/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 general

>age gender location
no

When is the update for the Jungle Inferno supposed to come out? It's starting to not be early in PST.

>"traps" on the internet

kys with this spam bait, this kind of shit only ruins threads and literally no one ever reads the replies

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POST YFW VIVA WAS RIGHT

post teams instead

confirmed underage

22 Male, American Canada
pic related
>having a main Medic/Pyro
6s/pubbing
Because fuck reasons that's fucking why
I am the proud owner of a Somewhat Threatening Sophisticated Professional Killstreak Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk. 1
Medic with the vaccinator
Heavy
Gun Mettle, breathed new life into the game
Fuck anything that isn't prophunt or vanilla gamemodes
Skins, you may not like it, but they dragged trader mains back into the fray
tiered cosmetics
koth_highpass
Nerfing the DR
Dr. Pepper
Bojack Horseman season 3
The game:^)
That dude in the back making sure the servers don't go bang
UT4
Feet, furshit and vore
only V*va
/id/nid0king fite me irl u nerd

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This too is pretty spammy and pointless but slightly less so.

rate my pyro

>including your id in an autism post like this
>is in a tf2g ugc team
oh... it's terminal

put your trip back on viBBa

>age, gender, location
23 fella nah
>when did you start playing?
2012
>main class
engineer
>6s, Highlander or pubstomper?
pubbie
>why?
flattening pablo.chavez2003 all day boosts my ego
>most prestigious competitive accomplishment (if applicable)

>competitive

>favorite class
engineer
>least favorite class
sniper
>which update was your favorite
mvm
>do you or have you played jailbreak? if no, then why not?
yes and it's better suited to gmod
>name one feature you think made the game better
caber nerf
>name one you think made it worse
ubersaw
>name your favorite map
steel or one of those achievement idle maps
>what are you looking forward to the most in the update?
new weapons to cock around with
>coke or pepsi
dr pepper
>favorite tv show/anime
no
>what do you listen to while you pubstomp?
the game
>what is your dream job irl
no
>what other FPS' have you/do you play?
no
>list any three of your favorite kinks/fetishes
no
>are tripfags/avatarfags the cancer killing /tf2g/?
yes and posts like this
>post youre id if you're a bad enough dude

>wanting to be friends with anyone here

i don't think i have any engineer memes

>Boi, 18, Midwest
>2013, started with console, played that for a year b4 moving to PC
>I pick whatever class the team needs, solly, medic, heavy, and engineer in that order are what I mostly play
>Pubstomper
>Not confident enough in my skill level to start comp. I hate feeling like a burden to others and joining a comp match only to find out I'm weighing the team down scares me a lot
>Offensive lv 3 attack engy
>Scout, makes me twitch way too fucking badly
>It seems like I've missed most of the good updates but Tough Break was alright. Skins suck ass and some of the changes were questionable but the contracts were fun and everyone was hyped and happy to play
>Yes, only did it so I could get voted warden, declare a free day, and then micspam as all of my guards got slaughtered and screeched at me for ruining their power fantasy
>Engineers being able to move their buildings
>Items that regenerate health
>Borneo
>Balance changes
>Coke, pop is empty calories tho. Water and milk master race
>Steins gate and Avatar were really good, don't watch tv much tho
>Eurobeat, city pop, limb/power metal
>Benevolent dictator
>Fallout NV
>Intimacy, Switch, Fascism
>No, lack of updates is. Bagboy still sucks mondo dick tho
>Honey Glazed Ham
Blogposting is fucking gay but I have nothing better to do, at least it's tf2 related r-right guys.

yes, sad to say even /v/eddit is better than reddit

nice face hon

I only came to this thread because of the update and boy, you guys sure suck at this game.
You would expect people who spend their whole lives shitposting about a game to at least understand the game beyond a basic level but that's clearly not the case, I guess that's what happens when you don't have a healthy competitive scene to tell you how things work.

this fucking image never fails to make me retch

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22 Male, western European Union
Started playing in 2009, comp in 2013
main soldier but like playing any 6s class
6v6 becoz its fun as h*ck
>most prestigious competitive accomplishment
2nd in a 1v1 scout cup
>least favorite class
heavy
>one feature that would make the game better
decent anti-cheat, like BattleEye
>one update that made TF2 worse
matchmaking update, comp mm included
>favorite map
cp_badlands
>looking forward to
i dont have any hopes for this game company.
>coke or pepsi
coke
>favorite tv show/anime
Futurama
>what do you listen to while you pubstomp?
electronic music or hardcore punk
>what is your dream job irl
something something computers
>what other FPS' have you/do you play?
played CSGO, currently play QLive sometimes
>list any three of your favorite kinks/fetishes
crossdressing, autogynephilia, transvestophilia
>are tripfags/avatarfags the cancer killing /tf2g/?
no
>post youre id if you're a bad enough dude
no

>that face
christ alive you poor bastard wash off the makeup you're just not suited to pretending to be a trap

Sure it's feeling /v/ in here

see

what did i tell ya fellas

yes hide your face with long hair and dark makeup
that is surely the sign of a passing crossdresser

>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff
top rofl

how feminine is your penis

Yes I know that scrap is shit
scrap.tf/raffles/H5R5UW

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>western European Union
just say west europe you fucking slyth

five minutes...

Did you just figure out the concept of better things being better?

chaser spotted

surprising how fast the hours go, i remember seeing two of these posts for the past two hours in what didn't feel that long ago

>have shitty walmart peripherals and a monitor from goodwill
>still cream everyone because I have the fastest internet

>when did you start playing?
2008
>main class
Engineer
>6s, Highlander or pubstomper?
Community servers with regulars
>why?
The best way to play TF2
>most prestigious competitive accomplishment (if applicable)
I won a mapping competition
>favorite class
Heavy
>least favorite class
Scout
>which update was your favorite
Sixth Annual Saxxy Awards
>do you or have you played jailbreak? if no, then why not?
Never really wanted to try
>name one feature you think made the game better
Official servers
>name one you think made it worse
Official servers
>name your favorite map
pl_pier
>what are you looking forward to the most in the update?
Cool maps

>releasing the patch of a 4 day update on the 5th day

>that pyro helmet
You're a stronger man than myself

how feminine is your penis

pl_frontier is the best map, Prove me wrong
Pro-tip: You simply cannot

>kekistan flag
but pretty cute desu

>all da new maps are cool i luv dem

this is the player that made the game turn bad

>that's why comp players rarely play him
no its because hes very situational and overall weak

y-you too. Thank you for the Space Diver recommendation whoever said it.

>tfw bored to death
>tfw missing tf2's comp scene which no other game even remotely comes close to
>tfw thinking of reinstalling
All that downloading... and I'd need to find a team... and set up my HUD again... and find someone who trades some decent hats at a reasonable price...
Just kill me now.

not feminine i'm hung

chaser with no standards

>literally no buffs to pyro

great pyro update guys

i trade you one hat for all the new pyro weapons

>pretty cute
>covered in moles, black lip gloss, wide and stocky shoulders, acne face
>p r e t t y _ c u t e

just buy 1 key and you can have 30+ hats from trading Xddd

how do you mean

1 minute, until its no longer early

>ironically owning nazi paraphernalia
baka desu desu

you literally asked for it

>nazi
lol fag

>10 AM
>still no update
FUCKING
hell

look, I'm desperate and a huge faggot and I like being nice

Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to hiroyuki. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, hiro and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on Veeky Forums. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you

That game sucks and I couldn't sit through playing it long enough to get that hat

i-it's not coming out, is it?

But it's 3 O'Clock (A)nti-(M)eridian

you're a good goy user.
>nazi paraphernalia

haha, what if we made the community wait EVEN LONGER for the update? hahaha

>le epic kekistan flag XD
>nazi
please stop connecting us natsocs with those people
its even a fucking tranny how the hell would it be nazi

TURN ON CNN

>Desperate
>just a nice guy
i know you are :)

enjoy your life

>The Absolute STATE Of Neo-/Tf2g/

Flag designed by a Crypto Nazi, QED it's nazi

That's like Saying Der Sturmer isn't Nazi, at some point you have to make a judgement call

THIS
TF2 IS ON CNN THREATENING TO GO TO DAY 6

don't reply to me

>mfw the update hits

don't listen to bullies, do whatever you like doing

>192977190
enjoy your life of being a nice guy chaser

the madman cant keep getting away with this

27 M Italy
2011
don't really main it, but most hour on pyro
pub-"better than the average player but can't even topscore consistently"
Lack of time, if I can play is a couple of hours every few months, nowaday.
Used to play highlander lobbies , but always mostly pub.
Was in a iron team that dropped out of steel after the first game
pyro
spy or normal heavy (fat scout is fun)
can't remember
jailbreak sucked, almost all alternative modes suck, except for surf
Better than what? Than the previous update? countless.
Worse than what? Than the previous update? Countless. Generally all weapons that counter your hardcounter (razorback, spycicle, pomson, rescue ranger, etc..)
cp_steel is the best map of the game
balancing, see how the "fixed" pyro plays out
chinotto
too many
nothing, shit pc and shit internet prevent me from that
Still software developer, but 3 days a week, plus 1 full day for study and 3 free days.
UT GOTY, UT 2k4, Quake Live, Overwatch
Futa, traps, voyeurism
They have always been
not a bad enough dude

I also have one without nut if you prefer that.

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26 male united states
started playing: 2013
main class: soldier
I pubstomp
because I'm casual
no competitive accomplishments
favorite class: engineer
least favorite: sniper
favorite update: bonus ducks
I play jailbreak
casual matchmaking made the game better
removing the sandman stun made it worse
favorite map: harvest
looking forward to in update: banana
coke
favorite anime: ebichu
pubstomp music: electro
dream job: ship captain
fps: csgo & bad company 2
kink/fetish: blondes, redheads, brunettes
I hate tripfags
id/26dollars (just kidding I'm not going to post my id)

Pictured: The man responsible for valve withholding the update to day 6

epic

the nut makes it honestly, i love it

auto balance wasn't that bad

>ARE YOU-

the absolute madman

>age, gender, location
20, boye, Norway
>when did you start playing?
Right after the uber update
>main class
Engineer.
>6s, Highlander or pubstomper?
Highlander, want to play more 6s.
>why?
Because it's fun.
>most prestigious competitive accomplishment (if applicable)
2nd place in High, made it to playoffs in Nations Cup.
Special mentions to winning Iron with a tf2g team.
>favorite class
Engineer.
>least favorite class
Heavy probably.
>which update was your favorite
Summer 2013 and/or Gun Mettle.
>do you or have you played jailbreak? if no, then why not?
No, I don't play bad gamemodes except for highlander of course
>name one feature you think made the game better
Matchmaking.
>name one you think made it worse
Matchmaking being bad.
>name your favorite map
Steel I guess.
>what are you looking forward to the most in the update?
Pyro being fun, better balance.
>coke or pepsi
Coke.
>favorite tv show/anime
Monogatari series.
>what do you listen to while you pubstomp?
The sound of my enemies dying and my mates talking with me.
>what is your dream job irl
Code monkey.
>what other FPS' have you/do you play?
Actively, none.
>list any three of your favorite kinks/fetishes
No___ Thank _____you
>are tripfags/avatarfags the cancer killing /tf2g/?
idk
>post youre id if you're a bad enough dude
id/yellowquiet

TF2 has to have a bunch of cute bois playing right?

I want a qt bf (male) to play TF2 with :~:

post webms while we wait

it's not cp_steel
it's the best pl map, though, I'll give you that

do me do me

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