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Last Thread: Update coming early tomorrow!
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>Jungle Inferno Update Day 4
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/notes.php

>Jungle Inferno Update Day 3
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/pyro.php

>Jungle Inferno Update Day 2
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/campaign.php

>Jungle Inferno Update Day 1
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>New SFM
youtube.com/watch?v=YHf7e67T54Y

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/Dst3G2U

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>mfw the update STILL isn't out

6 maps - 500mb, models/textures/audio - about 200mb i guess?

Early

Haha. You all fell for Valve's bullshit again. Congratulations

The state of Team Fortress 2

Viva's wise words charmed me, as usual. He's just so smart.

i paid 20 fukin dollars for this game i want a rREFUND

Again? Bag boy, valve has never done this before. But it does show the current state of the tf2 team. They have little idea of what to actually do

How does the beaver himself not get bored of posting the exact same thing hour after hour, day after day for weeks on end?

>muh invisible (you)s
He is just an attention whore is all

>viva was right
hahaha

Hurry up Valve, I wanna throw my money at u >:(

how can i look up someones esea from their steam id?

what are some songs

We are all here

>all here
>5 extra posts

posting in the good thread
when the FUCK update

Never

Lmao

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Hi I'm Daisy!

Fuck off we know who you are

is anyone still here?

H-Hewwo???

Maybe use your brain and check if maybe there is another thread?

>implying

Sorry, I didn't think there were two people as retarded as you

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>posting in this thread and being aware of the other thread are mutually exclusive
Oof, spend more time at the library, brainlet

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remember the game coordinator is still down cuz valve is actual shit

Yo airblast is fucked

>update is out
>item and matchmaking servers are down, rendering the entire update pointless until they go back online
hue

GAME COORDINATOR IS UP

IT'S STILL SHIT

It's worse.

Crates are already $0.35-0.50 at day fucking one, while shitty worthless pass is $6, good fucking job valve and farmers so much value. I wish i could refund this trash. TF2 is dead for real with no economy. Also casual doesn't even work which makes pass even less appealing. Also my game is stuttering like crazy. Good fucking job Valve drunk monkey retards even Overwatch's event are 1000x more competent than your garbage and skins are free.

Jesus

*Blocks your update*

>it's another team who doesn't actually play tf2 makes everything worse in another shit update episode

seems like this one is on repeat since season 7 or so

I miss pubs so fucking much

got in
everything is post-update fucked
flames look pretty fuckin cool though

>airblast is literally useless now
>pyro got the worst nerf he's ever gotten in his own update

>5 minute downtime
my ass

>everyone in MM is doing contracts for Pyro items
>full Pyro vs Pyro teams
>using new Pyro items on enemy team full of Pyro to finish contracts

what is going on? why does the game run like trash? how do i kill these pyros? what do i do?
send help please

>be pyro
>instakill someone at point blank with flamethrower

woah he got nerfed to the ground lmfao

Pretty sure pyro kinda already did that. Airblast is fucking baaad now, I think. Hard to tell hoenstly with ALL THE THESE PYROS.

>have to go on a valve server to do contracts
>everyone will be doing it at once because it's the ONLY way to get the new weapons
>the game will be borderline unplayable for a month because every fucking server will have teams of nothing but pyros
who thought this was a good idea

The heavy and engie mains.

as a medic main I have never really used the vaccinator before today
but now Its the only way I can stay alive when 90% of the players are pyros

the push force is a little worse but reflecting shit is way easier now

Really? Why's that exactly? They make the hit box bigger or something?

>the push force is a little worse
More like completely gone. I tried it out and it's fucking abhorrent now, Pyro is definitely worse now because he won't be able to deny ubers at all

yeah it seems a lot wider

its just more consistent. its possible the hit box is larger, not sure. it feels like the time window to reflect things is a little bigger though.

How do people already have the weapons? I'm looking at the contracts and seeing shit like a dozen reflect kills and hundreds of points

I love how fucking stupid far you go when you're backing up and pyro airblasts you. Also can you even get airblasted in the air anymore?

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Guess since I forgot to craft before the update, I'll do this now.

god damn it were is my damn gas tank

What else is metal even useful for nowadays?

As if there isn't ENOUGH Pyros running around right now

What the fuck happened to my loaned weapon? I can't do shit for the contract without it. Fuck Valve.

>come back home excited for update
>community servers gone
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>accidentally press i
>stuck on map info screen

>bring up the chat box
>get stuck on it

These glitches are several years old, too.

What the fuck is this bullshit with the gas can, I can't refill it with the resupply locker?

new main/pause menu hud is fucking dumb
there's NO reason for shop to be in the exact same spot options used to be

What stupid fucking nigger at Valve thought it was a good idea to bind the chat message for parties to "2" on the keyboard? How do I fucking unbind that?

I just installed a performance config because my GPU died and I need to play on Integrated Graphics, and now I can't see the regular Flamethrower particles, what do?

Is there any difference between a strange war paint and using a stat clock on one of the new skins?

>blast enemies with the thermal thruster.

How the fuck do you actually go about doing this? It says that you push enemies when you land, but I can't get this goal to trigger no matter what.

probably the taunt kill, son

Has anyone elses XP got stuck?

Is the update actually up?
I can see the new HUD and the contract shit but I can't see the new weapons in the shop.

If the update is up, how do you craft the new weapons?

>literally no one has posted any of the new cosmetics yet
what the fuck are you sods waiting for i wanna see my new engi froggies in game

The update has been up for about 4 hours and they already told you how to get the weapons about 3 days ago.

Is this shit happening to anyone else?

How the fuck do you get War Paint to work? I'm seeing plenty of War Painted items on the market right now but you can't actually use the damn thing from your fucking backpack.

How do you extinguish someone with a jetpack anyway?

type "cd .\root\mission"

fighting against entire teams of dragon's fury pyros is fucking impossible

I believe they're disabled for now because they need to be fixed.

threads go too fast
it does when the fucking thing resets before the match is over, and you have to use dx9 to even get the fucking contract which = lag = harder to kill with

also the projectiles are invisible

Fantastic. I'm glad they delayed the update an extra day so that we wouldn't get fucking shafted again. More likely they disabled them to keep players from using the Stat Clock since they put the wrong fucking item grades on them.

>war paints that you need keys for don't go above commando
what did valve mean by this

>do x things with the jetpack
>get to 90 points
>game takes away my jetpack
nice game there valve
Time to move on I guess

Is the contracker cosmetic free or something?

Perfect night to play engineer btw

all the aztec-themed cosmetics are SHIT
they should be fucking halloween restricted

user please.

Yeah you have to reactivate the fucking contract to get it back.

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>servers shitting themselves
>peak players only increased from 70k to 80k

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breaths in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/The Nuke

Damn...

tfw map just came out today and you're already figuring out how to be a ninjaneering shitdick

>try playing spy during this shit
>pyros literally covering the payload kart in a ball of flame

its time to chew ass

chew bubblegum

Soo

the new airblast sucks?

>dont get any contract progress from kills and literally only from killing people with intel
>don't get points from WIN A ROUND ON DEFENSE class

????????????