remember the game coordinator is still down cuz valve is actual shit
Mason Sullivan
Yo airblast is fucked
Grayson Bell
>update is out >item and matchmaking servers are down, rendering the entire update pointless until they go back online hue
Isaiah Nguyen
GAME COORDINATOR IS UP
Adam James
IT'S STILL SHIT
Wyatt Green
It's worse.
Brayden Barnes
Crates are already $0.35-0.50 at day fucking one, while shitty worthless pass is $6, good fucking job valve and farmers so much value. I wish i could refund this trash. TF2 is dead for real with no economy. Also casual doesn't even work which makes pass even less appealing. Also my game is stuttering like crazy. Good fucking job Valve drunk monkey retards even Overwatch's event are 1000x more competent than your garbage and skins are free.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Jesus
Jose Gonzalez
*Blocks your update*
James Parker
>it's another team who doesn't actually play tf2 makes everything worse in another shit update episode
seems like this one is on repeat since season 7 or so
Oliver White
I miss pubs so fucking much
Cooper Baker
got in everything is post-update fucked flames look pretty fuckin cool though
Eli Jones
>airblast is literally useless now >pyro got the worst nerf he's ever gotten in his own update
Blake Reyes
>5 minute downtime my ass
Alexander Rogers
>everyone in MM is doing contracts for Pyro items >full Pyro vs Pyro teams >using new Pyro items on enemy team full of Pyro to finish contracts
Colton Cruz
what is going on? why does the game run like trash? how do i kill these pyros? what do i do? send help please
Ian James
>be pyro >instakill someone at point blank with flamethrower
woah he got nerfed to the ground lmfao
Eli Ross
Pretty sure pyro kinda already did that. Airblast is fucking baaad now, I think. Hard to tell hoenstly with ALL THE THESE PYROS.
Hunter Jenkins
>have to go on a valve server to do contracts >everyone will be doing it at once because it's the ONLY way to get the new weapons >the game will be borderline unplayable for a month because every fucking server will have teams of nothing but pyros who thought this was a good idea
Ian Baker
The heavy and engie mains.
Jeremiah Reed
as a medic main I have never really used the vaccinator before today but now Its the only way I can stay alive when 90% of the players are pyros
Oliver Brown
the push force is a little worse but reflecting shit is way easier now
Benjamin Long
Really? Why's that exactly? They make the hit box bigger or something?
Brody Howard
>the push force is a little worse More like completely gone. I tried it out and it's fucking abhorrent now, Pyro is definitely worse now because he won't be able to deny ubers at all
yeah it seems a lot wider
Jack Ortiz
its just more consistent. its possible the hit box is larger, not sure. it feels like the time window to reflect things is a little bigger though.
Mason Mitchell
How do people already have the weapons? I'm looking at the contracts and seeing shit like a dozen reflect kills and hundreds of points
Nathaniel Gray
I love how fucking stupid far you go when you're backing up and pyro airblasts you. Also can you even get airblasted in the air anymore?
Nathan Hall
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Sebastian Price
Guess since I forgot to craft before the update, I'll do this now.
Christopher Price
god damn it were is my damn gas tank
Leo Kelly
What else is metal even useful for nowadays?
Luis Williams
As if there isn't ENOUGH Pyros running around right now
Justin Garcia
What the fuck happened to my loaned weapon? I can't do shit for the contract without it. Fuck Valve.
Luis Martinez
>come back home excited for update >community servers gone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Elijah Thompson
>accidentally press i >stuck on map info screen
>bring up the chat box >get stuck on it
These glitches are several years old, too.
Dominic Barnes
What the fuck is this bullshit with the gas can, I can't refill it with the resupply locker?
Andrew Rivera
new main/pause menu hud is fucking dumb there's NO reason for shop to be in the exact same spot options used to be
Camden Ramirez
What stupid fucking nigger at Valve thought it was a good idea to bind the chat message for parties to "2" on the keyboard? How do I fucking unbind that?
Tyler Rivera
I just installed a performance config because my GPU died and I need to play on Integrated Graphics, and now I can't see the regular Flamethrower particles, what do?
Benjamin Robinson
Is there any difference between a strange war paint and using a stat clock on one of the new skins?
Grayson Phillips
>blast enemies with the thermal thruster.
How the fuck do you actually go about doing this? It says that you push enemies when you land, but I can't get this goal to trigger no matter what.
Gavin Ortiz
probably the taunt kill, son
Luke Johnson
Has anyone elses XP got stuck?
Matthew Harris
Is the update actually up? I can see the new HUD and the contract shit but I can't see the new weapons in the shop.
If the update is up, how do you craft the new weapons?
Joshua Bailey
>literally no one has posted any of the new cosmetics yet what the fuck are you sods waiting for i wanna see my new engi froggies in game
Camden Wood
The update has been up for about 4 hours and they already told you how to get the weapons about 3 days ago.
Adam Peterson
Is this shit happening to anyone else?
Dominic Jenkins
How the fuck do you get War Paint to work? I'm seeing plenty of War Painted items on the market right now but you can't actually use the damn thing from your fucking backpack.
Eli Long
How do you extinguish someone with a jetpack anyway?
Connor Bennett
type "cd .\root\mission"
Robert Jackson
fighting against entire teams of dragon's fury pyros is fucking impossible
John Garcia
I believe they're disabled for now because they need to be fixed.
Isaiah Ortiz
threads go too fast it does when the fucking thing resets before the match is over, and you have to use dx9 to even get the fucking contract which = lag = harder to kill with
also the projectiles are invisible
Justin Hughes
Fantastic. I'm glad they delayed the update an extra day so that we wouldn't get fucking shafted again. More likely they disabled them to keep players from using the Stat Clock since they put the wrong fucking item grades on them.
Noah Campbell
>war paints that you need keys for don't go above commando what did valve mean by this
Luis Morgan
>do x things with the jetpack >get to 90 points >game takes away my jetpack nice game there valve Time to move on I guess
Luis Wood
Is the contracker cosmetic free or something?
Owen Campbell
Perfect night to play engineer btw
Zachary Sanchez
all the aztec-themed cosmetics are SHIT they should be fucking halloween restricted
James Barnes
user please.
Christian Mitchell
Yeah you have to reactivate the fucking contract to get it back.
Austin Reed
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Jordan Green
>servers shitting themselves >peak players only increased from 70k to 80k