki best girl.

We've entered an endless recursion of time

IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

A little bit of Monika bu my side
A little bit of Monika is all I need.
A little bit of Monika, if you please!

No. Déjà vu is remembering something that didn't happen. This definitely happened.

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Friendly reminder that the Doki Dki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The Man Your Waifu Would Like

And, finally, you are encouraged to cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Thank you.

no this is what waifu threads look like

>Yuri is the most popular girl by a significant margin during the first act
>Talks about how she used to come on too strong and scared people away
>This is exactly what happens in act 2 and everyone ends up a Monikafag instead
I feel really bad for her.

>seeing my poems in the fan-made content pastebin

It feels good...

I need this

It's about time honestly.

Alright, Monika team coming next.

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Kissing Sayori!
Telling Sayori you love her!
Getting in Sayori's pants!
Sleeping with Sayori!
Letting Sayori see you kissing Yuri the next day!
Telling Sayori she misunderstood and is overreacting!
Fucking Sayori again!
Sayori hearing about how you kissed Yuri again!
Asking Sayori what she's gonna do about it!
Laughing at Sayori with Yuri as she does nothing!
Posting lots of pics with Yuri on social media so Sayori sees!
Sayori needing love!
Sayori fucking half the school!
Calling Sayori a total slut!
Sayori crying because she did it to make you jealous!

I love Natsuki!

Underage drinking is bound to happen no matter what. I'd rather it be in a safe environment that I can help control, than the dokis getting wasted by some chad.

Friendly reminder that this is true, I've been banned for posting about some of these.

What's with the Arcanine?

I want to breed Natsuki!

threadly reminder that Monika loves you, so you should check her twitter to see what she has to say
twitter.com/lilmonix3/status/921024372462166019

I hate you user.

Someone suggested it, and it just kind of feels like it fits her personality.

daily reminder that the dokis irl locations have been triangulated!

>Yuri is in Japan
>Monika is in Miami
>Natsuki is in Dan Diego
>Sayori can be seen from the window of the Empire State Building

how long until someone draws a pic with barefoot Natsuki?

Kyon-kun, denwa

you cant breed a man you fool

Why does she sit like that?

>Dan Diego
Like San Diego but shorter.

why does she sit like that?

MAYBE HER BUTT HURTS

Not with that attitude.

My mother raised me to believe that it is wrong to wish death on others, but I really want you to stop posting forever.

WHAT

DOES

THIS

MEAN

the fuck are you talking about

Means I'm going to the Empire State Building

Man that was a weird one.

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I know this is a joke post, but please don't ever treat another human being like this.

>tfw stay with Yuri anyways
Ez
Bad dokifag

wow niggas
I write a motivational post and then the thread migrates
That's cold

I find this sort of cute.

I like suffering, all those feel good romantic fanfics all fall flat for me.

I want to lick Natsuki's cute boyfeet!

Once we hit 750 posts, we gotta mosey on out!

Have you considered killing yourself?

Thanks Monika, glad you appreciate my work.

I'd put in Umbreon over Zigzagoon
But very good regardless

Every day since playing this game, user.

>Feelgoodfags
>Sufferingfags
>Not having the IQ necessary to appreciate the literary materpieces which involve a great deal of suffering which the character has to overcome through hard work, effort, and sacrifice to earn his happy ending after bombardment of temptation after temptation to call it quits

>Yurifag
>unnecessarily tries to make everything pretentious.
Par for the course, I guess.

Singing the final song with monika!

>Not having the IQ necessary to understand that hxppy dxys and suffering are indissociable parts of life and that reflecting upon them are what makes us emotional creatures instead of soulless robots

To be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand Yuri.

Go tell your dad to beat you with a dictionary next, natsukifag

>overcoming suffering to reach a happy ending
Where do you think you are?

Well it's a good thing I love traps then.

Any wrestling nerds want to help me think of moves to give the club in WWE 2K18?

Here are some I thought of:
>Book End
>Poetry in Motion
>Third Eye
>Reality Check
>Chokeslam
>Hangman's Neckbreaker
>Jackknife Powerbomb
>Knife-Edge Chops
>Standing Cutter
>Wheel Kick

>Instant Deletion

Just playing this for the first time.

I've gotta say, I was pleasantly surprised. Although maybe the meta-game stuff is a little cliche, broadly, I feel like the game has been pulling off a lot of details well.

I'm just staring into Monika's eyes right now. She's giving me self-help advice. It's nice.

>Where do you think you are?
We're in a place where happy endings don't exist

Turd Wrangler

Monika Team

nice, you did good user

I want to battle with Monika!!!

A bit of a cop out, IMO. Missingno should have been in like the corner or something. She could have had like Rotom and Porygon.

>Brainlets believe Yuri just spontaneously went crazy after her confession and killed herself
They missed the point, in reality it was just the logical extension of her self-harm habits. Whenever she gets excited she doesn't know how to deal with it, and in order to release that pent-up energy she takes a knife to herself to release the pressure, like letting the air out of a balloon.

So what ended up happening was that accepting or rejecting her confession caused her heart to go so crazy that she desperately needed to release the pressure from her body, but it was such an intense situation for her that the only appropriate way to release that tension, at least in her mind, was to drive her knife into her.

Sometimes I feel pity for Natsukifags, having to make due with a character so simple you could write her entire personality and premise on a single scrap of toilet paper.

Once the Matt Hardy DLC comes out, I'm giving Monika as much power of DELETION as I possibly can.

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I might do a real team for her later, I just wanted to have fun with hers.

doki doki fighting game archetypes

yuri zoner
natsuki rushdown
sayori grappler (hugs)
monika shoto

sayori more like gayori lmao

The Heart Punch as the Makes My Heart Go Doki Doki Punch. Any moves related to the Bullet Club.
You'd better not hide any more dabs from me, Cleveland. I'm still updating the album.

>VENDING MACHINE'S REVENGE

50 dokis to whoever makes one of those /soc/ profile graphs for each of the dokis

I love this kind of shit lol

>sayori grappler (hugs)
Too cute! I want to wrestle with Sayori only to end up hugging her into submission!

no bully

soundcloud.com/lulz-mashups/doki-doki-literature-puffs

The meme remixes begin

Coin Cuntdestroyer

Captain, I told you all four of them are on my Twitter. I pinned it.

Im a Sayori fag but autistic Sayori cracks me up.

I've noticed a lot of /ddlc/ does, i think its why a lot of us get along so well despite always being on the brink of a waifu war

WOOOOOOW

Yeah, I have all of them. But don't hide any future ones from me.

>ywn make this retard a smiling bride
Hurts desu.

Oh, I won't. Don't worry.