/palg/ - Paladins General

So, it's just a DDoS then. That's what I expected.

Dr.Jekyll/Mr.Hyde champion when

Right after Churchill, user. They got a female champion coming up with exactly that premise.

don't give him false hope

>They got a female champion coming up with exactly that premise
She turns from a small pure loli to a milf. Basically Shinobu
This will save Paladins

But user, what if they decide to go with nerdy scientist girl/burly meathead lady?

>h-a-l-f-c-h-a-n fags complaing about elo
The system of this f2p is a joke, if you only play to reach 6k autistic elo yks.

>keep killing a retaliation zhin a 1v1 as BK
get kekked on kiddo

t.sub 2k

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strawpoll.me/14186023/r
reminder that maeve is the best girl

I wanna hug Maeve.

best girl

>ded as fuck
Told you fags to let this shit go.

never

I wish Lian had more art.

why isn't this game more popular
it's pretty fun

Because ow exist.

i think i'm done with paladins until next year

but this game is more fun and has cuter girls...

Why is that, user?

Yeah but blizzard has much much deeper pocket.

Recent updates had more bugs than your nana's pubes

got bored and there aren't any more champs coming out this year

y = m+(.95-m)*((x-m)/((x-.3)+.8)) = m+(.95-m)*(x-m)/(x+.5)

Thoughts?

agreed. She's incredible.

Really? I thought the plan was to push champions until the end of the year. Still, if they're slowing down to work on QoL, that's probably a good thing.

Incredible? More like incredibly bad at hiding her competence.

So! Have you had much chance to play Terminus, /palg/? What are your thoughts on him? Any hopes for Churchill?

I hope it's a girl or trap.

source?

I have less and less hope as time goes by. Probably going to wait until next year to go back and play. This patch really made me not want to play Paladins for a while.

what hero is the TF2 scout of this game since i love fragile mobile classes

kinessa or strixs

he said scout, not sniper

You know it's pretty interesting that all of these female characters risk getting their "champion" status revoked if they find someone who isn't right in their mind. If they get raped and impregnated by a random guy their life is finished.

You can't impregnate rock or snek weirdo.

you could say that for every female character that goes into combat

Fragile and mobile? Maeve, Evie and Androxus come to mind. Also Ruckus, but only if you compare him to his class.
Play Fernando

Magical abortions my dude.

with the new changes Skye can go pretty fast and she is considered very fragile.

I feel like a sanic skye or lex would fit your playstyle the most. Maeve has the double jump but she can only be really mobile when she is prowling and any actions besides movement will interrupt it. Skye and lex have the potential to maintain high velocity while still attacking at close range.

>Play Fernando
this. he literally wrecks the new tank every time btw

But muhkoa can hook him through his power syphon. I don't see a scenario where he wouldn't be a better choice than nando.

is maeve shit

No. She used to be for a while after her initial release. She did receive some nerfs to her damage and her most popular legendary but if you're decent you'll still be able to snipe dudes and fuck shit up.

All the female characters in this game pander to some fetish.

>Cassie - Redhead
>Skye - Mysterious Elf
>Ying - Slutty Thick Elf
>Evie - Crazy Cunt
>Kinessa - Token Black Girl
>Tyra - Nordic Vikingess
>Inara - Pure Maiden
>Maeve - Flat Chest
>Lian - Femdom
>Ash - Dyke
>Seris - Footfaggotry
>Willow - Extra Small
>Strix - Autism
>Jenos - Cross-dressing (Female to Male)

Terminus plays like shit. Is he good for anything whatsoever?

no, I'm shit at games but I had more damage and objective time with nando than terminuses from my and enemy team combined.

how do i git gud bros...

play Fernando first, he's much easier to play than any other champion

He is good for bullying or getting bullied.

He is slow as shit but getting 80% damage reduction is no joke. You have a choice between being less slow as shit or having more shield up time (Nimble/Chronos).

He suprisingly has a lot of damage, that is if you "can" get close.

Pair him with Inara and any non-shit healer and you'll rape anyone on the objective.

Maeve's sexy voice and flat chest don't synergise well together.

>Maeve's sexy voice
Seriously. Her voice is awful and grating.

Yeah but outside Inara the Palagirls aren't particularly unhappy about having to fight.
Imagine the cocky and aggressive Maeve/Ash reduced to tears thanks to that.

No.

n..no... that's not true...

waifu faggots should be permabanned

I wonder if the guy that drew these is still around.

So, what is the best lego for snek man?

Flat heal is amazing to save teammates in clutch moments and pocket heal, gourd slow is amazing to control a fight and the reload damage card is bonkers with max reload speed (2300 damage if you can land a stun).

All of them are good in certain situations with one of them being gimmicky, but which is the jack-of-all-trades?

I'd argue the gourd because it simply benefits your whole team instead of a single person.

Ayo what's a good setup for Terminus?

>never really play fast-paced FPS games before Paladins
>finally git somewhat good at Fernando
>get bored with him eventually at lvl 19
>want to get into fast flankers like Evie or healers
>die every few seconds and am by far the worst player in the match
how to git good at more squishy champions? the broken matchmaking system in casual isn't helping either. why the enemy team consists of diamonds and masters while most of the players in my team aren't even ranked every fucking time? I'm forced to play Fernando if I don't want cause my team to lose.

I want to break Pip's boipucci

Anybody else thinking right now?

I'm thinking too. Greetings to fellow thinkers

>>Seris - Footfaggotry
i love seris's hips i am not a degenerate footfag

wait, i can play this game without steam?

>liking an additional bodypart of a woman
>degenerate

yes. steam sucks

>liking any part of a woman
>liking women
no thanks I'll take a revolver instead
t. A.

>footfags
>not degenerates
Get the heck out.

Jenos is probably the manliest character in the game.

Drogoz is best meido

that'd be fernando, you spaceloving commie

>i love seris's hips i am not a degenerate footfag

No one can kill a GOD. user. Step into the light.

not yet

>mecha drogoz has no woohoo

why

Say it again

Because Hi-Rez has no problem with releasing things unfinished. He Bo in Smite still has an unfinished voice pack after years.

>*void grips u*
>*flies away*
>*turns around and shoots u*
>rinse and repeat
Come at me fag

When will you stop calling my Ying these horrible things?
She does not lead a questionable lifestyle, and you're being terribly disrespectful by even suggesting such things.

You are extremely retarded if you pick criple legendary
Otherwise
>press m1 till you dead and dash away

Cripple legendary is good if you have a coordinated team since it stops anyone cold for an easy focus kill. But then if you don't have the healing card, then your teamw ill have to be aware of it and play a bit more near cover to avoid caut is all..

Tyra's Dire Wolf voice pack is shit compared to her default. She needs a new voice pack skin.

>pick luminary
>have enough DPS to kill you in 1.5 seconds while constantly strafing side to side and void gripping you while also getting self-heal from astral marking someone
Ha

>buy nimble or morale boost on damba
>people unironically bitch at me about not getting chronos
>when my heal already has a stupid low cooldown and the rest of my skills are of no concern to them

>not going for wekono's wrath and deft hands
I can fuck up flanks with that shit brah

I prefer nimble so that I can just kite them and then keep healing or prime my reload while strafing.

#1 and #2 Bucks in the world both say they hate the new Buck.

More damage in exchange for lower skill ceiling and less fun. Not a trade I'd ever make.