Dota 2 general /D2G/

>wake up
>no patch posting

>people fell for the "universe isn't washed up" meme

you wont trick me you fucking snake
you even have fucking plants that kill you when you look at them funny by mistake

first for sharteezy

How do we fix Mineski?!

>na dota

what is with NA teams not being able to play against MK?

IMT trashed Optic twice with it

reminder that these 2 are the shotcallers of team nu-Evil Geniuses

Will we get PatchNotes tonight?

im sorry

only 10 days bro! :)

gEGe

>mineski dropping out of dotapit because of "family reasons"

>sharteezy net worth

twitch dot tv/sing_sing le peppy face

Because no one in NA pubs can play him well, skill level regardless.

Arteezy prepping to go to Chechnya and join some clan?

who

>Artour losing again

I still remember when MK was released. Most people here with their 2k insight went "DUDE JUST DON'T TRADE HITS WITH HIM HE'S NOT OP LMAO" over and over again. He's been nerfed so fucking hard and he's still a top tier pick

Moral of the story is people here are fucking retarded

That's when the patch itself drops
We're getting the PATCHNOTES before

still relevant

remember how hard reddit and redditors on d2g kept parroting how balanced monkey king is?
still gives me a laugh how retarded they were

#1 NA

>rumored Fnatic roster change due to not qualifying for anything
>will get to a major and a minor due to visas
>no roster change
Huh..

wait since when is fear playing with nu eg?

So this is difference between a GOOD team and a BAD team

they're just chain feeding at this point

Leo confirms EG worst NA team this year

since zai joined /ourguys/.
nu-eg is dogshit and i love it, feel bad for fear though.

>picking ck into monkey, puck, clock
I thought fear was supposed to be good

its not arteezys fault.........

his fucking captain drafted him (insert hero) into (insert hero).....

his lane is fucking cancer......

stop fucking hating on artour.. hes just a boy playing dota..

Here's a preview of a patchnote from 7.1
>Monkey King's Jingu Mastery reworked
>now creates debuff on target rather than buff on MK
>MK gets bonus damage against the target ONLY
>works on creeps to a lesser effect

>RTZ

>pooinverse on poogna

...

where are you now?

what did they mean by this?

Poor zfreek sticks out like a sore thumb

A couple more lans and they will be begging for PPD to come back

kyle has the same haircut as his chef/bf/coach

Just call it
Holy shit
Why even play?

>EG

DIRECT INVITES WERE A MISTAKE

how old is she

can't wait to hear the /dee2reddit/ consensus on the two new heroes

the ripe age of 11

>Team consists of good players, play's good
>Team consists of bad players, play's bad

makes you think, huh...

does it matter?

What's the point of pos5 Fear?

>they're balanced, only 65% winrate on release
>give it a few months for it to settle

>he kicks everybody back to EG.2 and brings his Right Wing Death Squad as main EG squad

waiting for lvl 12 & that "attempt" at a fight I guess

HOW IS LE MONKE KANG BALANCED

>You Die
I LOVE TOBI

>cr1t was the problem

yes i will have to filter that picture since she is not 18

Kick Crit

Bring back PPD and switch Fear to pos 1

EZ wins

Too bad everyone on EG hates PPD

sumail and sharteezy don't want to play with ppd because he doesn't let them smoke weed and play PUBG all day and shart out at 12th place

phil would never allow an all white eg team.

Are Americans the worst Dota players in the world?

WHY THE FUCK WAS AEGIS SITTING THERE?

The absolute S T A T E of america

lelG

EG.SingSing?!?!

oops forgot, kick RTZ too

I'm drunk, whatever, kick everyone bring back PPD or i'm chilling the president.

By far.

>meanwhile optic get fucking shit on by TNC, IMT and COL

yes

Why is /d2g/ so tsundere for Arteezy?

ppd is too good for these shitters outside of fear.
I FUCKING HAT

>NA is the strongest region

ppd is training up ccnc and waiting to drop pajkatt for reso, he doesn't want to come back
the era of OpTic is almost upon us

>the best NA had to offer pre-PPD was bulba clockwerk
Yes

hey wassup guys

wow the shitskin and the mongol commie don't want to work hard to win color me surprised

Why do we call him the Rape Ape?

Top 3 at TI 3 years in a row

12th place

that stain doesn't wash out Shartie

I FUCKING HATE HOW ALL THE DOTA PERSONALITIES CONSTNANTLY MAKE EXCUSES FOR EG, EG GOT TO REST WHILE MINESKI WAS PLAYING 3 GAMES, AND YET THE FIRST THING OUT OF MERLINIS MOUTH WAS "EG HAD TO PLAY THAT LONG GAME TODAY"
THEY SUCK ASS, STOP INVITING THEM TO EVENTS.

>EG can't beat Mineski, which team just got steamrolled by Liquid

SAD!

SEA bantz they knew they'd won the game already

you can't fix current eg rost-

god I fucking hope so

WAIT WAIT WAIT

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

THERE ARE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE

RIGHT NOW

WHO ACTUALLY THINK PPD IS GOOD??

AFTER HE EXPOSED HIMSELF AS BY GETTING D E S T R O Y E D BY KYLE, GOOKS, AND SEA GOOKS

L A F F I N
M Y
F U C K I N G
A S S
O F F
R I G H T
N O W

i wish i was a pro player so i could just bitchslap these casters who dont even have enough insight into the game to analyze whats wrong. your fucking job is describing what you see on the screen m8 i already dont expec tmuch from you but the "lol stompeddXDD hahah 20min game whaohohoho" gets really old

>that game 2
Why is Na'Vi the most exciting team?

OMFG

it's just nadota nepotism seeping into the talent list

EG is a big brand, they pay for the drinks at afterparties and free Monster, are you stupid?

Optic is a good team but have a shit mid.

PPD said he wanted Resolution so he had to make due.